Pastor Ng’ang’a mocks man of God David Mwaure for trailing in presidential race “Bishop anashindwa na mtu wa bangi”

Pastor Ng’ang’a has no chills! Actually I’m actually I’m beginning to wonder how he became a pastor and how he still has a huge following when his ways don’t really matter with those of a staunch (for lack of a better word) Christian.

I mean, he ridicules, insults, mocks and worse – doesn’t practice what he preaches; but at the same time we ought to give him credit for being real…at least he lets people see who he really is.

And with that, this past weekend Ng’ang’a decided to make fun of Bishop David Mwaure who came in last in the presidential race; and what seemed to bother Ng’ang’a is that the man of God was actually losing to Wajackoyha who is a Ganja man or like pastor Nganga put it Mutu wa Bangi.

Pastor Ng’ang’a 

Nimeona Wajackoyah ako na kura nyingi sana. Yule anauza nyoka na bangi na kuna bishop yuko hapo na huyu wa bangi ndio ako na kura nyingi. Na ni bishop! Bishop! Ulienda kubaya, bishop rudi kwa kanisa,

Nganga here to play

If you thought Ng’ang’a would mince his words because he was speaking to his congregation during a Sunday; then you thought wrong.

Still on David Mwaure losing to Wajackoyah, Nganga went on to make fun saying;

 Bishop ghai! Amekaa miaka nne, forty years bishop na leo ametokelezea na huyu wa bangi akatokelezea, hata hajanyoa na bishop amenyoa na amevaa suti, huyu amefunga tu kilemba. Sasa huyu wa bangi nimeangalia nikaona hata Mandera ako na kura.

Mmmh not that he really cares but if church ministry was a business…believe me Ng’ang’a is really doing everything to entertain his customers.

 

Andrew Kibe’s advise to Bahati after losing Mathare MP seat

Finally we all know who the president is and after days of waiting to see how things will go…looks like Kenyans are ready to jump right back where they left from just before the election, hoping maybe soon – things will start to change for the nation. I mean, it’s a new era and whether we like it or not…life has to move on.

Bahati’s bitter political career

Well with some of our new favorite elected candidates assuming office soon, Bahati unfortunately will not be one of them since he lost to Anthony Oluoch of the Orange Democratic Movement (ODM).

With that of course Bahati will have to focus on something else and that is what Andrew Kibe is actually telling him judging from his latest vlog. Speaking to Bahati who lost the Mathare MP seat, Kibe sai;

Bahanye didn’t win so at least we have something to celebrate. I don’t know what to feel for you. I know you put a lot of effort into it and you feel very disappointed.

Hold your head high and move on

Okay, as you already know Kibe has never been the kind of man to speak in a humble manner and whether giving advise or bashing – he sounds the same but for the time we can say he was abit polite with Bahati.

Still advising him on how to handle rejection from Kenyans, Kibe went on to tell Bahati;

It felt good for the moment that it lasted, till next time. Take your hands put it down your pants and cup your nuts and realize that you are a man and go out there and do some other sh*t. These guys have rejected you.

Well, wel all hope he finds the courage to speak out now that it’s been days since he lost but continues to maintain his silence.

Former TRHK actress Njambi ends relationship with baby daddy, says he was abusive 

Former TRHK actress Njambi says she had to walk out of a toxic relationship without anyone having to talk to her. This not being the first time she is addressing such a topic, Njambi this time around says she is serious.

Tbt: Njambi actress with baby no 2

According to the actress, she had been living with a violent partner and although he abused her physically and mentally…she never really felt the need to leave. Probably because toxic love always has some sort of spell you cannot run from especially when hooked…and to prove how indeed she was…Njambi ended up having a kid with her alleged abusive partner.

Almost 3 years later and the lady says she is done and dusted from hanging on to a relationship that keeps breaking her.

The shame of being in a relationship or having fallen victim to an abusive relationship actually kept me in it longer than I should have been. I finally had the courage and am sticking to that

No shame in leaving

Well like she said, she’s finally decided to move on with her life and now that she is a mum of two…probably its time she focused on the kids and let the heart heal before jumping into another relationship.

As for those struggling to leave their toxic relationships, Njambi had this to say;

Wenye Wanasema you wish you had the courage to get out…imagine hiyo courage itakuja tu ata hautaamini ni wewe. All in all you deserve happiness….life is too short for unhealthy relationships.

ends relationship with baby daddy, says he was abusive

Reverend Lucy Natasha blasted on social media after sharing words of encouragement, man tells her “peleka ujinga huko”

Kenyans are tired and fed up with positive messages from their preachers always telling them to stay strong and keep pushing; yet – the economy is not only efing them over but there are no jobs, bei ya unga iko juu scratch that….there’s shortage of flour, debts among other things.

