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Switching the light off is not making love. At least turn the candle on -former Senator Advises Slay Queens how to please a man 

Posted on by Pauline Syombua

Former nominated senator Daisy Nyongesa recently decided to give women a few tips on how they should treat their husbands when it comes to bedroom matters.

Nyongesa, who is only 29-years-old, took to social media to share how women should act before and during lungala, leaving her followers dazed.

“Finally the fish took the bail. A woman is supposed to be clean, even her nails well manicured. When her husband comes back home, she must take his shoes off,” said Nyongesa in a Facebook post.

Nyongesa

Lights on

She went on:

“The bed must be fragranced and she should massage him. Then start being a scientist and break the waist (kutegua kiuno),” she added.

And finally, she had a message for those who think switching the lights off is always romantic.

“Switching the light off is not making love. At least turn the candle on so that the husband can see the waist chain… tatoo….and enjoy the music,” she said. 

Pressure on Slay Queens as government plans to tax selfies

Posted on by Pauline Syombua

From the look of things, Kenyans will soon pay a tax for almost every little thing they do.

Kenyans might soon be paying a tax for exhuming bodies, street preaching, taking photos with your smart phone and hawking food if proposed new tax plan by counties goes through.

Kenyans have been left speechless by the proposed bill will see them part with at least Sh20,000 upfront per day to preach and use lawns maintained by the county government in Siaya if the Finance Bill 2018 is approved. In Makueni, you will be needed to pay at least 100 bob to take a photo using your mobile phone.

Monitor

It’s not yet clear how they’ll implement such a law but monitoring whether someone took a photo with his/her phone can be a huge challenge.

Boy child ameamka! Meet the sponsor who left slay Queens with a sh300k bill after drinks

Posted on by Pauline Syombua

A man… a sponsor was recently forced to ditch a bunch of slay queens at a popular joint after he invited one and they came in flocks to “eat his money.”

In a video that has been doing rounds on social media, the ladies are seen being asked to pay a Sh285,867 (R37,340) bill after the man cunningly disappeared and left them enjoying the expensive drinks.

The incident happened in South Africa but has been topping Kenyan headlines as many men came out to narrate how they’re tired of being used by ladies.

Just order, he’ll pay

The man has been trending now for days now since the incident and, after the ladies posted his face online.

The bill wasn’t a joke. The slay queens feasted on two platters of meat that was accompanied by rounds of drinks including a bottle of Hennessy and a bottle of 18-year-old Glenfiddich Scotch whisky that costs almost 15K in Kenya.

Watch the video:

https://www.facebook.com/100010001779142/videos/641109616232425/