Ghafla news Archives

Daddy Owen mourns Ngashville in emotional post

Posted on August 22, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Nothing hurts worse than losing someone close to you. However death is a rite of passage all beings will have to face at some point in life and this time around – the entertainment industry is in mourning following the death of Ngashville, a gospel artist from early 2000’s.

Many may recognize him from songs like system anthem, Kaza mwendo among others he was featured on. We also understand the late Ngashville was a close friend of Daddy Owen who recently shared an emotional post mourning his dear friend.

As seen on Daddy Owens post, he described Ngashville as brother, friend and a man of the people. Having ventured into music around the same time – they got to bond and grow together and although Ngashville quit making music – their friendship remained strong.

The late Ngashville with wife and daughter

In Mourning

Anyway in his remembrance Daddy Owen wrote a detailed post where he wrote;

NGASHVILLE.. Bro manze I have seen u happy.. sad.. struggling.. making it and all through life! U r a fighter! Jana I saw u fight in the hospital bed, av seen it all with u Ngash.. but it was time, time to be with the LORD.

According to Daddy Owen – the pain he felt after learning about Ngashville’s demise not only broke him but it also gave him sleepless nights.

I had to pretend infront of everyone how strong I was at that moment, but wen I went home I couldn’t sleep.. went through all our videos and photos.. it was tough.

Dunco, the late Ngashville and Daddy Owen

Although everything happens for a reason – Daddy Owen made it known that life will no longer be the same for him and Dunco who were his closest friends.

our WhatsApp group ya THE THREE MUSKETEERS with u n @duncomusic will now not make sense! When we entered hosi juzi I thought ni madawa tu utapewa then u go home.. but I guess the home I thought was totally different… U r now HOME WITH THE LORD. R.I.P Ngash, R.I.P Ngashville mapoz!.. R.I.P Mukwaru! RIP Fabulous!

Our condolences from the Ghafla team to family and friends of the late Ngashville.

Zari Hassan accused of theft, she responds

Posted on August 22, 2022August 22, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Word on social media is that Zari the boss lady and Cameroonian singer Dencia who doubles up as the queen of skin lightening cream – whitenicious are apparently beefing. This is allegedly after Zari stopped endorsing a certain brand promoting skin bleaching products.

From what we’ve learnt is that Zari decided to call it quits since the brand was not in alignment with Zari’s brand. However having her back out – the boss lady was expected to refund the money they they had already paid which her manager says is impossible.

According to Zari’s manager the said company had already benefitted from Zari’s exposure that is they got numbers in terms of followers and likes – meaning Zari delivered what was expected judging from the amount the said company had paid her.

How beef started

Seeing that they wanted more….word has it that they may started sending threats in that they would ruin her reputation hence Dencia coming in with the beef.

If you know Dencia – then I’m sure you know she sells whitening products which she had earlier tried getting Zari to promote; but unfortunately the boss lady declined which now explains why Dencia has been attacking Zari on social media for being fake.

You see…Zari refused to endorse Dencia’s products saying she does not promote bleaching; but later chose to push same products but from a different company. Something Dencia says is double standards.

With that, the two have since been attacking each other on social media with Dencia calling Zari fake; and a thief who robbed a skin lightning company zartheir money by not doing what was expected of her. And in response Zari said;

While her manager wrote;

Not quite sure why they’re all picking on each other dragging kids into the mess, but all I know is that someone is definitely benefiting by making new money from this beef.

Corazon Kwamboka allegedly on vacation with Boyfriend weeks after accusing him & family of trying to take her kids away

Posted on August 22, 2022August 22, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

By now I guess mambo ya watu wachana nayo should listed among Swahili saying because weuh people out here are making bloggers look like jokers with false online breakups – only for the couples to be spotted together later on.

I mean – have these celebrities having boring relationships that they have to spice it up on social media to remain relevant?

Anyway barely 2 months after Corazon Kwamboka revealed how things were between her and Frankie…she spilled almost everything including the fact that the fella and his family almost took her kids away in the name “helping so that she can rest.”

Yes – while Frankie was busy exposing her for having daddy issues – Corazon on the other hand was online telling her fans about her in laws; and one thing we learnt is that just like Maureen Waititu – Frankie’s family only cares about their sons kids and not the mums.

Still growing strong

With this information there are those who quickly rushed to comfort Corazon Kwamboka telling her she deserves better oh she can have any man of her choice; forgetting the heart wants the heart wants.