Reverend Lucy Natasha

So yea…words no longer apply to Kenyans especially those on social media something that Reverend Lucy Natasha had to learn the hard way. Okay…you see – this past weekend the woman of God shared a post telling her followers that they were about to receive some Good news on their phones. She wrote;

Your phone is about to ring with GOOD NEWS! The delay is over!

Mmmh a sweet message that would definitely sound like music to the ears, but no…wakenya hapan tambua. Responding to the message, one fan left the rest of the netizens in the comment section after responding;

Hii ujinga peleka huko Facebook ndio watu wengi hawana akili huwa.

Kenyan ministry

Well having seen how Kenyan pastors use their ministries to enrich themselves….I’m sorry to say but looks like Kenyans are now aware that most ministries are just money making businesses.

For a minute – these preachers were able to convince our parents and those that came before them; but with this new generation- people are finding God their own way.

Well…incase these same preachers feel that this generation is ignorant…I wonder what they will say about gen Z who care less about religion.

 

Saumu Mbuvi celebrates new elected Lamu Senator after deadbeat baby daddy loses seat

Saumu Mbuvi must be in such a good mood now that her baby daddy Anwar Loitiptip is no longer the Lamu Senator. As already confirmed and announced – Anwar Loitiptip lost to Francis Mugo who is the new elect Senator; something that was expected.

Well having saumu Mbuvi celebrate and congratulate the new elected Senator and the women rep somehow felt like she was mocking her ex boyfriend, Anwar; who doubles up as her baby daddy and last we heard….the guy doesn’t support his daughter.

Anyway as seen on the post, Saumu Mbuvi went on to say;

Congratulations to the new Lamu Senator and women rep

Karma?

Well one might say it’s Karma at play but at the same time – it’s politics, you can really never predict how things will go.

Saumu Mbuvi with dad, Mike Sonko (holding his granddaughter) and Lamu Senator Anwar Loitiptip

However having seen how the former Senator handled himself the last few months or rather years…let’s just say he didn’t really have a reputation especially after the shooting incident that left a lady injured.

During the same time the outgoing Senator had also been branded a violent man by Saumu Mbuvi who once accused him of beating her so bad that she thought he would kill her.

Sakaja wins Nairobi Governor’s seat defeating Polycarb Igathe

We can’t say we never saw it coming but after months of compaigning, interviews and finally elections…the Nairobi people have decided to have Sakaja as their governor.

This was confirmed earlier this morning hours after netizens had already started congratulating the former senator on his new role of Nairobi Governor elect.

Senator Sakaja was vying on a United Democratic Alliance (UDA) party ticket while his strong opponent Igathe was running on a Jubilee ticket.

Igathe jokes

As you already know, in a race there has to be a winner and a loser which brings us to Polycarp Igathe who made the campaigns fun for Kenyans on social media.

Polycarp Igathe

Although he gets the second position, Polycarp Igathe indeed brought a different strategy for his campaigns hence the memes Kenyans on social media will forever remember.

Below are just a few jokes Kenyans came up with from his unique campaign tactics.

“He should have started as an MCA then grow” Socialite reacts to Bahati losing the Mathare MP seat

Bahati lost the Mathare MP seat to one Anthony Oluoch; the same politician Bahati had been requested to step for a few weeks ago before the general elections.

Bahati’s bitter political career

Well, many might say this comes as a big surprise since they were sure about the youth electing one of their own; but again – politics is like a game of chess. It’s like being in the center of the board, with mainstream positions and but still – to make a move you have to be strategic, poker face and one step ahead.

And unfortunately maybe Bahati’s team didn’t think of it that way hence – Anthony Oluoch’s win; well maybe because they already knew how the game is played out.

Noti Flow

Anyway having lost the seat (but hasn’t conceded defeat yet) Bahati has gone missing on social media since his last post where he claimed there was some rigging at Mathare.

However Oluoch having been named the winner, a few celebrities like Noti Flow have reacted to Bahati’s loss saying maybe he should have started as an MCA before running for the MP seat.

 

Her reason is because Bahati is a new player in the game of politics – meaning he still has a-lot to learn before running as an MP. A comment that attracted many others support the socialite’s reasoning.

Below are just a few netizens weighing in on Bahati’s loss.

 

 

 

Bahati already crying foul, claims 21 ballet boxes have been tampered with

Singer Bahati who is vying for the Mathare parliamentary seat wants IEBC to either announce him as the winner or better yet come out and explain why they are taking so long to announce the winner.

