“Psychizophrenia is real! Doctors cannot, are not scared of anyone, not even the tantrums thrown by the one claiming to be his excellency” Pretty Doctor throws major shade at Uhuru

Uhuru might be in for a rough one and this is after he issued a statement that he was done with dealing with doctors and he has been left with no choice but to fire them.

This statement was seconded by Peter Munya, the chairman of the council of governors and as of earlier today, some doctors had started receiving sacking letters.

Also read: Everything you need to know about the first phone call President Trump made to Uhuru

This of course didn’t sit well with the doctors and especially one Dr. Erica Kakile who went on a rampage against the president.

“Schizophrenia is real! Doctors cannot be scared and are not scared of anyone, not even the tantrums by the one claiming to be his Excellency. We don’t work with threats and we don’t negotiate with thieves. Strike goes on!” She uttered in a long Facebook message.

And that was just a snippet of the whole excerpt which will make you shiver. This is what she said:

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Everything you need to know about the first phone call President Trump made to Uhuru

After much panic that Trump would delegate Kenya to an endless pit of neglect, the president of the Free State finally made his first phone call to Uhuru and he had nothing but good things to say surprisingly.

First of all he commended Uhuru for all the good work he had embarked on fighting terrorism and especially the Al Shabab.

He also talked about our economic ties and the need to boost bilateral trade and investment in Kenya and the broader East Africa region.

And no, they didn’t talk about anything about grabbing punani…Jezuz, what is wrong with some of you?

basically the leaders reaffirmed the strong bilateral relationship between the two countries.

Uhuru is the fourth African leader Trump has called having talked to president Buhari of Nigeria, South Africa’s Zuma and Egypt’s Fattah el-Sissi.

 

This is what Uhuru’s daughter in law, Jomo’s wife Achola Ngobi was spotted doing in public over the weekend

90’s R&B heavyweights SWV and Blackstreet Boys were performing at KICC over the weekend and one of the attendees was none other but Achola Ngobi; Jomo’s wife and Uhuru’s daughter in law.

She was accompanied by the husband Jomo and sister in law Ngina and daamn did the 3 get down. Without a care in the world, they partied hard, danced and sang along to almost all the songs.

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Jomo and Achola Ngobi at their traditional wedding

Jomo was especially mesmerized by money can’t buy me love, a big tune from Blackstreet which he sang along to till the end. Was he sending out a message? Was Achola Ngobi a special woman who was at all intrigued by the Kenyatta’s wealth?

She and Jomo got married late last year at a traditional ceremony at their home in Gatundu.

Sadly, we couldn’t manage to take photos as the 3 were placed under very tight security which was watching everyone like a hawk on this one you’ll just have to believe our word for it.

This is the embarrassing tweet Dennis Itumbi made about his employer that is making tongues wag on social media

As the saying goes, the hunter at some point becomes the hunted and Dennis Itumbi understands this fully well.

The government attack dog and Senior Director of Innovation, Digital and Diaspora Communication in the Office of the President is currently the laughing stock on twitter and this is after someone decided to go to the archives and draw a tweet he made in 2012.

Back then it seems he had no kind words to say about Uhuru and the government he’s serving right now where he blatantly claimed that the country would end up with the dogs if Uhuru and Ruto took over power.

It appears he was right, the country has indeed gone to the dogs just that he was steering the wheel and checking up the oil reserves when this happened.

Poor lad…he out rightly forgot the internet he works for doesn’t forget; I bet he’s probably in Ruto’s office right now explaining what exactly happened.

Here is the tweet which has been trending for the better part of the day:

This is how the first lady margaret Kenyatta chose to spend her Valentines…Uhuru is surely a lucky man

“Someone who “is proud of herself. Respects herself and others. … She neither seeks definition from the person she is with, nor does she expect them to read her mind. She is quite capable of articulating her needs and that of others” simply sums a good woman.

And it looks like Uhuru got that and so much more in his lovely wife Margaret. While you expect many wives and spouses of prominent people to be bundled up in expensive suites and holiday destinations during Valentines, Margaret Kenyatta decided to do the exact opposite.

She decided to kick start her valentines early by donating a fully kitted Beyond Zero Mobile Clinic for physically challenged children at the African Inland church Cure International Orthopedic hospital, Kijabe Kiambu County . Now how sweet is that?

Even though the Beyond Zero half Marathon was cancelled, she is still determined to continue her work continues.

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First lady Margaret Kenyatta presents Valentine flowers to disabled kids

And not only that, she also presented early Valentine flowers to hundreds of disabled children including those undergoing treatment at the facility.

“And as we present each one of you with a valentine flower, I want every one of you to always remember, that you are gifted, you are important, and you mean so much to the world”, she told the children.

Now if she can carry out such deeds to such children, what about her own? And most importantly her man?

After being trolled badly for dabbing in State house, Uhuru finally takes action…this is what he has done

It was supposed to be a simple dab, one to show he was a cool president who was still in touch with society until it backfired on his face, badly.