Yes – looks like Corazon Kwamboka may have gone back to Frankie that js judging from a screenshot shared from a certain entertainment news tabloid where a fan reached out revealing she had spotted Corazon and Frankie together in killing.

Not quite sure whether its them fooling us or they’re basically just fooling each other. But again Frankie with already 4 kids – I wonder if there is any woman willing to step in as a step mum…but seeing him already back with Corazon means the streets are just bad.

Wait…didn’t Corazon Kwamboka say she has a new man just the other day? Or was it a fling?

Pritty Vishy on whether or not she would cheat on Classic Madini

Posted on August 22, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Pritty Vishy is back to making news again weeks after she went Mia simply because Kenyans were tired of public stunts and if anything I bet y’all agree she over did the whole PR thing… I mean Pritty Vishy’s name was everywhere.

She started off by calling her ex out and kidogo kidogo they broke up and all hell broke loose. During this time she revealed to have cheated on the freshi baridi singer with multiple men – yes at 19 years – Vishy was busy perfecting her bedroom skills elsewhere because Stevo didn’t want lose his virginity before marriage.

I have ever cheated on him, but with a Mubaba (an old man) 3 Wababas. The Wababas used to spoil me with money, Stevo did not know it. I do not feel guilty about it, there is no room for regret.

Adding;

He is humble but he was waiting for marriage, I was also waiting for marriage but the body has its needs

Would she cheat on new man?

Well having tasted the forbidden fruit and tasted the sweet waters – there are those who have been wondering whether she would cheat on Classic Madini the same way she cheated on Stevo.

Speaking during recent interview, the lady was asked whether she would cheat on her new man – and to our surprise she said;

If he does not do his work I will cheat on him.

Aki shetani wewe: Meet happy Obinna and baby mama before ugly breakup (Photos)

Posted on August 19, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Comedian Oga Obinna and Mama Alola have 3 kids together if I am not wrong. And just think about it – would a man really have 3 kids with a woman he doesn’t adore? And would a woman be willing to start a family actually have more than one kid with a man see’s no future with? Absolutely no.

Well for this reason – I want to take you back to the happy times Oga Obinna used to have with Mama Alola next to him. From the photos, we also understand these two started dating when they both had nothing but back then – love was sweeter compared to now that they’ve made it.

When you hear people say money changes people – I want to believe that this is what happened between these two. You see with money, the fella gets more attractive, the ladies starts throwing themselves at him; Aki shetani ni mbaya and when you’re just having fun, your partner gets insecure – kidogo kidogo argument and it’s over.

Love and poverty hand in hand?

Well not that I know what led to their breakup but all I know is that after money started coming in – things changed. And Don’t tell me I am watching too many soap opera…

Actually, I prefer movies where I know in 2 hours I would have seen another woman’s life transform after bagging herself a millionaire. Give myself some false hopes…

Well…

It’s easier that way…I mean imagine watching a whole espanol soap opera where they keep you guessing when you already know how it’ll end. Like…dude I know Soledad will end up with Diego….somebody needs to change the script mehn.

Anyway back to the Obinna. Do you know that there’s a time these two couldn’t keep their hands off each other. I’m pretty sure they had those babe umekula? Umekula nini leo moments and Leo hii….the same people can’t stand each other.

Obinna refuses to engage baby mama in bitter online drama, says “Mimi huwa sipigani na wamama”

Posted on August 19, 2022August 19, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

It appears Oga Obinna has trouble back at home with one of his baby mamas by the name of Mama Adalola who claims the fella has been bad mouthing her around the kids and as you knows – kids listen, and without thinking- just act because they heard it from an adult.

Anyway from the screenshots shared from Mama Adalola’s page we believe that a lot has been happening behind closed doors; and this being a family matter – probably it’s best to watch from the sidelines.

As seen on one of the screenshots, the lady implies that Obinna is the kind of man that would rather take his kids from their mum in order to support and give them a good life; and not one who offers child support if the kid remains with the mum. Tricky sana. But I can promise he is not the only one.

Obinna vs baby mama

Although Obinna might not have the best reputation on social media at the moment, there are those who have applauded him for refusing to engage Mama Alola in bitter online exchange.

Actually what he did is respond by saying he will not out her for what she does or tells (insults) him behind closed doors – only because she is the mother of his two daughters. Otherwise social media would get to know who she is.

lol. Mambo ni mengi masaa ni machache. Niponge Ama nisiponge!! Wheh! Do I release audios or I take the insults as a man? Since huwa sipigani na wamama and for the sake of the kids lemme keep quiet and take the beating.