Bahati’s bitter political career

Okay, from his post one can clearly see that he fears the possibility of getting rigged by his opponents; I mean, we’ve seen how tough it has been for him especially after he was requested to step down – giving room for Azimio-One Kenya alliance Anthony Oluoch to run on an ODM ticket.

Speaking about this, Bahati not only declined to step down but announced he would fight for the spot despite the rejection.

I know that there is zoning in politics. Mathare has been zoned as an ODM area. For this one time, let us give the youth of this country and the Azimio la Umoja a chance.

Adding;

Give the people of Mathare a chance to get the leader they have always wanted. These people of Mathare have suffered. I did not come to politics to get a job because I already had one. They deserve someone who understands them.

Talks rigging

Anyway with everything already shaky for him, the young politician earlier this evening shared a post demanding the IEBC to release results for the Mathare parliamentary seat.

On his post, he implied there are about 21 ballot boxes that were tampered with; meaning rigging must taken place. He wrote;

3 Days since voting happened. 21 ballot boxes tampered with. I have been waiting to be declared the winner and to be handed over  the official certificates as the MATHARE MP ELECT!!!

Bahati politics

Well – let’s wait and see how this will unfold for Bahati and family.

“I think she is fake and akona roho Mbaya” Amber Ray gives opinion on Vera Sidika

Amber Ray just hit 2 million followers on Instagram which means she’s growing her brand and we love it for her. Among the things that keep her in the limelight is how real she has always been and unlike your previous socialites looking into retiring soon – Amber says it like it is.

Amber Ray

Well, if you think we’re bluffing wait until you see what she had to say about Vera Sidika who is by the way dating her ex, Brown Mauzo. Okay, I know Amber Ray says she has never even locked lips with the fella but being the kind of woman who doesn’t kiss and tell; hapo Amber Ray huwezi tupima hivyo.

Whether they did date..did get to first/second or third base we really don’t care; but the fact that Amber Ray has a few things to say about his current wife (Sidika) believe me we’re all ears.

Amber Ray weighs in on Vera Sidika

Okay…so Amber Ray yesterday had a QnA session giving fans a chance to ask whatever questions they had for her; and one fan used the opportunity to ask about her relationship with Vera Sidika…saying;

Vera Sidika parading big booty

When u and Vera Sidika host how come u don’t say hi to each other. #womensudsupportea

A question that Amber Ray may have waited to answer all her life….and just like that –  a fan makes it easy for her to finally speak her heart out. Responding to this, Amber wrote;

Siimpendi I find her fake and Roho Mbaya ????‍♀️

Mmmh and on Huddah Njoroge, looks like Amber Ray had nothing but good words for the petite socialite.

Blessings on Blessings ! Juliani announces arrival of bouncing baby boy with wife, Lilian Ng’ang’a

After 10 years of living with Machakos Governor Alfred Mutua, former Machakos First Lady Lilian Ng’ang’a walked out with nothing but investments from her ‘ex husband’ and no child was involved.

Lilian Nganga rocking huge bump

Probably because the two maybe didn’t want kids of their own but in all honesty; most netizens believe she intentionally kept herself from getting pregnant simply because Lilian Nganga knew from the word go – Mutua would  never be her future kids father.

I mean look…barely a year after she dumped Mr Governor for Juliani, Lilian Ng’ang’a immediately got pregnant and in a few months she wedded her low key boyfriend Juliani. Well, like you already heard, these two are now parents to a cute handsome baby boy.

Lilian Ng’ang’a with hubby, Juliani

Juliani over the moon for newborn son

Speaking to presenter Ali a few hours ago, singer Juliani announced the arrival of his second born – leaving many surprised but at the same time happy for the two.

This being Juliani’s second child since he already has a daughter with actress Brenda Wairimu; all we know is this is the first time Lilian Ng’ang’a is handling parenthood at first hand now that she has a child of her own.

“I wish I left you to die” Mulamwah tells baby mama

There’s always that one person that broke or will break your heart leaving you in pain and worse – brings out the worst in you. I mean it happened to our ancestors and those that came before then – so yea its not something new. Love has always been beautiful but ugly at the same time but how you handle the pain is what matters.

Well for our brother Mulamwah, it hasn’t been easy and despite parting ways with baby mama, Carrol Sonnie months ago…he is still dealing with the pain. However for some reason Mulamwah keeps letting his pain control him hence exposing his ex.

Okay we get it – she broke his heart shuttering his dreams to one day settle down with her. But again – there are better ways he would have handled this in that…protect the person he still loves but can’t have and also protect his baby from this whole mess….but 29 year old Mulamwah chose violence.