The presidential dab was trending on twitter the whole of yesterday with many accusing Uhuru of being a disgrace and a total disappointment for this country. Many accused him of misplaced priorities, dabbing and having fun in state house while the country was in massive calamity.

A doctors and lectures strike and most notably a looming hunger disaster. I can’t even start counting how many photos were circulated online of people in dire suffering because of the drought. The most grotesque one was that of a dead rotting woman who had a water bottle on their hand.

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What Uhuru’s dab was turned into

The president probably took heed of this and today morning has declared the drought a national disaster and asked concerned stakeholders to help in mitigating the disaster.

The Famine Early Warning Systems Network predicts that 11 counties will experience food security crisis between February and May with  Baringo, Garissa, Isi- olo, Kilifi , Kwale, Lamu, Mandera, Marsabit, Samburu, Tana River Tur- kana, Wajir and West Pokot being the most affected.

The vultures in Dukana area, North Horr constituency for example have simply had enough and are wondering where the blessings have come from.

In fact, they lazily move around, looking for alternatives, even though there are plenty of carcasses of dead sheep and goats.

 

 

This is why Janet Mbugua can’t stop bragging about her husband. This is what he did

An independent woman with the looks of a nubile Nubian queen, who can cook, be a mother to your kids and well, be supportive and clearly that’s what Eddie Ndichu got in Janet Mbugua.

Today he was hanging out with the president to talk matters employment and mobile penetration and we can’t seem to hear the end of it from his lovely wife.

Also read: 5 times Janet Mbugua slayed in tiny shorts that exposed her beautiful thighs (Photos)

She went on social media and posted the photo giving it a sweet and swagerrific caption making sure everyone recognized who exactly her man was.

As for Ndichu however, you are one lucky lad my brother!

This is the photo and the caption:

Janet Mbugua's hubby Eddie Ndichu wit Uhuru

“Just my husband with the President of Kenya, Well in Eddie Ndichu! Here he’s talking how youth can access jobs on a mobile platform. #FinTech” The photo was captioned.

Shortly after Kidum’s emotional visit, President Uhuru also goes to see Big Kev. This is what he promised to do for him

After an emotional visit by Kidum which has been making tongues wag for the better part of the day, Big Kev received yet another prominent visitor.

It was none other but President Kenyatta who went to wish the event’s goat good luck as he prepares himself to undergo yet another head surgery. He promised to pray for him.

Also read: Kidum reduced to tears while visiting bedridden Big Kev at Nairobi Hospital (Video)

He has already undergone 8 and has had 10 tumors removed wit the last surgery leading to the loss of his eye sight.

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Kidum playing a song for ailing Big Kev

The prominent business learnt of his tumor in 2010 and it has been a constant struggle ever since. He’s currently at Nairobi Hospital.

His condition has touched many industry players who have since organized a charity event for him scheduled for next Friday which will see each participant contributing Ksh 10,000. It seeks to help out with the burgeoning medical bill.

Wife who lost husband in Kulbiyow attack on Friday and had lost uncle in El-Adde las year makes heartfelt appeal to Uhuru. Will he listen?

A wife is total distress after losing husband in the Friday Kulbiyow attack has made an appeal to president Uhuru.

He wants the president to come to her rescue as she has nothing to live for. She has lost her sole bread winner in the family and her daughter, a student at Moi Girls Maralal stands a high risk of dropping out of school.

While speaking to E-Daily, Khadija Dahir spoke of the hollow gap this death has left in the family especially the daughter who has stopped going to school due to low spirits.

Widow who lost husband in the Kulbiyow attacks makes appeal to president Uhuru
An officer from the Kenyan Contingent of the African Union Mission in Somalia (AMISOM) looks through binoculars during an advance on the Somali port city of Kismayu, 

Her husband, Abdala Aziz is among tens of Kenya Defence Forces (KDF) soldiers killed in an intense battle after Al Shabaab militants struck their Kulbiyow camp in Somalia on Friday morning.

And he’s not the first to die in the family under similar circumstances with his uncle having been killed in the bloody El-Adde attack that happened around this time last year.

She also asked the president to withdraw troops from Somalia as many families were losing out something which was seconded by Chairman of Muslim community in Maralal Town Ahmed Farah.

“Let Somalia fight and solve her own problem. On behalf of Muslim community, I ask our Commander in Chief, the President, to withdraw our children from Somalia so that they can man our borders,” He told E-Daily.

This is the Colossal amount of money Uhuru is spending on military aircraft before the elections. Even Trump had no choice but to approve

As the country grapples with famine and water rationing, Uhuru and the military are celebrating a great achievement.

The US State Department has just approved a deal to sell military aircraft worth approximately $418 million (Sh43.5 billion) to Kenya. As reported by the Nation, the required certification notifying the US Congress of the approved sale was delivered to Capitol Hill on January 19.

According to a statement by the Defence Security Cooperation Agency, the Kenyan government, under the approved sale, will receive up to 12 Air Tractor AT- 802L and two AT-504 trainer aircrafts. Also included in the sale is a weapons package, technical support as well as a programme management.

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Air Tractor AT- 802L, one of the aircraft Uhuru is looking to purchase.