Obinna from toxic family

I know in a relationship there’s always that one person that loves more than the other, there’s also those who trauma bond; and sometimes you end up with someone with toxic traits borrowed from those who brought them up.

In this case – we all know that Obinna did not have a good relationship with his father. Speaking about their relationship as father and son – Obinna says his dad always picked on him for being too cheeky.

According to him, no matter what he did – his dad never seemed to approve which means he may have developed a defense mechanism; where ‘he tries to always be right’ just to feel in control since – you know his dad reduced him to nothing by making him his least favorite child.

And now that he has money and has made it in life…his baby mamas have to either live by his rules or leave the kids with him. Those who refuse then have to struggle on their own.

Anyway – like I always say, family issues can either be resolved at a family court, meeting with elders – but not online. Basically because we all have our problems – imagine if we all brought them online?

Akothee and baby daddy coparenting sons in toxic environment

Posted on August 18, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Akothee’s life is just interesting. Judging from the stories she tells – one would think her life is something like a movie. I mean the 41 year old mum of 5 has 3 baby daddies but only one out if the three is the responsible one.

Forget about the Kenyan one, but let’s call him baby daddy A. His girls are already grown and working courtesy of their mum. Well the other two baby daddies are European and unfortunately – dad to her eldest son (baby daddy B) still remains bitter about her.

Apparently for the years they have been coparenting it’s been like a drug dealing exchange where he (baby daddy B) drops his son and step son (son to baby daddy C) at a certain place where she then picks them and drops them to the other baby daddy (C.)

Determined to make it work

Well…judging from the way some ladies are set up I’m pretty sure they’d have already given up on the coparenting – if this how they’d do it. I mean they’re kids, not product….why not make it a blended family already?

Which also leaves me wondering why Akothee also puts up with the guy if he is hard to handle…but again – just like any mum I bet it’s just another sacrifice she is making for her son since he didn’t sign up for such parents.

However true…Akothee is a woman of steel yaani nikupambana na situation venye inacome.

Ruth Matete ready to move on, remarry & start a family 2 years after losing husband

Posted on August 18, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

It’s been almost 2 years since Ruth Matete lost the love of her life the late pastor Beloved John Apewajoye; to a tragic gas explosion that left him with serious burns that later led to his death.

From what I remember is seeing Ruth Matete who was pregnant at the time breakdown during her husband’s burial; and for a minute her pain seemed like it would never end. Imagine losing a husband while pregnant…it’s tragic and come to think of it….she’s one strong woman, right?

Anyway as they say – time heals all wounds and guess what…Ruth Matete now says she is ready to find a husband and who will hopefully be the father of her kids. The singer/preacher revealed this in a post saying she hopes by the time she hits 40 years – she’ll have found her soulmate or just a mate to build with.

In three year’s time,I will be 40????
Wueh!! ???? Na bado nataka nipatie Tolu brother na sister. Someone needs to find me we do this thing tumalize.???????? Ama kuna a medical procedure to help me get twins? I would wish to finish that chapter by 40.

Ready to fall in love

At 37 years with a 2 year old – clearly Ruth Matete is at that stage where she feels time is running out. Imagine having to start from scratch…it’s time consuming and time is something she doesn’t have.

However since she can’t change this, all Ruth can do is move fast and I guess this is what she’s exactly planning.

Inawezekana ama am watching a lot of movies????????? Meet. Fall in love. Date. Engagement. Wedding. Pregnant. Babies #thinkingoutloud #fantasies #faith #love

Well…let’s hope she finds what she is looking for.

Kamene Goro looking younger after weight-loss, shares secret to slimming down

Posted on August 17, 2022August 17, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Has anyone else noticed how hot Kamene Goro lately looks? Okay, I know she is using some legit products for her glowing skin but damn – even her good skin cant match the changes caused by her weight loss.

Well, looking at her photos from July and those shared in August – you will automatically see the weight difference and above all – Kamene’s youthful face.

Not that those with excess weight look thaaaaat older…but truthfuly – sometimes weight ages a person and ckearly it didn’t do Kamene Goro any good. She already looked like shes in her late 30’s while still in her 20’s…but now – yall better hide your men.

Weight loss

With the physical changes so visible, fans on her page have been asking the Kiss FM presenter to share secret behind her weight loss…and Kamene Goro says its stress.

Responding to a fan who asked:

I wanna loose weight kindly share what you are using

Kamene responded by saying;

Stress

Another with similar question wrote;

I can see your tummy is getting flat what are you using;

Kamene said;

Nothing. Life has been very hectic! I can’t eat when under pressure

And there you have it. Stop over eating.