Still very bitter

Well, he is back to exposing his baby mama on social media hours after she introduced a new man she’s apparently seeing. Unlike other men we’ve encountered on social media Mulamwah decided to share photos of the old man not forgetting to also introduce his wife. An embarrassing stunt that has now confirmed Mulamwah is yet to move on from his baby mama.

To add more injury, Mulamwah shared another post expressing hate towards the lass saying he should have let her die back when her last abortion went wrong.

Okay maybe he didn’t mean what he said but like the Swahili say hasira hasara and now its back to bickering like they did before.

Eric Omondi steps out in bikini

By now I’m pretty sure we understand that Eric Omondi is willing to go do anything just to remain relevant in the entertainment industry.

Well, the reason I say this is because for the past few days he has given fans a reason to think he might be a cross dresser (still in the closet) but thanks to advertising – he gets to let this side we know nothing about come out to play.

 

Sounds like something from a movie right? Well between the makeup and women clothing I don’t know what is pissing most people off; but what I know is that Eric Omondi can walk better in heels than most women out here. He nails it.

Eric in Bikini

If you thought he has shown us everything with his divalicious persona – wait until you see Eric Omondi in a bikini. Although he wore a two piece swimsuit, Eric Omondi didn’t show much on the lower parts of his body….and I think we know why.

Eric Omondi

However – with the bikini photos – I guess it’s only fair if Eric Omondi to accept he is a cross dresser, cause hey his secrets are starting to show!

Eric Omondi cross dressing
Erico in bikini

 

“I left because of the abortions” Ezra on dumping socialite girlfriend

Former FBI dancer Ezra is opening up about his breakup with girlfriend, Isha Raffi – who by the way – this past weekend threw a breakup party to mark the end of her relay with Ezra.

Isha Raffi

As you can already see – it’s toxic! Very. But problem is despite parting ways they continue to discuss each other on social media worse – on interviews too.

Speaking of interviews, Ezra recently opened up about the breakup while speaking to Nicholas Kioko; and allow me to ask – why are our male celebrities so mouthy when it comes to sharing details from their previous relationships?

Isha

Like seriously…what happened to men maintaining their silence and not caring whether they’ll be painted bad, good or whatever by their exes? I thought men don’t do umama snitch – damn Ezra…shika dera.

Exzra spilling details

Anyway according to Ezra, the reason he walked out on Isha Raffi is simply because the lady wasn’t ready to settle down.

According to him – the lady has aborted 5 of his pregnancies and this is why he no longer wants to associate himself with a murderer. His words.

Tbt: Ezra with Size 8’s sister

Apparently despite having introduced her to his family and even proposing – Isha Raffi still went on to get rid of their latest pregnancy in April hence his reason for leaving.

But again – back in the day when Ezra was dating size 8’s sister who doubles up as his baby mama; apparently he would not only cheat and abuse her – but he would belittle her since he was the hot cake straight out from the oven….and years later looks like Karma just arrived on time.

Renowned DJ Rayan calls out popular political party for snubbing local artists & hiring Diamond Platnumz

Revered US-based events promoter MC Rayan The DJ has joined a list of many Kenyans angered by Azimio la Umoja’s move to hire Tanzanian star Diamond Platnumz for their Kasarani mega rally.

Aspiring presidential candidate with Diamond Platnumz during Kasarani rally

MC Rayan, who is also a creme de la creme deejay expressed his disappointment through a Tweet shared on social media pages. Taking to his official Twitter account, MC Rayan wondered why Azimio went for Diamond Platnumz and paid him millions for his performance instead of using the same on a local act.

According to MC Rayan, Azimio should have hired some of Kenya’s top artistes for the event instead of a foreigner.

Why Not hire Kenyan artists?

 

In his own words, MC Rayan states that the Kenya youths, specifically artistes are tired of promises from politician who in turn shortchange and ignore them for other talents from other countries.

The US-based events promoter’s remarks, however, sparked mixed reactions from different Kenyans with a majority echoing his sentiments.

Quite a number of netizens, including public figures agreed with him, with many noting Kenyan politicians will always use youths for their own benefit.

Miguna Miguna on Diamond Platnumz performing at Kenyan political rally

This came barely hours after Diamond Platnumz hinted about his performance in Kenya on Saturday, August 6. And in a few hours, the Bongo singer did indeed perform at the Azimio rally held at kasarani

Azimio La Umoja and the musician are yet to confirm if indeed he was visiting the country for the Azimio event but quite a multitude concluded he will be in the country for the aforementioned.

MC Rayan

MC Rayan, for those in the dark is an established events promoter based in the US.

The promoter has over the years been enabling Kenyan musicians by creating performance and tours opportunities for them in the US.

