TRIBAL TROUBLES: After Doing The LUO And The KIKUYU Articles,Now,This Is The Problem With KISII Girls.

The series continues… We’ve already tackled two MAJOR tribes in our TRIBAL TROUBLES series of articles. You can find the Luo article in case you didn’t read it HERE. And the Kikuyu article,which elicited quite an emotion,can be read by clicking HERE. And still,we’re not done. We’ve got like 42 tribes or so. Meaning,we won’t be done that fast.

Kisiis are awesome people. And that’s just me being politically correct. Not that I actually DO know that Kisii people are awesome. I’m just guessing – or hoping-they are.

This is the tribe that produced,among other greats,political tycoon Simeon Nyachae, Abuya Abuya, Enock Magara, George Moseti Anyona, and Zachary Onyonka. Also,bootyful socialite Corazon Kwamboka.

But while they’ve excelled in other areas,the good people from Gusii Land have also produced some quite interesting characters with quite a belly full of mannerisms.

We ain’t worried about their men,I mean,aren’t all men the same?

Let’s look at their women; The GUSII WOMEN.

Positive attributes about these members of the Gusii fair sex have been said over and over again…

Now,let’s talk about WHAT IS WRONG with the Kisii woman.

THIS IS THE PROBLEM WITH KISII WOMEN.

Temperamental
She’s allergic to vexations,this woman. Provoke a Kisii woman at your own risk. While she’s otherwise a very humble and kind soul,once irked,the Kisii girl can go from zero to 100 real quick. She will let loose of all senses and launch into whatever action she deems appropriate at that given time. You will need a huge amount of patience to navigate her. She blows up quicker than an ill-timed explosive. And you will not like it. Never will you.

Argumentative
Just like in the attribute above,temperamental people are normally quite argumentative. It’s hard to have a reasonable conversation with this girl because half of the time,she’s actually waiting to jump on you and rip you apart verbally. She relishes putting up a good verbal fight and won’t really know when to stop. You’re the one to stop. Because she won’t be in a hurry to. And going by their shrill voices,it will be one of the worst argument sessions you ever survived.

Prone To Local Accent.
All Kenyan tribes have accents. From the Luo to Kikuyu you name it. But when it comes to the Kisii,that’s where it really gets interesting. I’ve called Corazon Kwamboka, the premier Gusii socialite to discuss a deal on phone. She was in Spain. I was in Kenya. I hadn’t ever talked to Corazon before. Or heard her talk ever. And then she picked up the phone and that very distinctive Kisii accent came on! I was shocked! You’re one of the most progressive women from your tribe! And this funny local accent has never left you! Accents are not bad. But they can be terribly embarrassing. And the Kisii girl seems to not be able,ever,to drop that accent. And talk a little bit more like an Urban person. Ouch.

Popular Kisii Socialite,Corazon Kwamboka

Village Oriented
Talking of urbanism,the kisii girl is more often than not still very much hooked to her village mentality. The whole village vibe is somewhat embedded in her system. She’ll come to the City,mingle and interact,work and live but still,you will find a little village still lurking somewhere in her. Either in the way she decorates her house,what she wears, how she talks or how she views the World. She won’t ever shed the village vibe. Not so soon.

Connection To Charms And Dark-World Stuff…
Or in simple terms, having a fetish for witchcraft and related paraphernalia. Kisii girls, though good lovers,are also said to be very much involved in the business of charms and witchcraft and such-like stuff. She’ll either use the black magic charms to keep her relationship going, make her man stick to her, boost her business or protect herself from bad luck and omens. It’s rife where she comes from. And she is perfectly at home with it.

That’s the most we could gather of this girl….For now…Maybe she has more demons. Or maybe not. Still,would you date her? You probably already are anyway! Good luck! Haha!

NEXT: THE PROBLEM WITH KAMBA GIRLS.