“Stop buying v*g!nal cleansing products” Kaz Lucas warns women, says there is no such thing

Posted on August 17, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Kaz Lucas does not agree with anyone selling or buying vaginal hygiene products and this is because she says there is nothing like that. It’s just people coming up with products giving them fancy names and promising women “fresh smelling vaginas” and yes – women are buying since no one likes being associated with fishy smelling private parts.

It’s a business that has been growing for years…and if anything we have business lady Huddah already dominating this industry. Judging from the reviews she shared from her clients, you see some praising the product – talking about their partners enjoying sex more now that they’re tight (for lack of a better word.)

Maybe it’s true. Maybe it’s just a marketing strategy – or maybe it’s also mental? I mean most women have normal delivery and despite pushing a baby as big as mini water melon…their private parts bounce back to their original size.

Kaz on vaginal detoxing products

Well – not everybody knows this and I guess this is why Kaz Lucas decided to address the issue on her page. As seen on one of her posts, Kaz Lucas wrote;

Stop buying products to clean your vag. it is self cleaning.

adding:

Tightening your vagina is a whole myth…stop doing it!!!

If you ask Huddah I’m sure she’ll say Kaz Lucas is just hating and bitter (We know her how she takes criticism.)

However from my understanding, I have always known the vagina needs nothing fancier than just water, mild soap and a gentle Pat dry (not rubbing) to remain clean and fresh. Otherwise anything foreign introduced to the Vagina risks tampering the careful balance of bacteria hence the infections etc.

Incase you need a good example…look at your sanitary pads (no matter the brand) they all have “keeps you fresh” but after wearing it for hours….still smells fresh?

But again, it’s all about profits when it comes down to businesses right?

Njambi’s baby daddy reacts after actress branded him a violent man

Posted on August 17, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Mambo ni mengi masaa nayo ndio machache. While Azimio moves to Supreme Court, the rest us are playing family court on social media with everyone breaking up; and baby daddies insisting on making deadbeat dad a thing.

Anyway, incase you missed out on last weeks article on former TRHK actress Njambi relationship woos – then allow me. Okay, from what she told fans on social media is that she left her man after years of putting up with his violent behavior and abuse.

Although she admits walking away was one of the hardest things she had to do…in the end she chose herself and her two kids hence the breakup.

Boyfriend shares his side of story

With everyone pointing fingers at the guy for allegedly beating the actress and putting her through a lot; Nelson Njemwa- the baby daddy seemed to have a different story from that of his baby mama.

As seen on a post shared on his pages, he shared a post talking about ‘not being enough despite trying to be everything’ for the person you love. Although he didn’t say anything about the breakup with Njambi….I’m sure he used the post shared below to explain himself.

However you have to remember mambo ya watu wawili ni ngumu….and this is the second time we have them breaking up on social media alafu kidogo kidogo new couple goals photos surface online.

Good riddance: Amber Ray weighs in on dating clingy men

Posted on August 17, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

You see when the cold season started, many women were advised not to jump into relationships for the wrong reasons.

Yea yea we get it. It’s been cold for months and wamama wanataka joto but if you ask Amber Ray – she’ll tell you it’s better to freeze than link up with a man who doesn’t understand what a breakup means.

Well a few months ago after breaking up with Jimal Rohosafi – Amber Ray bagged herself a fine handsome, American height, beard gang, well built bodied man who was more of a rebound – especially with the cold weather; but what she didn’t know is that somewhere along the way he would fall in love and try to domesticate her by playing Dzaddy……but as you know…Amber Ray hapan taka bwana. Something Kabba couldn’t understand.

Never again

After years of dating different men (Amber has been around for a while) the socialite says she never had to deal with a clingy man – until she met the eye candy…and from what she says – Never again.

The lass revealed this in a QnA post responding to a fan who asked;

How do you deal with an ex mwenye amelala kumobe on. Tondu ma????

To which Amber Ray said;

Sema kujichuna maskio na regret at kumkula

But again…after Kabba revealed that Amber Ray is kinky…always pushing for bush s*x – we can see why he is still stuck on her.

And by the way….kwani hamuogopi nyoka?

Amira turned into a laughingstock by hubby Jimal weeks after he begged to have his family back, she reacts

Posted on August 17, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Okay by now I am pretty sure if Jimal Rohosafi was running for any parliamentary seat in Nairobi – I can bet you wamama hawatamvotia.

Yes, I can bet it on my life that Jimal Rohosafi is also among the most disliked men on social media – but problem is – he doesn’t really care about how you feel since he benefits from making most of y’all mad.

