“Nikuzindii Usiibiwe?” Former KBC presenter reveals how she pulled a major Fisilette move to land a boyfriend
Team Mafisi members have become infamous for their tenacity and when it comes to having a dip into the cookie jar and their ability to grab low hanging fruit.
They have some of the wackest yet utterly hilarious pick-up lines which they use to land the ladies .Lines which you can check out here.
6 Hilarious Things #Team Mafisi Say We Thought You Might Want to Know
Though not a Team Mafisette Member, Elizabeth Irungu a former KBC presenter used a line many members of Mafisettes would use to land her hot boyfriend.
Check out her hilarious account below:
MY LOVE STORY: I know it’s late and I already wished u my dear friends and beloved followers a goodnight but guess what…I am overwhelmed by LOVE & ROMANCE here that i can’t even sleep! Najaribu kulala nashindwa sababu ya mapenzi!
I feel so much love in my heart that I feel like exploding right now,right here! Niko tu hapa kitandani pekee zangu kwa mawazo matamu! Mpka naskia kupiga nduru for no reason! It’s a good feeling I must admit! 🙂 #blushing Deep in my heart kumewaka moto aiiiseeeeeeh! Roho imependa sana zaidii woi woi woi,”seriiiikaaaliiii niko sana zaidii! Niko mbaya zaidii!”
First time I met him…my boyfriend (September 2nd 2016) I was out hepi at night with 2 of my girls and he was in a big crowd of guys like 10 of them smoking shisha! Lol!
We were sitted right opposite each other! He never looked at me even once! I tried not to stare too much but I just couldn’t help it! He was just the most handsome man I had ever seen wallahi! Yaani i was just love struck by him from the very first moment I lay my eyes on him.
He was so busy though having fun with his friends not concentrating on me at all and I started getting nervous that he won’t talk to me or maybe he didn’t find me pretty! Maybe I was not his type! As in I got soooo so nervous! Nilikuwa nashangaa mbona haniaangali anabonga tu na mabeste zake hapo wakicheka and listening to the music! My mind was just whirling-mbona haniangalii? mbona haniangalii? why why why? I started thinking maybe he likes dark skinned women not light skinned like me…maybe i’m too light for his taste or maybe his type is big girls not small petite figured women like me,maybe i’m too tiny or maybe this! Maybe that MY MIND WAS JUST RACING MARATHON!
Finally when I caught him red-handed staring at me,ROHO YANGU IKATULIA KIDOGO Pheeew! Atleast he had noticed me now! But he quickly looked away when i caught him lol! Alilengesha mbio! He acted like hakuwa anani-angalia mimi yet I had caught him off-guard red-handed admiring me.Hehe! Sema mwanaume kupenduka mbio kulenga!
Sema mimi kujipaka lip gloss mbio mbio chini ya meza lol!
I kept adding myself more and more lip gloss and pulling my skirt alittle up so it looks shorter and shorter lol! (Girls stop judging when I know very well we have all used the lip gloss and skirt trick! *rolling my eyes* I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING OF HERE! AHEM! paaaaliz! lol!)
So anyways,the moment he stood up to walk outside,I followed him *cringe* I just followed like a stupid little girl! He hadn’t even left because his pals were still inside.He had gone to get something arudii.I followed mpka kwa parking lot and I said,”excuse me” but when he turned around, SIKUWA NA KITU YA KUSEMA! I just stood there like a stature! I literally froze kwanza vile his cute! I was in shock nashangaa sasa nimedoo?! gai! woi woi woi I just wondered niseme nini?!
Then I asked the most stupid question on earth,”nikuzindii usiibiwe?” He laughed out loud and the rest is history! 🙂
Ohhhh I am soooo into this guy! Best boyfriend I have ever had #feeling_happy ♡ He makes me so happy :* God bless him! God bless us!
