Having A Pair Colossal Jugs, A Humongous Butt and Thunderous Thighs Doesn’t Make You A Plus Size Model. Meet The Only Plus Size Model Worth Looking At.

This is not a post about misogyny. I have no hatred for women who are genetically endowed with flesh and curves. In fact when I’m in a good mood I love to say that flesh is for men whilst the bones are for the hounds. (no offence to our butt-challenged sisters out there) I can totally relate to your predicament. But, listen, did you know that squatting at least 20 times a day can actually give you quite a bum? Anyway, to other matters now, I’m totally flustered by clueless women with big butts who call themselves “plus size models” 

 Plus size refers to women who are sizes 18-28 -It does not mean thighs, legs for days and an ass the size of a tanker. That ladies and gentlemen of intellectual comportment is not plus size, plus size women are not fat people with acres of cellulite and sagging boobies. They are not  horrible people who find solace in  staggering amounts of junk food, they live a normal life like our slender sisters-It is not their fault,they are just genetically Endowed. 

I had an interesting conversation yesterday with Evalyne Waruruguru, arguably one of the prettiest plus size models in Kenya. She was unhappy with the fact that everyone with a little flesh behind them chose to call themselves “plus size models” without neccesarily going into the nitty gritty that is plus size modelling. 

 If you cheat your genes with fries from Sonford or the kibanda you go to, please refrain from calling your-self a plus size model as some form of damage control. You are in fact, sorry to burst your bubble what mean people cal “fat”. You don’t need our attention. You need the gym (and prayers. 

Figure out that first and get it together. While at it bow down  to a real plus size model …

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 See what I mean, just curves. No cellulite. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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T. Magu