Well, still asking how he makes women mad at him on social media? Mmmh, I’m thinking it’s because he has decided to make the most out of making his wife miserable on social media. I mean the guy is ready to drag his wife in whatever dirt just to keep himself relevant and if you thought he had embarrassed Amira enough….you thought wrong!

Jimal back to embarrassing wife

You see, a few weeks back he begged his wife to take him back by writing a heartfelt apology and for a minute, I promise – I felt he was real….but men can life…yaaani Jimal karibu alie and today he is back to embarazzing his wife.

Incase you haven’t heard….the fella just nominated his 3 women – the side chick one, the other woman and the kept for Real Housewives of Nairobi….and yes for a minute we all went like damn…he must have some bøllz of steal…right?

I mean who does that?

Okay, it’s not like we didn’t really expect him to be that petty…but I can’t help but wonder how is he someone’s Pilar or strength? Ama they focus more on the money than the man…cause ain’t no way a woman will entertain such pettiness.

Anyway responding to husbands nomination for the reality show…Amira reacted by writing;

But why do I feel like they’ve been playing us?

RIP: Former TRHK actress Matilda’s mum laid to rest (Photos)

Posted on August 17, 2022August 17, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Actress Star Chebet popularly known as Matilda from TV show TRHK recently announced the demise of her mum through her Instagram page; where she shared a black rose and to caption, Chebet wrote;

May your soul Rest well mum…

With that self explanatory post, fans and friends in return sent out messages of condolence to the actress and family now that they just lost their mum.

A while back the actress had made it known that her mum was one of her biggest supporters she has back when acting on the TRHK show. According to her, mummy never missed out on an episode of the show – and if anything…she was always ready to help where she can.

In anything that I do, even if it’s Instagram, she follows me. If she realizes that I have gone for a long period without posting something, she asks me what’s happening. She tells me ‘we need something even if you’ll sing just post something.

Actress loses mum

Although there are no words we can say to ease her pain, I guess accepting the loss might make the healing process easier for her and her siblings….and again death is part of life’s rite of passage

Diana Marua comforts husband Bahati after 2022 general election loss

Posted on August 16, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Diana Marua Bahati has proven that she will stand with her husband come rain or sunshine. To her, he is more than a life partner but a king, a father and a best friend she will forever remain grateful to have met – which brings us to her latest post directed at hubby after he lost bid for the Mathare MP seat.

As seen on her page, Diana Bahati went on to express her gratitude to her man for all he has been and all he will be in future. She wrote;

Woke up feeling Grateful and Blessed to have this man by my side. My Husband, My King, My Confidant…. To whom my Heart Belongs to ????

Adding;

I love you with my entire being. Thank you for Being my BestFriend, my pillar of support and my army in soo many ways.

I will love you always

Having watched him campaign night and day…facing difficulties and rejection during campaign rallies – Diana Bahati continues to describe him as her Superman and above all a superdad to their kids.

For this reason, the lass went on to reveal that she will forever remain submissive to him as the word commands her.

Thank you for Loving us Unconditionally, for providing for us and for being the best Dad to our kids. We love you and I will always be your submissive as the Bible commands me To. I love you @BahatiKenya ❤️

With such words, allow me to say that Bahati must feel like the luckiest man alive to have such a supportive wife.

Eunice Njeri announces the arrival of her first child months after secret wedding

Posted on August 16, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Gospel Singer Eunice Njeri is now a mum to bouncing baby as revealed on social media by news outlet Uliza links who earlier shared the news through their social media pages.

From what we have learnt is that Eunice Njeri who is known for her gospel music got married sometime last year in a secret wedding and a year later – she has a newborn of her own.

Although there are no details of the newborn – we can tell that the singer and husband must be over the moon after receiving their blessing, a child who completes their family.

Eunice Njeri as an artist

Having established herself as an artist, Eunice Njeri continues to bless fans with gospel music and unlike other artists we have come to know….~~Willy Paul, Bahati among others~~ she remains rooted in her faith and believes.

Looking at some of her music on YouTube some of her videos go back as far as 10 years ago – which shows commitment and maybe explains why she is so successful unlike most artists in the gospel industry.

Well, hopefully she keeps up with the good record (in terms of releasing music) now that she has a baby to look after.

Winnie Odinga forced out of the closet by Maverick Aoko claiming she is not straight

Posted on August 16, 2022August 17, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Despite the IEBC naming the 5th president of Kenya a few hours ago, social media remains a hot place especially on Twitter with supporters from the losing end expressing their disappointment in the system. However, its understandable that they’re angry and feel played but at the same time the winners aren’t making it any easier for them.

