NAIROBI DIARIES : How Michelle Yola Dramatically Busted Her Randy Fiancé Prezzo in the Middle of a Bathroom Romp with Socialite Pendo

Last night’s episode of Nairobi Diaries was nothing short of explosive. What started as a calm get-together of a gang of feral TV girls quickly disintegrated into a volatile session of near cat fights,name calling,a nasty slanging match and a very heated period of a never-ending tongue-lash.

Kiss FM bad boy Shaffie Weru opened up the show in the most civil way he could before all hell broke loose less than twenty minutes into the show.

What was supposed to be some calm,round-table evaluation of the show and chit chat morphed into a dangerous war zone with girls from around the set swearing at each other,leering at each other,blasting each other and almost exchanging blows right on set.

Things got so heated that security had to be called in – Just in case someone decided to fly off their chair,yank off their Brazilian wig and sink their claws into their rival’s jugular.

And that’s how things went down… For over a whole hour. At some point,it got so bad that Prezzo,ever the suave Prezzidente,buried his head in his arms,totally unable to understand how things escalated that fast. And why.

At some point,the rest of the cast members were totally forgotten and ignored as the episode squarely focused on the emotional rivalry between Pendo and Michelle Yola.

Michelle is the dangerously beautiful but ratchet blithe thing that Prezzo dates and is engaged to.

And Pendo is the terribly nasty grandma with bad hair and bad makeup and bad accent that is always riled up over something and always ready to instigate a physical fight over the flimsiest of reasons.

And then we had Ella,the boring,fat rat.

Marjolen Blokland (did I get her name right?), the equally-boring fitness aficionado who looks like your children’s weekend yoga instructor.

And then there was Molly,the totally-clueless monkey who talks like a fart machine and looks like a disease.

And finally there was J. Just J. A very plain woman who has no business being on TV. Or being alive for that matter.

Towards the second half of the show,some startling revelations were made. Not so startling though.

For instance,Prezzo was revealed to be a flirt and a womanizer and a serial philanderer. Haha. We all knew that.

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It was also revealed that Prezzo had been showing secret amorous interest in Pendo and there were even clips of the two of them that were played driving the show showing the twosome holding and clasping each other and Prezzo squeezing his pelvic area into Pendo’s ample derriere. Quite a heated moment.

Michelle was enraged. And she immediately blew up on her man,blasting him for getting so cosy with Pendo and for being such a hopeless,helpless lothario.

Pendo defended herself. Michelle couldn’t hear none of that. I mean,she’s engaged to Prezzo.

Oh,and by the way,at the beginning of the show,Prezzo called himself the Kenyan ‘Hugh Hefner’. Seriously??? Who even gets engaged to a man with such a questionable choice of role models?

Only Mitchell,the loud,proud bimbo.

The fight went on and on. It lasted so long,got so bad that Pendo was reduced to tears.

Yes. Pendo. Was. Crying. Imagine. That.

Michelle was mad at Prezzo for having some sort of secret affair with Pendo. Pendo insisted that they were not having anything going on.

It gets louder and louder. Everyone is now involved. And Shaffie became totally unable to calm the madness,moderate the show and reclaim control of the show.

Love is a messy messy thing. And jealously is even messier.

But we are told that Prezzo and Pendo have a little more history than what was played to us last night.

What was played to us were old clips of Prezzo snuggling behind Pendo,stroking her face and feeling her bum bum.

But there’s more,we are exclusively told.

According to our sources,who may or not be right,this all started after Michelle busted Prezzo getting some action from Pendo at some washrooms in a luxury hotel in Westlands during one of the uproarious Nairobi Diaries shoots.

“Michelle is at the other end of the hotel… Taking wine and texting on her phone when she is called by one of the Nairobi Diaries girls and told that her man has just entered the washrooms with Pendo… ” the source opened up to Ghafla.

” is half-tipsy,half-tired as she’s been shooting all day and all she wants now is to rest and sip some expensive wine. Not some drama. Really…. “

” But the girl who brought her the news insists that Michele has to go and check on her man… And that her man is probably getting down and dirty with Pendo right in the washrooms…

“The hotel they are all in is sort of very high-end and private. There’s very little people there. Just a few whites walking around the pool area. Michelle covers her wine glass with a table mat and walks over towards the washrooms….

“She’s barefoot. She left her shoes at the lounge area. Her hair is also in a mess and she’s been shooting all day. She’s wearing a red bikini and her little butt is shaking furiously as she stomps towards the washrooms…

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Pendo in a professional photo shoot back in the day

“All this time,Prezzo has been in the washrooms with a a very drunk Pendo who has been trying to seduce Prezzo ever since he joined the show…

“In the washrooms,Prezzo is sitting on the toilet bowl (of course after lowering the toilet lid) and Pendo is straddling across him,she’s naked. Like stark naked…

“I’ve seen Pendo’s boobs… ” the source continued, ” and they’re large. They’re nice. You would want to suck them and bury your face into them…. “

” Michelle isn’t sure what washroom they’re in. The hotel is expansive and very confusing – with many rooms and washrooms scattered allover the place.

“So,Michelle is moving from washroom to washroom,gents and ladies,opening up the doors one by one,trying to find Prezzo…

“All this time,Michelle has been trying to reach Prezzo in phone to no avail. Prezzo just ain’t picking his phone. Although it’s ringing….

“Towards the last corner of the Presidential Suite Floor,Michelle finds what she’s been looking for – she hears muffed noises and hushed conversations coming from one of the suite washrooms…

“Prezzo is inside one of the washrooms… He’s still seated on one of the toilets,with a white bathroom robe thrown around himself and with no underpants.

”Pendo is now trying to lower herself and sit on Prezzo’s lap… She’s also naked and has a bathroom robe too… Her titties are hard and erect and she’s lowering them towards Prezzo’s face… Prezzo is taking it all in,lifting his head and extending his tongue to touch and lick the tip of Pendo’s erect nipples…

“Pendo pushes back her robe and attempts to squat… She’s a heavy girl but with very nice assets… “the source adds.

” Michelle has finally found where all of the noises are coming from… Interestingly,Prezzo carried his wife glass into the washrooms. So did Pendo….

“Prezzo is now trying to thrust his pelvic region forward to allow Pendo to squarely sit on his erect manhood… Pendo is wearing no underwear. Prezzo is wearing none either…

“But before storming into the room, Michelle calls one of the Nairobi Diaries girls and camera man… They show up in like six minutes…

“All this time,Pendo has already turned around and bent over, pulling Prezzo’s head towards her butt and squeezing it between her butt…

“she’s pushing her butt hard against Prezzo’s face and he’s sniffing it and eating it all out wildly when the door is smashed hard….

“Prezzo won’t open the door. Neither will Pendo… Both want to dress up fast and find an exit…

“Michelle almost went crazy… “the source continues…

“She almost wrecked everything in the Hotel. She threw her mobile phone against the wall,crushed her pal’s wine glass,grabbed the camera and almost banged it across the room… Pounded on the washroom door hard,grabbed her hair and nearly tore apart her bathroom robe…

“Michele was besides herself in fury…. ” source continues

” The fights you see on TV between Pendo and Michelle are nothing compared to what the cameras won’t show you…. It’s deeper than you imagine… It’s nastier than you expect,” the source adds.

“But what happened after Michelle busted Prezzo in the room with Pendo? Did she cause a bigger scene? Did she even catch them? Was the door even opened!? Did the cameras capture the drama? ” Ghafla wonders.

The source laughs.

” To be Continued “

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Janet Chao