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Njugush narrates days when taking wife, Celestine out on dates were a nightmare for him

September 18, 2019 at 10:28
Njugush narrates days when taking wife, Celestine out on dates were a nightmare for him

Comedy kid, Njugush is a living example of the things money can do. He started from the least one can think of and he has scaled the ladders of fame like a master.

Timothy Kimani better known as Njugush now has multiple sources of funding that are close to guaranteeing him a comfortable retirement life.

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Dating days

Well, he started somewhere and that we have to acknowledge. The father of one narrates his dating experience with wife, Celestine Ndinda, days when money was pretty scarce.

The two started their bond while still in campus. They went on a couple of dates but it got to a point, Njugush ran nil and could not afford to take one Celestine out.

2014….. it was my first time kupeleka huyu mrembo Celestine Ndinda date akasema ameshiba….all other dates, mostly zilikua Pale Uhuru Park, alikua anadai haskii njaa… she was just being diplomatic anadanganya because tukirudi shule alikua anabomoa ugali.

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But things changed:

Now when we came here in 2014, I was hoping ile 500 nilikua nayo ingetosha..well I was in for a surprise. When for the 1st time aliona I took her to a date somewhere with walls [open air dates were the thing…well cause of how our pockets were setup…] CBD akajua kajamaa kana pesa – we have been paid 1k for a set book show nilikua nimechapa. So nikalipa deni ya 500 I had ..then the rest nikaamua nichafue mrembo.

Unfortunately, the biggest mistake Njugush made, was when his inner being told him to ask Celestine to have what she wants. And these were the repercussions:

Now there’s a dish known as arosto… I think ni mbuzi mtoto…meat so soft…I always keep ondering if it would be appropriate to say you are kidding ukikula…lol bad joke I know. Wue ilikua 650 sinia moja…150 more than I had…sema kusweat…mrembo was so happy lakini chini ya maji I was nervous… well luckily I had a friend…and what are friends for??? especially when date iko karibu kugonga ukuta… ( I thought tungeenda tu hizo open air dates haingegonga ukuta, get it?) Well my friend Gerald would send me Kshs 500…big mistake. Hapa nilijua huyu mrembo nitamtorture na fod design she would never forget…I asked for juice in a big glass…and not any other juice, mango juice. Okay every weekend angesema turudi hapa lakini sababu Gerald hangenikopesha, inabidi I devise maugonjwa…”babe naskia kichwa funny” ooh “babe nikama niko na malaria”. We still come here since and today we had a third wheeler. Well I’m now getting used to half half kisses juu mtoto ataamka ooh babe kidogo nimfunike ooh babe shhhhh.




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