Well take an example of one Maverick Aoko who left Kenyans dumbfounded earlier this morning by claiming Winnie Odinga is a lesbian. Yes, Maverick Aoko put it down in black and white on Twitter claiming Winnie Odinga is dating one Lucky Ogutu Okudo, the sister to despot Uhuru Kenyatta’s Principal Secretary.

And just like that, we all had to follow up on the tea getting served on Twitter about Raila Odinga’s last born daughter. As seen on Twitter Maverick Aoko went on to write;

Strong accusations but at the same time we have to remember it’s all politics…the name calling and the exposè. However seeing how determined Maverick Aoko is on outing Winnie Odinga…we also can’t help but have questions of our own. Like…would she really share details of an alleged ‘story’ if she had no facts? ~~Scratch that. None of our business.~~

How it started

The claims come just a few hours after Samuel Ruto was named the 5th president of Kenya meaning Winnie Odinga was not going to have her wedding at State House as she’d earlier thought – now that daddy, Raila Odinga lost in the 2022 presidential elections.

If you don’t remember – a few weeks ago just before the elections Winnie Odinga opened up about her love life; saying to which she said she’d have a State House wedding and a reception at the lawn (weeeh lanes) but unfortunately her dreams got shuttered just like that!

Anyway as if that was not enough….Winnie Odinga continues to face trolls online but so far Maverick Aoko’s accusations seem to have overweighted everything else. In another tweet, Maverick hit out to the whole Odinga family saying;

Miguna Miguna outs Winnie’s lover

Well…for those doubting Maverick Aoko’s story on Winnie Odinga’s sexuality, looks like Miguna Miguna just made it easier by sharing details of the lady on Twitter, confirming Aoko’s allegations.

However at this point, I’m pretty sure there’s more to come and it doesn’t look pretty.

Pastor Ng’ang’a mocks man of God David Mwaure for trailing in presidential race “Bishop anashindwa na mtu wa bangi”

Posted on August 16, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Pastor Ng’ang’a has no chills! Actually I’m actually I’m beginning to wonder how he became a pastor and how he still has a huge following when his ways don’t really matter with those of a staunch (for lack of a better word) Christian.

I mean, he ridicules, insults, mocks and worse – doesn’t practice what he preaches; but at the same time we ought to give him credit for being real…at least he lets people see who he really is.

And with that, this past weekend Ng’ang’a decided to make fun of Bishop David Mwaure who came in last in the presidential race; and what seemed to bother Ng’ang’a is that the man of God was actually losing to Wajackoyha who is a Ganja man or like pastor Nganga put it Mutu wa Bangi.

Nimeona Wajackoyah ako na kura nyingi sana. Yule anauza nyoka na bangi na kuna bishop yuko hapo na huyu wa bangi ndio ako na kura nyingi. Na ni bishop! Bishop! Ulienda kubaya, bishop rudi kwa kanisa,

Nganga here to play

If you thought Ng’ang’a would mince his words because he was speaking to his congregation during a Sunday; then you thought wrong.

Still on David Mwaure losing to Wajackoyah, Nganga went on to make fun saying;

Bishop ghai! Amekaa miaka nne, forty years bishop na leo ametokelezea na huyu wa bangi akatokelezea, hata hajanyoa na bishop amenyoa na amevaa suti, huyu amefunga tu kilemba. Sasa huyu wa bangi nimeangalia nikaona hata Mandera ako na kura.

Mmmh not that he really cares but if church ministry was a business…believe me Ng’ang’a is really doing everything to entertain his customers.

Andrew Kibe’s advise to Bahati after losing Mathare MP seat

Posted on August 16, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Finally we all know who the president is and after days of waiting to see how things will go…looks like Kenyans are ready to jump right back where they left from just before the election, hoping maybe soon – things will start to change for the nation. I mean, it’s a new era and whether we like it or not…life has to move on.

Well with some of our new favorite elected candidates assuming office soon, Bahati unfortunately will not be one of them since he lost to Anthony Oluoch of the Orange Democratic Movement (ODM).

With that of course Bahati will have to focus on something else and that is what Andrew Kibe is actually telling him judging from his latest vlog. Speaking to Bahati who lost the Mathare MP seat, Kibe sai;

Bahanye didn’t win so at least we have something to celebrate. I don’t know what to feel for you. I know you put a lot of effort into it and you feel very disappointed.