Just recently, MC Rayan hosted a list of Kenyan artistes in the US where they held successful shows across different states in America.

“Hizo ni vitu gani anafanya and I am boss” KRG on criticizing his ex wife’s hustle

KRG the Don isn’t letting anyone tell him how he will handle his ex wife, Linah. According to him they have been together for 10 years and when we see him criticizing her – it’s not because he hates or dislikes her but it’s because he wants the best for her.

Krg with ex wife, Linah and a friend

Speaking to Nicholas Kioko about his marital woes – KRG the Don made it known that people don’t know the real reason they parted ways and because she still remains the mother of his two kids – he doesn’t want to ruin her reputation.

However he happened to mention that Linah (ex wife) has tried having him killed by assassins, insults him in private among other things he will not mention. But…him being a gentleman – he has no bad blood.

 I only talk about her online, but offline she abuses me, she spreads rumors mwisho wa siku nanapoteza muda

Linah downgraded after years of upgrading her – KRG the Don

Well having tired to help her build an empire like he did, KRG the Don says all she wants is to suffer; hence her current hustle as a model who is paid Ksh 2000 or 5k at most – knowing very he can help.

But again – you can’t take a cow to the river and force it to take water, right? Anyway about criticizing her current hustle – Bugga as he calls himself said;

Linah reunites with kids

if you ever hear me criticizing someone or something I don’t do it out of hate I don’t wish any bad on her, no I wish her success because at the end of the day she is the mother of my children.

Adding;

But it cant be that the mother of my children is doing vitu za kijinga and I’m a full boss. Do you understand?

About being bitter about her KRG the Don said;

Ati I’m bitter nini nini but I want to tell you one thing, me ni mzee Bugaa I know how to make people talk.

Clingy ex boyfriend Kabba back with another message for Amber Ray

You see Amber Ray earlier this morning shared a message to all her ex boyfriends telling them she has no bad blood and now that it’s over – they should leave things as they are.

A message she thought would sound mature and harmless – you know – something like let bygones be bygones but unfortunately one of her exes Kabba didn’t like the sound of it.

For some reason the guy keeps following up and reacting to everything Amber Ray does which leaves many convinced he has not moved on and worse – his broken heart brings out an ugly side of a clingy ex.

Kabba to Amber Ray – I am not your ex

Having come across the message from Amber Ray, Kabba decided to hit back telling the socialite not to consider him as an ex.

Its so funny for you to call me your ex. I am no one’s ex, you are just in my past. Next time know how to say it. Thanks

And I’m sitting here thinking damn Amber Ray, you damaged somebody’s son – this guy can’t get over what you did or rather taught him in private.

I mean, how else would we explain his mood swings and pain? 

But to be fair…having him cling on the socialite has not only taught us a lesson on simps; but I’m pretty sure next time Amber Ray is single – she won’t go for them pretty boys/men.

Nandy on why she can’t stand any of her husband’s friends

Singer Nandy recently opened up about her pregnancy journey while on an interview with Millard Ayo and boy it hasn’t been easy for the first time mum.

Singer Nandy

According to Nandy she has had to deal with mood swings, change of appetite and above all – her dislike towards all of her husbands friends. The lass says that for some reason – she now can’t stand the same friends her husband used to hang out with before her pregnancy.

Nandy went on to give an example of how she’d tell most of them off and at some point texts them not to have her man out late. Uhhh not fancy but then again it’s the pregnancy talking right?

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Idris Sultan confirms Nandy’s change of attitude

If you think Nandy is joking – then maybe you should have a look at Idris Sultan’s posts. The actor has been complaining about not getting an invite to his best friend’s wedding and now says Nandy blocked him from communicating with other Billnass.

Although I don’t think his case is that serious…what we know is that the comedian was no where to be seen during Nandy’s wedding; but again – we have reason to believe he relocated and is currently living abroad.

Akothee on handling problematic people around her “I delete and block”

Akothee says depression almost had her losing her mind at some point in life that she had to be hospitalized. From what she says is that things were so bad that she needed help from professionals; an exhausting phase of her life she never wants to ever experience again.

Akothee

Not that we haven’t heard the story before – but I guess this memory from her dark days is often triggered whenever she’s beefing with a family member. About 2 weeks it was reported that Akothee and one of her siblings (small sister) were fighting over something only for Akothee to openly claim si beef ni wivu.

