My date spent all my money on food, forcing me to walk back home – Churchill painfully recounts

Godfather of comedy in Kenya, Mwalimu Churchill narrated a day he was forced to walk home after spending all the money on his date.

Revealing this during his Churchill Show on Sunday, the Kenyan entrepreneur opened up:

Back in the 90´s I took a woman out on a date and she ordered half a chicken. I asked ´ya hapa ama ya wapi?´ I tried to convince her to at least order two sausages. But she stuck by what she wanted.

Unfortunately, despite efforts to plead with his date to tone down on overspending, his pleas fell on deaf ears. Churchill had to brave up, watch and figure out how to get back home.

While she ate, I was just watching her. I pretended to be fasting as Jesus did back in the day. Every time she chewed nlikua naskia uchungu nkikumbuka nitatembea miguu going back home. Eventually, that is what I did, I walked all the way.

An incident that is not news today, as ladies spend extravagantly, leaving the men penniless.