Colonel Mustafa Archives

Kenyan men are quite reluctant when it comes to settling down; and I’m thinking this is because the ration between the boy and girl child is 1:4. However does this mean that despite all the years the celebrities listed below have never fallen in love even once?

Anyway below are just a few celebrities we hope to see settle down at least by the end of 2021. No pressure so don’t get me wrong with this!

Sleepy

Apart from that time he was rumored to be Jacky Vike’s baby daddy; honestly Sleepy has not introduced any of the women he has dated and broken up with in years. If I am not wrong, very few know anything about this young man’s girlfriend or partner. But looking at his agemates, most seem to have started children as they continue to chase the paper; meaning Sleepy can do this too.

DNG

At least we know DNG married and divorced his ex really fast. Their reason for their break up remains unknown to the public; but judging from a post shared by DNG back then – he made many believe that his ex wife was the problem. He wrote;

“I dumped a really hot chic (Yvette) who had a really dark heart and a shitty personality,”

And 4 years down the line DNG is being accused of being a fisi who has been exposed severally on social media. So between him and ex wife, who really had the problem? But hey, the clock is ticking!

Prezzo

Apart from being a father of many, rapper Prezzo should by now be thinking of settling down. At 40 ‘something’ this man should now be a family man. His ex Michelle Yola already settled down with a French man who is now the father of her 2 daughters.

However, since Yola left there are no signs of the fella settling down – but hopefully he too will meet someone soon.

Mustafa Colonel

After Noti Flow exposed Colonel Mustafa for being being… Im not sure whether we should be talking about marriage since same sex marriage is prohibited in Kenya. But hey, he also dates women meaning Mustafa can also settle down if he wishes.

After his break up with Marya (whose marriage to Kevin was shaky) Mustafa has not thought of having his own family. Right now he must be in his early 40’s and still no family to show like his peers i.e Nyashinski, Nonini, Jua Cali among others.

Fundi Frank

Just to be safe, ill start by saying Fundi Frank who was quite popular back in the day has never introduced his family on social media; leave alone being spotted with a woman suspected to be his lover.

This could be because he is a low key fella; but hey, even just once? Anyway lets not judge what we can’t see but honestly he should give us a reason to talk. Right?

Colonel Mustafa has been put to shame one more time by his violent girlfriend Noti Flow. The man who has a storied history as one of Kenya’s earliest urban entertainers from the turn of the Millenium as one half of Deux Vultures is now a shell of himself.

Colonel Mustapha is a fool for reuniting with Noti Flow

Gone is the great titan of Kenyan music and now we have to contend with a coochie whipped, love-struck schmuck who is more concerned with crying over his on-again, off-again lass, Noti Flow. These days, we are starved of music and art from Colonel Mustafa and instead, we are treated to a grown man opining and whining about Noti Flow who for her part is busy churning out music.

Colonel Mustafa just recently celebrated the return of his lass only for her to come out and declare that her collaboration artist on her latest single, Benzema aka Alehandro of Ochungulo Family had propositioned her for sex and she had contemplated the request until he informed her he doesn’t use condoms…

“Noti Flow is just bitter” Colonel Mustapha responds after his ex accuses him of being gay

And now that same lass, Noti Flow is accusing Colonel Mustafa of cheating on her and wouldn’t you know it, she is livid and has walked out on their relationship again and Colonel Mustafa is once more begging her to stay and fix things.

And Colonel Mustafa isn’t the kind of man to let a little common sense and pride get in the way of him getting his woman whom he seems unaware has a proclivity towards the opposite of exclusivity:

And this brings us to the crux of the matter. You see, one would think that at this point of his life, Colonel Mustafa shouldn’t need validation from his woman or anyone for that matter. At his advanced age and cemented legendhood in the Kenyan entertainment game, he should be perfectly at peace being on his own and starting afresh. And no, that isn’t a hollow statement; Colonel Mustafa literally up and left the music scene and started retailing clothes. This shows he is willing to take calculated risks and he is at peace with being his own mental point of origin -well… Until his relationship comes to focus.

¨Ball imerudi home ground¨ Rapper Colonel Mustafa confirms reunion with Noti Flow

And Colonel Mustafa has eaten a lot of ~~shit~~ from Noti Flow who enjoys emasculating her man and she is content in the knowledge that he will stay because it seems he lacks options. So what is there to do but to stand aside and let the man, the artist humiliate himself? These are the type of situations that you allow to play out and you merely protect yourself from getting spluttered by faeces when it hits the fan.

At this point, conventional thinking should have shown Colonel Mustafa that the juice isn’t worth the squeeze when it comes to Noti Flow. There is clearly no respect from her to him, he has complained at some point that she is physically abusive and even bites him, she is always putting herself in sexual circumstances with random men and yet he has clung onto her.

“Noti Flow stole my IG account and turned into her fan page” Colonel Mustafa

Even if, say what she says about him having a sugar mummy is true, he shouldn’t have to put up with the nonsense that is her constant public humiliation of him. At the least, he should demand discretion. Respect. But from what we have been shown, Colonel Mustafa as a man clearly doesn’t think much of himself. He is clearly happy to eat ~~shit~~ and pound sand.

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