Hold your head high and move on

Okay, as you already know Kibe has never been the kind of man to speak in a humble manner and whether giving advise or bashing – he sounds the same but for the time we can say he was abit polite with Bahati.

Still advising him on how to handle rejection from Kenyans, Kibe went on to tell Bahati;

It felt good for the moment that it lasted, till next time. Take your hands put it down your pants and cup your nuts and realize that you are a man and go out there and do some other sh*t. These guys have rejected you.

Well, wel all hope he finds the courage to speak out now that it’s been days since he lost but continues to maintain his silence.

Former TRHK actress Njambi ends relationship with baby daddy, says he was abusive

Posted on August 15, 2022August 15, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Former TRHK actress Njambi says she had to walk out of a toxic relationship without anyone having to talk to her. This not being the first time she is addressing such a topic, Njambi this time around says she is serious.

According to the actress, she had been living with a violent partner and although he abused her physically and mentally…she never really felt the need to leave. Probably because toxic love always has some sort of spell you cannot run from especially when hooked…and to prove how indeed she was…Njambi ended up having a kid with her alleged abusive partner.

Almost 3 years later and the lady says she is done and dusted from hanging on to a relationship that keeps breaking her.

The shame of being in a relationship or having fallen victim to an abusive relationship actually kept me in it longer than I should have been. I finally had the courage and am sticking to that

No shame in leaving

Well like she said, she’s finally decided to move on with her life and now that she is a mum of two…probably its time she focused on the kids and let the heart heal before jumping into another relationship.

As for those struggling to leave their toxic relationships, Njambi had this to say;

Wenye Wanasema you wish you had the courage to get out…imagine hiyo courage itakuja tu ata hautaamini ni wewe. All in all you deserve happiness….life is too short for unhealthy relationships.

ends relationship with baby daddy, says he was abusive

Reverend Lucy Natasha blasted on social media after sharing words of encouragement, man tells her “peleka ujinga huko”

Posted on August 15, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Kenyans are tired and fed up with positive messages from their preachers always telling them to stay strong and keep pushing; yet – the economy is not only efing them over but there are no jobs, bei ya unga iko juu scratch that….there’s shortage of flour, debts among other things.

So yea…words no longer apply to Kenyans especially those on social media something that Reverend Lucy Natasha had to learn the hard way. Okay…you see – this past weekend the woman of God shared a post telling her followers that they were about to receive some Good news on their phones. She wrote;

Your phone is about to ring with GOOD NEWS! The delay is over!

Mmmh a sweet message that would definitely sound like music to the ears, but no…wakenya hapan tambua. Responding to the message, one fan left the rest of the netizens in the comment section after responding;

Hii ujinga peleka huko Facebook ndio watu wengi hawana akili huwa.

Kenyan ministry

Well having seen how Kenyan pastors use their ministries to enrich themselves….I’m sorry to say but looks like Kenyans are now aware that most ministries are just money making businesses.

For a minute – these preachers were able to convince our parents and those that came before them; but with this new generation- people are finding God their own way.

Well…incase these same preachers feel that this generation is ignorant…I wonder what they will say about gen Z who care less about religion.

Saumu Mbuvi celebrates new elected Lamu Senator after deadbeat baby daddy loses seat

Posted on August 15, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Saumu Mbuvi must be in such a good mood now that her baby daddy Anwar Loitiptip is no longer the Lamu Senator. As already confirmed and announced – Anwar Loitiptip lost to Francis Mugo who is the new elect Senator; something that was expected.

Well having saumu Mbuvi celebrate and congratulate the new elected Senator and the women rep somehow felt like she was mocking her ex boyfriend, Anwar; who doubles up as her baby daddy and last we heard….the guy doesn’t support his daughter.

Anyway as seen on the post, Saumu Mbuvi went on to say;

Congratulations to the new Lamu Senator and women rep

Karma?

Well one might say it’s Karma at play but at the same time – it’s politics, you can really never predict how things will go.

Saumu Mbuvi with dad, Mike Sonko (holding his granddaughter) and Lamu Senator Anwar Loitiptip

However having seen how the former Senator handled himself the last few months or rather years…let’s just say he didn’t really have a reputation especially after the shooting incident that left a lady injured.

During the same time the outgoing Senator had also been branded a violent man by Saumu Mbuvi who once accused him of beating her so bad that she thought he would kill her.

Flashback Friday: Hilarious memes from Polycarp Igathe’s unique campaign strategy

Posted on August 12, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

By now I’m sure you’ve all come across a video of a certain politician telling Kenyans to calm down and not to allow their personal feelings get affected by results given by the IEBC after days after elections.

