Radio Africa to Fire 100 People From Today

Radio Africa, the company that operates KISS, Classic, Radio Jambo, East FM and The Star, today commences on massive layoffs after discovering a software that can easily replace the people doing those jobs. According to reliable sources within the company, the main focus of these job cuts will be mostly managers, and 100 jobs will be cut.

Many at Radio Africa were comfortable in their managerial positions, which they believed were untouchable due to the human aspect of things. However, Radio Africa deemed them useless in favour of what is called Enterprise Resource Planning Software(ERP Software). Now instead of manually checking on people’s work, all employees will need to do is to update the software with their daily tasks, and a small number of managers will generate reports to give to Radio Africa leadership. With the ERP in place, only a few tech savvy managers who know how to operate it will remain. Mostly the tech illiterate ones will not survive. However, the ERP software only needs a handful of people to operate, so there will be those who are unfairly cut off as well, despite having the required knowledge. Hivo ndio kunaendanga.

The software revolution is upon us. They say that software is “eating the world” after it has caused massive disruptions in many industries by driving major efficiencies. The media is no stranger to this disruption. First, there was the advent of free online news, which has made newspaper sales nosedive, and now there are all sorts of softwares coming up that make management an easier task for less people. Everyone reading this should be encouraged to make sure that you are not in a job that is easily replaced by a program, otherwise you will be in for a rude shock in the near future.

Gukena FM by Radio Africa to go live tomorrow and besides Njogu wa Njoroge, here are the other Bigwigs set to rep the station

Early this year, one of the biggest shockers hit the media fraternity; that Njogu wa Njoroge was leaving Kameme to go and start off Gukena FM; a Radio Africa project.

Everyone went gaga; just why exactly was he going? Had he gone insane? He seemed so happy at kameme?

Well in life change is inevitable and clearly Njogu wa Njoroge’s time had come (though I’m inclined to think the 1.8 million salary he’s getting contributed greatly to his move).

As we can confirm right about now, Gukena is bound to go live tomorrow and Njogu wa Njoroge will be at the forefront starting off from 6 AM to 10AM.

And apparently he’s not only the only superstar in the station. Njoki wa Mburu who was also poached from Kameme will be joining him. She will be taking over from 10 AM to 3 PM and Radio Africa is banking on her massive influence among women and young girls to make a kill especially when it comes to addressing issues affecting homes.

Njoki wa Mburu at Gukena FM
Njoki wa Mburu poses for the camera

Then there is Sir Anthony Mithamo. I don’t know much about the lad but Mpasho- another product of Radio Africa described him as young, versatile and very promising radio star who will wow his audiences with his easy wit and charm. He will be headlining the evening drive from 3PM to 7PM.

Anthony wa Mithamo at Gukena FM
Anthony wa Mithamo poses for the Camera

And what exactly is the out of the box edge Gukena FM is bringing to the table? Well, let me just allow the Station’s program controller Anthony Muthoni break it down for you:

“GUKENA FM IS DIFFERENT FROM THE REST IN THE KIKUYU MARKET BECAUSE WE WILL OFFER TOP MUSIC, MEANING WE OFFER QUALITY AND QUANTITY MUSIC. OUR BRAND DOESN’T NOT JUST PLAY MUSIC BUT ALSO PROVIDE WELL RESEARCHED MUSIC AND CONTENT FOR OUR LISTENERS FROM POLITICS, RELATIONSHIPS AND LOVE. BASICALLY WE ARE A BREATHE OF FRESH AIR IN THIS MARKET.”

Convinced?