And just like that – we automatically knew something is up in their family. For some reason Akothee and sister Cebby often fight behind closed doors – and still somehow it ends up online. Still on the same matter, Akothee earlier today shared a post talking about depression saying;

WHEN YOUR MIND GOES INTO A DEEP REST ( DEPRESSION) MENTAL ILLNESS Has no shame nor class ???? Never underestimate the power of negative thinking. I used to judge those who commit suicide until I lost my mind and realized that, once you loose your energy to the negative environment Akothee on handling problematic people around her “I delete and block” , and you can’t breath nor sleep anymore ,there is no reason to live. Have you ever felt alone in a world full of people? I still can’t understand???? When nothing makes sense anymore and you craving for sleep , is nothing to joke about.

Adding;

I remember asking the doctor if He can inject me with a very strong medicine so I can sleeeeeeeep without waking up ????????????
I was crying like a child for sleep. No one could understand me and I insulted them in my heart ???? If I picked up a phone of a loved one I would just start crying, I also dint know I was into this mess

Experience with depression

With everything she’s been through including an abusive baby daddy – Akothee says it took only took self love for her to heal; and now more than ever – she never lets anyone distract  her peace. Just block and delete!

It Took me self love to start Addressing what is ailing me . I took a pen and a paper .wrote down all the things that drain my energy and cover my mind. I spoke to myself and consulted a few people. I had to make drastic decisions however hard they could be.
Trust you me ,I FEEL GOOD LIFE IS SWEET. Good morning Am I talking to you or taking to myself .Speak out speak up and stand up.Nowdays anything that wants to give me kidogo pressure. I delete and block

Socialite to throw breakup party after nasty split with ex boyfriend, Ezra

Nairobi relationships will show us everything at this point. Y’all remember dancer Ezra from dance group FBI? Well after breaking up with his baby mama who doubles up as Size 8’s small sister – he then moved on with a certain petite lass known as Isha Raffi.

Alleged serial cheater, Ezra

Back then, these two were untouchable – stunting on most celebrity couples, jetting in and out of Dubai for their vacations; and wait….y’all remember that Kitenge joke – they nailed with their matchy matchy outfits.

Mmmh and I’m pretty sure I am not the only one who questioned my creator on whether I have a better half who will bring out this kind of love in my life; ama my rib ilitumika ukupika supu…sigh.

Ezra turns life to Christ

Love grows sour

But again, looking at how the breakup is going – believe me I don’t envy their love anymore. This is because sh!r just got smelly with Isha Rafi throwing shade at her ex man by throwing a breakup party; and I’m thinking…is it that serious?

Ebu imagine you getting together with a bunch of your girlfriends or boyfriends to celebrate someone you just dumped. That only shows how bitter they are and trust me – most of the people attending the bash will be there to discuss how desperate you look.

Anyway I guess Isha doesn’t really have real friends to tell her this…but again – Maisha ya socialite huwa ngumu. Uliza Mishi Dora tu.

 

Willy Paul says Jovial is the only woman he can settle down with, begs her consider his feelings

Willy Paul is either cooking something with singer Jovial or he is obsessed with the Jeraha hitmaker. This is because despite having been turned down by the singer – Pozee continues to insist on asking her out.

Jovial turns down Willy Paul’s relationship request

The last time, he sort of made it known he would get her by force but again – withdrew his statement (damage control) hoping she wouldn’t take it the bad way. However – still, Jovial refuted his relationship proposal which now brings here.

Well a couple of weeks later and Willy Paul still wants Jovial to give him a chance since he is serious about dating her. Pleading his case on a post shared on his IG, Pozee wrote;

@jovial_ke atleast kuwa na utu. Sikatai watu wanasema mimi ni bwana mkunaji, I don’t know why.. in life lazima kila mtu anachoka na anaamua kutulia mimi hapa naomba nitulie na wewe.

Don’t judge me

Having had a not so clean CV over the years….I mean with the baby mamas/ girlfriends and hook ups – I’m pretty sure these are some of things most women fear when it comes to dating the singer.

But again – nobody is perfect and having learnt his lesson the hard way, Pozee says he will only get to prove he is changed if Jovial considers his proposal;

Nobody is perfect so we shouldn’t judge someone based on his or her past.. Man is to error, but If you give me this chance then for sure I’ll make you the happiest woman on the planet earth.

Well….let’s wait and see how things will unfold but chances are that this is him chasing some clout for a certain project.

Alaaar! Linah responds after ex husband, KRG refers to her as “Model was nguo za ksh 999”

KRG the Don must have really hurt after his wife Linah left him. From what we’ve heard is that the two fell out after Linah started rolling around with her chokora sister who was allegedly hooking her up with different new men.

According to KRG the Don his wife was busy attending to others trying to live a life that wasn’t meant for her. For some reason – this made him so bitter to a point he started calling her unprintable names; forgetting they have two sons together.

