Assassinate Raila Odinga??? Nigga Please! This Is How The Country Would Look Like In The Next 24 Hours Of A Raila Odinga Killing….

Reckless Jubilee loudmouth is at it again,doing what he does best,which is,essentially,demonizing and dehumanizing an entire community and spewing unfiltered vitriol against the Community’s most remarkable son. And despite the fact that Moses Kuria has three cases pending in Court,all dealing with incitement and hate speech,the man never quite knows when to stop and when to tame his acidic tongue.

Over the weekend,the Gatundu South MP,a man who presides over the Constituency that The President hails from,was at it again – addressing a charged Kikuyu crowd and making all manner of unpalatable suggestions bordering on the assassination of Opposition Chief Raila Odinga.

Making the remarks in Kikuyu – a language the semi-educated thugs gathered below him could understand best- Moses Kuria suggested that Raila Odinga can be shot and silenced once and for all.

He also said that Raila is not averse to ‘biting the bullet’ and that,after his murder,State-sponsored of course,Luos would hit the streets for a week and then they’d calm down. And all would be well.

He even moronically suggested that Raila would be buried next Monday (which one?) and that things would go back to normalcy after a little street conundrum by the Luos.

The crowd he was addressing hypnotically soaked it all in,cheering and ululating,clapping and uproaring,cheering on the demented war-monger and certified nut case.

And for those who can barely understand the drunken gibberish in that grainy audio,here’s a transcript ;

Nyumba ni murathikiriria? Nindiraheiruo wira nimukuona ta nguhota? Matige guitigira, Muthama, na Orengo na nyina moke othe. Ni mui gitumi ni kii? No matume kimudu, giuke na mucinga, Raila rii rithathi ya mutwe akue mauge ni nii.No emenyerere, ona bebe no arie, tutigutorio thinaine ni mundu umue. Na arie bebe tumuthike jumatatu iria inge, maikie mahiga wiki imue na Kenya ithii na mbere . Okoruo ni haro me kwenda niyo me kuona. Muire raila ona bebe no arie na thii ihore na tuthii na no menda thayu moke tuarie tuikare wega IEBC yenda guthii ithii okoruo tii uguo mathii ma kiumaga ”

And now here’s the Translated version of the rant,

My people, I was appointed to speak with these people. Do you think I will deliver? They shouldn’t fear in fact let Orengo, Muthama and their mothers come. They want to stage a gunman tasked to kill Raila and then blame it on me. But he should be careful because he can still bite the bullet. We won’t be troubled by one person forever. He can as well bite the bullet and we bury him next Monday. His protesters will throw stones for just one week and life continues. If it’s war they want it’s what they’ll get. Tell Raila he can bite the bullet but if they want peace they should come and let us negotiate ”.

The crowd cheering this vile,murderous Legislator on obviously didn’t understand just how grave and disturbing the ” Kill Raila ” monologue really is. And just how much irreparable damage that single act of spectacular buffonery can cause to the Country- including the Country’s longterm destabilization,a totally wrecked economy and horrific bloodshed.

It’s easy to cheer on an obsessed lunatic at some charged Kikuyu gathering,easy to find him amusing and interesting,easy to go along with his tirade of hate and disgusting prejudice until the shit hits the fan. And then it won’t be funny any more.

Either to the MP or the horrible losers who cheered his war cries on.

In the next 24 Hours,This Is What The Country Would Look Like After A Raila Odinga Assassination.

Unlike,say,Jacob Juma or any other random political victim of the murderous Kenyan regimes,Raila Odinga is not your everyday target of murder.

You don’t just kill Raila. Or even think about it. The consequences are way too grave,the damage is way too huge it’s incomprehensible. And unthinkable.

Moses Kuria himself,by the way,doesn’t command the kind of religious zealotry that Raila enjoys and I doubt his elimination would even be felt beyond the rivers of Gatundu.

