Tag: King Kalala

King Kalala is being mocked by low-value men on Twitter and for some reason, I found the entire episode hilarious because when you really read into the mischief, it is something peculiar to Kenyan men and I would argue to some extent, African culture.

“Tumatako ni kama nyama quarter,” King Kalala badly trolled after posting these skinny photos

You see, King Kalala is one of the women who to most African Kenyan eyes would be seen to be skinny. However, when we look at universal beauty standards, her physique is what most women around the world pursue. Infact, more often than not, luxury clothing brands do not make plus size articles so that is saying alot.

The irony of this turn of events, however, isn’t lost on me as I know that King Kalala at some point last year earned the ire of many Kenyan women when she made some brash, brusque comments about fat women. that would probably explain why none of the false body positivity evangelists has spoken up in her defence.

King Kalala remains unapologetic for her insensitive ‘Fat people’ comment

But far from this being a lesson in karmic energy, this is about low-value men who have decided to dogpile her on Twitter. You see, King Kalala shared two photos of herself in a dress she doubtless felt was cute. While it was almost expected (like clockwork really) that women would take this opportunity to snip at her, I was surprised to see Kenyan men join in.

It at first made me question whether King Kalala is attractive. I looked her up and checked out the photo. She is. So could it be that Kenyan men are unabashedly infatuated by rotund women? This was a huge fact that informed my assumptions and is why I pointed this out at the beginning.  I would, however, argue that this isn’t the case because when I take a cursory glance at Instagram, Kenya’s more full-figured, big-boned, or whoever you want to refer to rotund socialites aren’t half as followed as the more nubile ones.

King Kalala is absolutely right about fat women, fat men, fat Kenyans

So I cannot fully get behind the idea that Kenyan men are peculiarly enamoured by fat women. No, the issue here is men with low self-esteem. These are the type of men, still living in their fathers’ houses who know they cannot compete for the affection and attention of more aesthetically pleasant women so they resign themselves to chubby chasing. There is nothing wrong with chubby chasing but men who are truly enamoured by plus-size lasses often do not see the point of defecating on slimmer, nubile women.

So King Kalala by my not so humble estimation is a woman who is simply falling victim to men who are well aware they could never get a lass like her so they instead busy themselves in decidedly feminine passive-aggressive tactics. Peak effeminate low-value male tactics.

“I have a weakness of cheating,” King Kalala confesses (Video)

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King Kalala is having her proverbials nuts roasted over the fire of social media outrage after she said something that is actually common sense. You see, the math for how to maintain a healthy BMI is pretty well known. It is so simple that even children in grade 1 are capable of calculating it: caloric intake (minus) calories burned (equals) whether or not you’re healthy or obese.

“Fat people are careless as f*ck,” says NRG Radio presenter King Kalala

Alot of people are uncomfortable with this reality because it calls individuals to account for their behaviours and decision-making capacity. And while King Kala was insensitive about the fact that she was calling out people who for some reason have formed an entire identity around their girth (pun intended), it goes without saying that she is right what with all the scientific data to support the fact that these people are in dangerous water as regards their health.

You see, one would assume that with everything going on with regards to the global situation and the Kung Flu, one would think that overweight and rotund people would actually take an active interest in their weight and its maintenance if only to avoid the worst of what the Coof has to offer.

King Kalala ‘female Andrew Kibe’ admits to have bedded fellow lady (Video)

King Kalala is known to be a shock jock and provocateur so perhaps most people do not want to hear what she has to say with regard to serious matters but at the end of the day the best attitude to adopt here is one that appreciates that even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Instead, people have been digging deep into their emotional bags and pulling up some of the most insane mental gymnastics to avoid the truth of what she has to say. You see, her assertion is that fat people are lazy. She was not speaking in regards to mental pursuits but rather physical effort that one needs to exert to ensure they are healthy. And if we divorce our emotions from all of this nonsense, we cannot dispute the fact that she is correct.

King Kalala ‘female Andrew Kibe’ exposes her long kept dirty secrets (Video)

And in truth, she might have put her message in a better way but where is the lie? I would challenge you to point it out to me because even if you claim thyroid issues or hormonal imbalance, the occurrences of such situations are so rare within our population that they are negligible at best. Infact, in America, it affects 5% of the total population. And before running your lips about the subject matter rather than your body, I would invite you to click the link provided.

And when it comes to people who identify as fat, people like Naomi Ng’ang’a and her ilk, we have to get serious at some point and stop glorifying a life with no accountability. Sure, you shouldn’t have your joy savagely ripped from your hands like so many glazed doughnuts. You shouldn’t have to endure constant mocking but you also have to be mature enough to understand that while everyone has a right to make lifestyle decisions, they are not above the ramifications and when you’re fat, said ramifications include people like King Kalala obtusely calling you lazy.

Kewnyans, let us do better. We do not have the type of medical and health care system that can take care of lifestyle-related diseases such as diabetes and the worst that Covid19 has to offer. And while I am capable of making a more in-depth argument, this is a rag piece and I doubt you would put in the effort to read something more taxing in support of King Kalala so I shall let my keyboard rest at this point.

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