KRG the Don Throws Shade At Ex-Wife For Taking ‘Fake’ Photos (Screenshot)

Okay…we get it, he was hurt and wanted pay back – back isn’t kicking her out and taking the boys away from their mum enough? I thought men handle breakups different from women? But again…this is KRG. He can’t stop throwing shade at his ex and as seen on his last post directed to her – the dancehall fan wrote;

Get back on your lane

Wait….I’m I the only one who doesn’t follow up on what my exes are doing out here? I mean – for someone who just asked for divorce like KRG….I’m thinking he should be fed up with his sons mother and not following up – but clearly KRG’s life doesn’t feel the same without him having some gossip on his ex wife, Linah.

If I were him….with all that money…..trust me keeping up with an ex wouldn’t be on the list. But like they say, money can’t buy happiness which is why we sort of understand KRG’s misery.

Anyway having seen what ex husband wrote on social media about her boutique business, Linah has also responded.

Not that she really cares about what the guy has to say…Linah shared a sarcastic meme which read;

Leo nimeona niwasamilie wale am so wakiona post zangu wanajiskia kutapika…Habari zenu wagonjwa!

 

Bien Aime denies claims he would let his wife see other men on the side

Sauti Sol’s singer Bien Aime has been talk of town following a statement he once made about; giving his wife the freedom to enjoy somebody else’s company – and for some reason was interpreted as him being in an open marriage.

“To say I love you is not enough,” Chiki Kuruka’s open letter to renowned photographer who hooked her up with Bien

Me and Chiki have this thing where if I ever meet my celebrity crush somewhere and I am in a situation where my celebrity crush want to engage in coitus’ with me so be it and vice versa.

Okay, looking at what he said – we really can’t blame anyone for thinking he is in an open marriage; but then again – Bien Aime now says he was misunderstood for what he said. According to him – he never said he was in an open marriage as reported widely adding that people put words in his mouth;

 I’m not in an open marriage. I have never said that I’m in an open marriage, it’s just that people concluded their own things. There is what you say and there is what people want to hear. I have never said I’m in an open marriage, but I have said that when in marriage you are not supposed to own your partner, you are supposed to experience your partner.

Celebrity couple, Bien and Chiki

Marriage is meant for enjoyment

Well – unlike other couples who have to worry about getting cheated on, Bien Aime made it known that this is the least of his worries when it comes to his relationship with Chiki.

Marriage is not all about being faithful to one another, it’s about walking the journey of life together. Being faithful is about 5 percent of a relationship and people who are married can understand me. Even when your partner cheats, that is not the first thing that will lead to a breakup. There are so many things that can happen that supersede jealous emotions.

Lastly….for those wondering whether he would his wife for cheating…guess what…that’ll never happen!

Probably, because I don’t think if cheating is one of the basis to dump somebody. There are worst things someone can do to you. Relationships are meant to be enjoyed and experienced and the moment you feel like you own somebody, that is where you get it all wrong.

Former socialite steps in to defend Mishi Dora, hauls unprintable insults at Shakilla

One thing about these socialites is that they’ve all used the popular Queens don’t roll in packs quote while trying to prove how much they don’t need support or help from anyone. Actually Huddah has used this before and so have the other sleeping socialites in the country.

Former Nairobi Diaries actress, Sabrina Wangeci

However for Mishi Dora it’s different – she’s not afraid to have a friend fight her battles which explains why former Nairobi Diaries actress Sabrina Wangechi decided to tell off Shakilla.

Okay, I know we all have that ride or die friend who will always come through but damn Sabrina Wangeci went all out; reminding me of those silly high school beef girls had to deal with. Like come on…attacking another woman at this age over clout chased beef? Mmmh…not doing that today.

Wangeci to Shakilla

Well since I can’t really write down some of the things Sabrina Wangeci said – what I can say is that she feels Shakilla has too much pudesh mileage for a girl her age.

Shakilla doing what she does best

Wangeci also added that Shakilla’s privates must be disfigured from serving too much pudesh to men paying her. Hooold up…I said I won’t get into details but i don’t – you won’t get the picture.

Mmh it’s funny how these ladies insult each other when we all know they’re cut from the same cloth…more of like the pot calling the kettle black….but then again, it’s the entertainment industry, right?

Anyway watch the video below to see what Wangeci told Shakilla.

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Cant help but wonder – will Shakilla respond and if so…how messy are they willing to get?

“Do you know how many women are struggling to have kids?” Andrew Kibe takes a swipe at celebrities pushing for Vasectomy

Andrew Kibe has always been one to speak out his mind about our local celebrities and for once – he seems to be looking out for the male gender now that Vasectomy is getting some unnecessary hype in the entertainment industry.