The planes are meant to supplement the aging F-5 aircraft and are deemed to be more cost-effective and can be stationed much closer to the battle zones than the F-5 and are meant to assist in the regional fight against the Al-Shaabab.

The sale comes in the wake of contentious remarks by newly elect Donald Trump on US involvement in fight against terrorism in the country.

After the fake land title debacle, Uhuru put on the spot again. This is what he has done

Yesterday the High Court made a shocking decision that will definitely erode all the progress Uhuru and the Jubilee government has made at the Kenyan Coast.

The ruling which was made by High Court judge Joseph Onguto suggested that all the title deeds recently issued at the Coast by the president were null and void as they were issued unprocedurally as it didn’t involve the National Land Commission.

Now before Uhuru and team could restructure, they have been hit with yet another setback that will surely throw them in disarray. It is the revelation that the government had spent 600 million on a social media tool to monitor the coming elections.

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Uhuru’s government purchases social media tool

Kenyans are heavily criticizing this decision citing a perfect example of misplaced priorities as there are other pending issues the country is facing that need more urgency. Case example, the impending famine which is spreading across the country like wild fire and the ongoing doctor’s strike.

The revelations which first appeared on the Standard show the purchase was done under the Communications Authority with the sole aim of curtailing the ethnic violence that erupted in 2007.

“That the Government has resources to invest in state-of-the-art censorship tools and systems but lacks the same resources to connect 17 per cent of the country, which is not connected to 3G network space to allow for a full electronic elections management backup system.

That the Government is more concerned about hate speech than investing more resources in civic education about responsible citizenship, which perhaps would be less costly is very unfortunate” Concluded Edward Wanyonyi the writer who wrote the story.

Prophet Owuor Wants Uhuru to do this one thing or else this country will perish

Prophet Owuor of the Repentance and Holiness Ministry has a message for Kenyans and especially Uhuru Kenyatta and he’s urging all of you to listen.

He has spoken to the lord and he perfectly knows what is ailing this country; sin. Kenyans have shifted from their dear God and he’s not very happy about it and that’s why we’re currently experiencing drought which will hit us hard in the near future.

He however has a solution and in that regard he’s requesting president Uhuru Kenyatta to set a specific day where Kenyans can pray and and ask God for repentance before things go haywire.

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Kenyan Prophet David Owuor (R) shakes hands with Deputy Prime Minister and presidential candidate of the Jubilee Alliance Uhuru Kenyatta (L) as Prime Minister Raila Odinga (C) looks on during peace prayers at the Uhuru Park grounds in Nairobi, February 24, 2013. 

This was the message prophet Owuor shared earlier on today:

“What I see right now I see a famine. I see a lot of people walking. I see a lot of people walking in columns like this carrying some little containers, and so forth. So there is a famine that is coming here. And again, let me say this: I see people walking, in this land walking, walking in a large column. It looks like in the dry areas of this country. And so there is a big famine. This famine may be very big if they do not bring repentance before the Lord,” said Prophet Owuor.

 

“That means this nation needs prayer. I need to pray for this land. I need to pray for this country that it may rain and there be no famine. But I see a lot of famine and I see these things happen. And when you read the Bible, the Bible says very clearly that I gave you famine. I placed unto you famine. I took away bread from you. I made your teeth white. (White teeth means famine, white and long.) I made your teeth white, and yet you have not yet returned to me.

 

“So the Lord is asking that this country to return to Him in repentance and holiness, and then you will be able to mitigate and remedy on this famine that is coming. And again, the Lord has shown me people walking in the dry areas walking in long columns with – I see a big sauce pans or something or plate – and the Lord has shown me that. And so He is saying that there is a famine that is coming here; however, the Lord is saying that I gave you famine. I hungered thee. I made your teeth long and white, and yet you have not yet returned to me.

 

“So the Lord is asking for repentance in this land of Kenya. Then there must be a National Repentance where all the leadership and all the people gather as one person and go before the Lord.

 

“This nation that has been so beloved of the Lord that has seen the goodness of the Lord. She needs to learn to go back to the same God that healed her cripples, the blind, and deaf, and mute, and paralytics, and spinal cord injuries, HIV/AIDS, and everything. She needs to go back to that God. That that God may now, also now, cover her on this nakedness of famine.

 

“I see a famine that is coming to this land. I hear the famine, but I see people walking–kind of a long column thin like this–with a plate and a sauce pan in their hand. So the Lord is asking this country to repent and return to holiness and prepare the way for the coming of the Messiah. This country cannot ignore the Lord!

“And only the Lord will bring rain. Rain will not come from the United Nations Security Council. Rain will not come from the World Bank. It will not come from IMF. It will not come from anywhere. Rain will not come from a government policy paper. Rain comes from the Lord!

 

“May those who have ears prepare for repentance. I know the big ministry that is here, the Ministry of Repentance and Holiness of more than 20 million people, have already begun a national repentance this Sunday, yesterday. And that repentance continues on and on nonstop until the Lord comes down again to love this country, and stop this famine.”

Prophet Owuor’s prophesies have come out true so the president should heed this stern warning. Or what do you think?