1. Economic Disaster
The moment Raila would be shot and killed by some raving lunatic allied to Moses Kuria,the Country’s economy would immediately sink to outstanding lows. The Nairobi Stock Exchange would immediately feel the effects of a Raila assassination. The shilling would collapse and immediately – and I mean IMMEDIATELY – start performing poorly against the Dollar and other major Global currencies. And,in the hours to come – or days – the price of everyday goods would spike through the roof. Or they would become unavailable in the first place. Gas prices would be unimaginable. And don’t even get me started on it’s availability. We’d have a totally shattered economy. Immediately Raila would be confirmed DEAD as a result of a stupid,political gun shot.

2. State Of Emergency
Moses Kuria imagines that,a week of demonstrations from Luos nationwide is like the mess that a little girl makes as she’s trying to do some coloring job in her pink bedroom. What stupidity. A week of violent protests – from any community- is more than enough to wreck a Country. For life. You don’t even need a week. Two days of unending protests would be cause some of the deadliest damage ever made on a Country. But Moses Kuria thinks that the Country would be just fine with a week of violent protests from a disenfranchised mass of people. As if the Monday CORD demonstrations don’t shake the country enough. Now imagine a week. A state of emergency would be declared in no time. Even the guys who kiled former Rwandese President Juvenal Habyarimana must have predicted a simple one week of protests from the Tutsi community just like Moses Kuria did with the Luos. And then the one week thing became a 3 month thing…swallowing up as many as a million souls. And scarring the Nation for decades.

3. Investors Pull-out
Many foreign investors who have invested their money into our economy would immediately pull out their investments and leave town – leaving a burning nation to sort it’s bullshit. No one wants to stay in climates unfavorable for business and even for own safety. Millions of dollars would be withdrawn from the our economic chest,leaving us crawling and gasping for air. Bloodied and battered. Beaten and bruised-economically speaking.

4. Business Shut Down
Businesses nationwide would be immediately shut down. Supermarkets would remain closed for days on end. The one-week Luo protests that Moses Kuria seems to relish would morph into murderous sessions punctuated by looting and vandalism and wanton burning of property. Shop owners would rather remain at home and avoid a violent confrontation. Affording bread would be a dream.

5 . Massive Death And Bloodshed
Immediately after they’ve blown off the head of the CORD Leader,death would follow right up. Humans are humans. Humans are emotional beings. Humans will react. Humans will feel aggrieved and humans will tend to attack the other party. Humans will revenge and humans will launch counter-attacks. Next thing you know,it’s full on war. Blood is getting spilled and people are being evacuated. There will be massive onslaughts against rival communities and what Moses Kuria thinks is a simple matter of Luos throwing stones for a week will evolve into a monster bloodbath… And he won’t be safe either. No one will be. Not even his beloved Kikuyu populace.

6. International Sanctions
The West gloats at our every little shortcoming. The US and Britain and suchlike Countries will direct their Foreign Affairs Secretaries to issue press conferences calling for an immediate truce and also asking their citizens to avoid traveling to Kenya. Sanctions will also be thrown around and the UN will jump in the fray too. Our image internationally will be damaged to pieces. Uhuru Kenyatta,with his obsession with The West,will be badly embarrassed and have his name dragged through massive mud. We won’t be able to smile and walk tall again. We are the stupid banana Republic that executes her own Opposition leaders. And then we will quickly slump down and be rated amongst loser Countries like Libya,CAR,Burundi, Zimbabwe and Uganda. That will happen. Fast.

I wish I could go on and on about what is at stake here. But I doubt the drunk,cheering bastards who urged that wicked scumbag Moses Kuria on can even read a text leave alone a lengthy OP-ED.

It’s easy to fantasize and even joke about the assassination of a man of Raila’s stature. It’s easy to address drunken masses and pass off Raila’s death as a simple sting from a little bee.

Some people have President status even when they are NOT President. Ask the good people of Myanmar who have idolized Nobel Laureate Aung Sang Suu Kyi for decades even when she was under House Arrest and receiving the treatment of a dog from the Ruling Military Junta.

It was all fun and games at that Kasarani gathering.

But you won’t be laughing when it actually happens. Or clapping. Or cheering.

But fools can only learn from experience.

We shall be sitting here. Waiting.

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Janet Chao