In short he said, msiweke hizi vitu kwa roho – elections are over and whether their favorite candidate wins or loses; life will have to carry on as usual – nothing changes.

And this is why we’ve decided to celebrate Polycarp Igathe who gave Kenyans a reason to giggle and laugh thanks to his hilarious campaign tactics. If you can remember – Igathe is the only politician who went all out to prove himself to Kenyans; by hanging out with mama mbonga, dined with street children and oh wait…he even helped out at a car wash. Which is hilarious.

Igathe giving meme makers an easy time

With him pulling stunts we’ve never seen before – I must say he at least deserves a round of a clap for setting standards for anyone looking to vie for any position come 2027.

Looking at what he did, I’m pretty sure there are those who borrowed a leaf from him, right! I mean – who ever try thought a politician would go all out just to be elected? I didn’t. But Igathe changed the game somehow.

Anyway although he didn’t do much convincing with his strategy – below are a few photos that ended up turning to memes.

Sakaja wins Nairobi Governor’s seat defeating Polycarb Igathe

Posted on August 12, 2022May 5, 2023 by Pauline Syombua

We can’t say we never saw it coming but after months of compaigning, interviews and finally elections…the Nairobi people have decided to have Sakaja as their governor.

This was confirmed earlier this morning hours after netizens had already started congratulating the former senator on his new role of Nairobi Governor elect.

Senator Sakaja was vying on a United Democratic Alliance (UDA) party ticket while his strong opponent Igathe was running on a Jubilee ticket.

Igathe jokes

As you already know, in a race there has to be a winner and a loser which brings us to Polycarp Igathe who made the campaigns fun for Kenyans on social media.

Although he gets the second position, Polycarp Igathe indeed brought a different strategy for his campaigns hence the memes Kenyans on social media will forever remember.

Below are just a few jokes Kenyans came up with from his unique campaign tactics.

Bahati already crying foul, claims 21 ballet boxes have been tampered with

Posted on August 11, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

Singer Bahati who is vying for the Mathare parliamentary seat wants IEBC to either announce him as the winner or better yet come out and explain why they are taking so long to announce the winner.

Okay, from his post one can clearly see that he fears the possibility of getting rigged by his opponents; I mean, we’ve seen how tough it has been for him especially after he was requested to step down – giving room for Azimio-One Kenya alliance Anthony Oluoch to run on an ODM ticket.

Speaking about this, Bahati not only declined to step down but announced he would fight for the spot despite the rejection.

I know that there is zoning in politics. Mathare has been zoned as an ODM area. For this one time, let us give the youth of this country and the Azimio la Umoja a chance.

Adding;

Give the people of Mathare a chance to get the leader they have always wanted. These people of Mathare have suffered. I did not come to politics to get a job because I already had one. They deserve someone who understands them.

Talks rigging

Anyway with everything already shaky for him, the young politician earlier this evening shared a post demanding the IEBC to release results for the Mathare parliamentary seat.

On his post, he implied there are about 21 ballot boxes that were tampered with; meaning rigging must taken place. He wrote;

3 Days since voting happened. 21 ballot boxes tampered with. I have been waiting to be declared the winner and to be handed over the official certificates as the MATHARE MP ELECT!!!

Well – let’s wait and see how this will unfold for Bahati and family.

Diamond Platnumz gifts himself chopper days after performing at Kenyan political rally

Posted on August 11, 2022 by Pauline Syombua

I know many think Diamond Platnumz bought his chopper after performing at the Azimio rally at Kasarani; and yea it could be true – I mean, he made Ksh 11 million for a 10 minute performance – what do we expect.

Anyway thanks to a new post shared on his gram a few hours ago, Diamond Platnumz announced to have bought his first chopper; the latest addition to his fleet of expensive machines…not forgetting the private jet he claims to own.

Sharing the good news through his social media pages, Diamond Platnumz wrote;

God is good. I bought me a helicopter today

Snubs Dylan’s birthday – celebrates Tiffah

Him gifting himself the new ride comes days after he went all out on his first born daughter’s birthday in South Africa; forgetting that of his son with Hamisa Mobetto who just happened to turn 5 years.

Okay – I know the chopper has nothing to do with him snubbing his son’s birthday – but again – rumor has had it for the longest time that his family still don’t approve the child he got with the former socialite; but it happened either way….and clearly they both can’t take it back….so why punish the child?

Mmmmh Maybe one day he will step up?