Everything You Need to know about Strepsils. And What Flavors to use

The good sleazy women of Kilimani Mums have, yet again, captured the attention of the public with their idle bedroom chatter that seems to be the only thing that keeps the group alive.
Kilimani Mums, as you all know, is a ragtag army of mostly jobless hobos who gather at the virtual haunt to obsess over men, flaunt their infallibility, engage in sordid bedroom tales and basically while the time away scandalizing their way around.
Its a formidable entity that always seems to make news. Or to avert the course of news.

And now, the group lit up over the weekend with tales of a popular menthol lozenge that’s supposed to turn any bedroom activity into a moment of sexual magic.
According to the yobs that post random thoughts on the group, the sore throat medication, Strepsils, that we all grew up crunching and sucking, has other more NSFW uses – it’s the perfect bedroom aphrodisiac that turns sex into firebombs.
The procedure is pretty simple, you grab a single tablet, put it in your mouth, suck on it, derive the cooling menthol effects, and then, while your mouth still has that ecstatic menthol tinge, go down on your man and suck that thing to cloud nine.
It’s the ultimate blow-Job. The King of all blow jobs, they say.
Also, the man can suck on the tablet and then go down on his woman as well… With the menthol taste sipping deep into her vaginal tunnels and rupturing her into fits of sexual ecstasy.

These revelations shook the Internet and were immediately turned into hilarious memes across the net with many funny commentaries taking over the topic.
Even Mike Sonko, the Nairobi Senator, jumped on to to he topic. (Like he wouldn’t.)
But how true are these claims? And are the faceless sex mongers who make up the Kilimani Mums conglomerate worth believing?
According to Melinda *, a city student, this is all but idle, cheap hogwash.
she scoffs.
But Brian, a colleague in the office, sees it differently.
he asserts.

But there’s no logical explanation that supports why the lozenge, which combines two antiseptics and Levomenthol , makes the sexual organs tickled and turned on to that effect.
argues Dr. Edwin of Kahawa Wendani.
But one anonymous member of the Kilimani Mums still swears by the little medical tablets and has tried them in the past. At least, a particular flavor.
she says.

But according to Brian, the Honey and Lemon flavor is sent from heaven.
But Doctor Edwin still sees no sense in all of this madness.
he says.
But that won’t stop hundreds of Nairobi women from sneaking into shops and chemists across the city in search of the dumbfounding aphrodisiac.
says Cate.
Well, the tablet remains a hot topic that is still gripping people and and lighting up female conversations across the Internet.
But to know whether it works or not, you will have to try it on your partner. And not rely on this article alone or some idle ramblings of a sex-mad Facebook group.

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