Every woman needs a pocket simp like Eric Omondi

Eric Omondi has been a simp for Chantal Grazioli while they were dating but what is even more egregious is the fact that he continues to simp for her even after she dumped him and jumped into the bed and arms of her current lover (or is he an ex now?) Nicola Traldi.

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You see, whenever she has an issue she knows to call him because he will drop everything and fly to her aid. Hell, even when it is due to a culmination of her poor decision-making skills, she knows he will still attempt to absolve her of any responsibility in the matter and cape for her like some garbage, Riverwood superhero.

Chantal with bae

Make no mistake about it, her most recent escapade in which she revealed she was the victim of gender-based violence was wrong as no one should be victimized by their partner but she made the conscious decision to stay with him after the first -not once, not twice but several- instances of violence.

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We can say whatever the hell we want but we cannot absolve her of the poor decision-making skills she has shown to possess (if any because at this point it is debatable. I cannot fathom my sister staying with a man after he hits her the first time let alone the subsequent times. Let that sink in. No really, I have to repeat myself for the intellectually dishonest feminists who simply want any excuse to complain about; what Nicola did was wrong but she chose to stay until Eric Omondi swooped in and rescued her.

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The only reason he would ever think to involve himself in the affairs of his ex is that he is not over her. You cannot convince me otherwise. And what’s worse is that she knows that even though he is not her first choice partner, he is still going to avail himself to help her fix her problems.

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Chantal knows that Eric Omondi is forever in her clutches. That is why when it hit the fans, she didn’t try to get help from the watchman, she didn’t call her relatives, she instead reached out to her pocket simp. And he, like an eager dog wanted to prove he’s a good boy.

Comedian Eric Omondi with girlfriend, Chantal

No one who has ended things with their ex and is in a new relationship -that is if they respect themselves, their partner and the relationship, no one would cape for their ex like he does. It is ludicrous. But that is the heart of the matter. He has never believed he could do better than his ex so he will go help her clean up her mess.

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We do not know what happened other than the fact that she is bearing the scars of a physical altercation. However, what we do know is that Eric Omondi has gone above and beyond for Chantal than he would go for his current partner, Lynne. Can you imagine what she is feeling knowing that is the case? Knowing her man was second best to his ex yet he is still whimpering and pining for her? Was I her brother I would advise her to anticipate the breakup.

This is just a messy situation emanating from Eric Omondi’s low self-esteem when it comes to Chantal. She is an adult who could have at any point before his intervention decided to leave her abusive partner but she didn’t. She is an adult with agency who chose to remain with her ex on the previous occasions he allegedly thumped her. Let that sink in. Erico Omondi thinks he will friendzone his way back into her heart and pants. It’s pretty pathetic. If he were indeed the one she called first, he should have sent police officers to her house, not rush in where even angels fear to tread.

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Why we care that Eric Omondi’s ex is hobnobbing with politicians

Her name is Chantal Juliet Grazioli but we only really know her as Eric Omondi’s ex and in recent times, we saw her hanging out with a youthful aspiring politician whom many have colloquially dubber “Somali Bae”.

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And the not-so-subtle but immensely interesting thing about this pairing is that it excited us because of its potential for salacious gossip.

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Chantal with bae

Why you ask? Well because Eric Omondi’s ex is seemingly following a well-beaten path into the life of being the socialite “acquaintance of a powerful “mheshimiwa”.

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We saw how it worked for the girl dating the president’s personal assistant and have also seen how well it is going for the one linked to Kilifi’s governor so why would one not expect it to work for Ms Chanty as she calls herself?

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Chantal Grazioli

And to make it an even more likely pairing, she, like the previous two mentioned lasses, is light-skinned -her being of half-caste extraction- and she too has a modelesque build. So why wouldn’t things work out for Eric Omondi’s ex?

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I mean, sure there is the fact that she is currently dating a mzungu but do not forget women’s hypergamous nature. She could afterall, decide that there is more to be gained from dating the aspiring politician who is said to have deep pockets and whose religion permits him to have up to 4 wives.

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Ms Chanty with extreme simp, Eric Omondi

And sure, we are indeed trying to live vicariously through her and there is probably nothing deep about the fact that they hang out together but then again, that would make for a boring story. And we know how Kenyan girls are wired so…

Whatever the deal is between Chantal Grazioli and Somali Bae, one thing is for certain, that absolutely no one would be surprised if she eventually came out and declared themselves a couple. If anything, we would simply roll our eyes at the fact they had the audacity to try and hide it from us.

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Eric Omondi needs to stop moping and talking about his ex Chantal

For a long time, Eric Omondi was dating the Chantal Grazioli. And for most of us, we had no idea who she was other than being his girlfriend. On his end, the comedian went out of his way to get her some clout, including getting her to jump in on some of his comedic skits.

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To be fair, she is the type of woman a lot of men would find attractive so she quickly built up a social media following. Eric Omondi was really excited to be dating her and he would post her everywhere he could, to the point of pedestalizing her.

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Eric Omondi with Chantal back when they were dating

As happens in such relationships, the partner who has been pedestalized has no option but to look down at the other partner and that is how things played out with their relationship with Eric Omondi eventually getting dumped -although if you ask him, the breakup was mutual.

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While Chantal has kept things moving, Eric Omondi has been constantly dredging up the past, constantly yammering on about their relationship and he recently decided to let the world know that he had been planning on marrying her when their relationship went belly up.

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Eric Omondi performing a skit

The biggest problem with his constant whining about his former beau is that it is coming off as simping. And beyond it coming off as simping, it is also making him off as a low value male in comparison to her. He is Eric Omondi. He needs to start acting like he knows he can get a dozen other beauties. He needs to realize that he has done the hard work to elevate his stock so he shouldn’t be pining for anyone.

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That is why all the headlines being written about Chantal and her new man declare that she upgraded. And it is cringeworthy at best because this is a man who did the hard work of making comedy a viable career. he is a maverick who has finally struck his gold vein yet he cannot get over the one woman who dumped him.

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Eric Omondi back in 2019 when they were dating

Also, to make matters worse, his constant pining for his ex puts off other women (including the high value options) who look at him and see a man who isn’t over his ex. You can imagine what any woman who he is currently seeing is thinking everytime she sees him open his pie hole and rather than make a joke, he is pining about Chantal. Come on Eric Omondi, do bettter.

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