Well we have seen the likes of Nick Ndeda (the radio presenter) talk about it and even went ahead to get it for his girl – only to breakup with a few months later. Bien Aime has also talked about it and his reason for pushing Vasectomy is to help out his woman…more of like taking off the burden of having to worry about unplanned pregnancy.

Bahati a father of 5 also seems to be pushing for Vasectomy now that wife, Diana Bahati doesn’t want more kids. Mmh looking at this – its obvious to see there’s someone looking to open a Vasectomy clinic soon…and the only way to market it is by having a few celebrities talking about it.

Bien considering vasectomy

Kibe on it!

However problem is – they only talk about the positive and not the negative effects – hence forcing  Andrew Kibe to weigh in on this topic.

Speaking during one of his YT videos, the fella vowed not to ever take part in such nonsense. According to him, what these celebrities are not telling their followers is that Vasectomy reversal can be tricky.

Apparently about 75% of men have their vasectomy reversed within 3 years. Others have 55% chance after 3 to 8 years. And the most recorded number stands at 40% who get back to ‘normal’ after 9 to 14 years.

And with that information – Kibe feels these celebrities are pushing Vasectomy for selfish personal reasons; especially with the huge number of women crying and fasting to have kids of their own….yet a grown healthy man opts to interfere with his body because they can’t control their sex life.

To him, he would rather sacrifice having intimacy for years than have his bollz nipped –  because if God ended Onan’s life for  ejaculating and spilling his seed on the ground; think of what he would do to those having vasectomy?

“She can date any taka taka because of her age” Andrew Kibe claims Kamene Goro is desperate to settle down

Andrew Kibe is either mad that Kamenje aka Kamene Goro just bagged herself a new man (DJ Bonez) and unlike her other relationships ….this time around is letting us know she is taken and is very happy – something Andrew Kibe considers bullcr*p for lack of a better word.

 

Kamene Goro engaged?

 

Well, as you’ve already heard or just seen for yourself – looks like Kamene Goro bagged herself some DJ Bonez and she can’t stop posting videos and photos hanging out with him. Can’t blame her though – the honeymoon phase always feels like something out of a fairytale – but Andrew Kibe being a member of Kamati ya Roho chafu….he is not letting this two have peace.

As seen on a new YT video shared on his page, Andrew Kibe claims the reason Kamene Goro has been parading her man is because she finally hit 30 years. The age where most single women panick and start looking for husbands and kids because – time is running out.

Kamene Goro’s alleged engagement ring

Did you think you would ever see Menjez’ boyfriend? Before she turned 30 did you think you would ever see her boyfriend? No, because there was no desperation. 30 has a way of shaking women. They shake a lot when they get to 30. They go into full panic mode

Kamene Goro panicking

Although Kibe isn’t mad that Kamene Goro finally wants to be someone ‘better half’ all he says is that she can do better that DJ Bonez.

To him – he is not something Kamene Goro should pride in or even parade on her social media pages – but because she’s desperate Kamenjez might just introduce any taka taka as her man just to prove a point.

Tbt: Kamene Goro with Andrew Kibe

 This woman can go and take anything. Any taka taka from anywhere just to parade that idiot in front of people. I thought you were bringing an Otile here. What is this you are bringing? Get me a Frankie, not this nonsense.

Anyway at the end of the day, I guess what matters is that at least she is happy and is not afraid of showing it, right?

Oga Obinna on why he would never date women in their 20’s

Oga Obinna is not afraid to admit he likes his women older rather than younger simply because he has been there before and knows how it feels like.

Well – I know most of y’all think it’s glamour and glitter but wait until you have a young girlfriend whose thinking is like that of a teenager. I mean, why else do you think these wababaz prefer younger girls? They’re gullible and naive enough to be swayed in any direction.

For this reason Oga Obinna says he doesn’t want to be the reason he influences somebody’s daughter the wrong way. Speaking to Kamene during their morning Kiss FM show – the father of 4 said;

I have said it a million and one times, I feel like young girls are still trying to find themselves. Then if they are there with you, you are going to define their lives which I’m not about that life.

Not trying to attract Karma

Well it’s actually understandable why he doesn’t like young girls and why he fears getting on their bad side. I mean he is a father and above all has a daughter who will one day grow up – and seeing how Karma works….I guess keeping off immature ladies might just save his own blood some tears. Like they say – what goes around always comes around.

I do not want to define someone’s life, when they mirror me…. Okay this is what I mean, most girls how they end up in their 30s is the boyfriends they dated in their 20s.

Adding;

I’m looking for maturity, I don’t want to start teaching you things. I want to make memories but now with a young person you have to teach them first, then start building. It is double work