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Stella Nyanzi Planning To Organize 1000 Naked Women’s Protest

Posted on by Deborah

The one and only Stella Nyanzi, poetic, and a fighter, has once again shared her plans with us. A 1000 Naked Women’s Protest Match. Read the beautiful Poem Below;

 I am thinking of organizing
The 1000 naked women’s protest march.
No dresses,
No skirts,
No blouses,
No pants,
No panties,
No bras,
No petties…
Just us!
Bring your naked breasts.
Jiggle your bare arse.
Bring the pain burrowed in your chests.
Chant about your empty purse.
Write your slogans and protests.
Let’s march against Museveni’s curse!

I am thinking of organizing
The 1000 naked women’s protest march.
No yellow for NRA,
No blue for FDC,
No green for the DP,
No red and black for UPC,
No orange for Go Forward,
No white for PPP,
No colours for political parties,
Just naked women marching.
Bring your unemployment.
Bring the pain of land grabbed.
March against armed deployment.
March for the murdered and the stabbed.
Oppose the dictator’s government.
Let’s protest as hard as the disturbed.

I am thinking of organising
The 1000 naked women’s protest.
No statuses,
No hierarchies,
No phalluses,
No patriarchies,
No bonuses,
No monarchies.
Just bad-arses
Protesting against the anarchies.
We’ll hijack Museveni’s convoy with our nudity.
We’ll capture the dictator with our bare souls.
We’ll quash his avarice with our biting poverty.
We’ll liberate our country with our balls.
We’ll rewrite our painful history with our purity.
We’re warriors resetting national goals.

There you have it ladies. Let u start waxing, shaving and decorating ourselves in preparation for this match.

Stella Nyanzi Blasts Museveni “I wish you were still born”

Posted on by Desiree Miller

Just a day after  President  Museveni celebrated his 74th birthday, former MAK Research Fellow Stella Nyanzi has sent him a late but unpleasant message.

 

President Museveni, who was born 74 years ago to Mr. Kaguta and Mrs. Esteri Kokundeka was a mistake and should have been aborted according to Stella Nyanzi.

 

In a long Facebook post that was engineered like a poem, Stella Nyanzi does not only  shamelessly attack the President for being the fuel for corruption, but also clearly states how much she hates him.

 

“I wish that Esiteri’s cursed genitals had pushed out a monstrously greenish-bluish still-birth.

 

You should have died at birth, you dirty delinquent dictator. You should have died in birth, Yoweri Kaguta Museveni, ” part of Stella Nyanzi’s long post read.

 

Stella Nyanzi goes ahead and attacks the  President in the same poem before directing him where she can be found incase they want her arrested for her vulgar language and cyber attack.

 

Despite being a strong pillar of the opposition, a big section of the opposition members on social media condemned Stella Nyanzi’s approach saying it was unethical and uncalled for in that particular manner.

 

“We condemn such language in People Power… this is not how we represent our side. Esteri Kokundeka is a mother, who innocently gave birth to someone. She deserves respect as a mother. And moreover she’s dead and gone #RIP_Mum

 

#RedThursday #BobiComingHome,” a message from one of the opposition leaders read.

 

Despite the the uncensored cyber attack, the President, police and   Ethics minister are still mute about the whole saga. We will keep you posted.

Stella Nyanzi Condemns Fake Facebook Accounts in Her Name Posting Trash About Her Cousin-Bebe Cool

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Woman activist, and the woman with a voice has come out to  condemn the people holding fake accounts in her names. There have been many accounts created in the names, Stella Nyanzi, and she has exposed one of them, that posted false news about Bebe Cool. She was even angrier with the fact that the person had poor spelling, which is nothing like her.  Read Her post below.

“Fraudulent idiots and impostors run different social media platforms in my name. Although it irritates me, I ignore these buffoons because those who know how I write, refused to follow or even read the voluminous trash is vomited from the fraudsters’ keyboards.

But every now and again I get really pissed off by the stupidity fraudulently written in my names. I am irate when some gullible readers mistake this fake bufere for my writing. Take for example this recent piece of flatulence written on the fraudulent losers’ page named Stella nyanzi qoutes. A friend sent me their piece of shit in which they lie about Bebe Cool.

Listen up! Bebe Cool is my cousin. Yes, he is. I can never write such shoddy shitty lies about him, even when we hold contradictory political mindsets and support opposed ideologies. As an adult, Bebe Cool is entitled to hold whatever view and biases he chooses. Also, I am very particular about my spellings, punctuation and grammar. I cannot write the vilely mediocre scum that the swine write on those fraudulent pages and fake timelines. How can I wrongly spell my own family name? That would be a curse to my dead father.”

One of the accounts that posted a lie about Bebe Cool

“If religion leads to a life of shame and lies, flee from the poison.” Stella Nyanzi Comments on Val Kalende’s switch

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Stella Nyanzi has something to say to recently switched gay activist, Val Kalende. Read below;

Sexuality is fluid and flexible and changing and in flux. I have been around the Ugandan LGBTIQ community long enough to know this because I have observed all sorts of switches, changes, shifts, developments, transformations, conversions, etc in individuals, couples and communities. I have seen the pendulum swinging back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.

And so Val Kalende’s publicized testimony about converting from lesbianism into heterosexuality is not shocking to me. She is not the first homosexual to make public declarations about converting back to heterosexuality. Religion does all sorts of things to people. We know the long list of so-called Ex-Gays who were paraded around Uganda by Pentecostal homophobes. We know how some of them faithfully married heterosexual spouses, and how some of them swing it both ways, and even how some of them relapsed back into selling homosexual services to any buyer. Gay, Ex-Gay, Ex-ex-gay… we know you!

Val denounced homosexuality

What is important is that the Ugandan queer movement cannot reduce or denigrate the great and varied contributions that Val made to the early grassroots organizing. Secondly, Val’s lesbian, bisexual and transgender ex-lovers and friends must neither doubt nor question their own identities. Val’s sexuality is Val’s business not ours! Val is going through another interesting transition and needs our love and understanding even in this moment. Thirdly, religion is both powerful and dangerous. It has long tenterhooks that can reach even the strongest among us. Val’s religious confession should not generate confusion in the LGBTIQ communities in Uganda.

As the pendulum swings back and forth, pray that each individual finds the courage to live a life that is true and fulfilling. Live and let live! If religion helps one to find one’s truth, embrace it. If religion leads to a life of shame and lies, flee from the poison.

Dr Stella Nyanzi Faints During Arrest

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Our Social Media activist, writer and anti-government doctor, Stella Nyanzi has been rushed to Naguru hospital. This followed from an arrest that led her into unconsciousness. The lady collapsed and was transferred using a Uganda Police Vehicle. We learned of this, from a social media post by Saasi Marvin, her lawyer, who is currently running her social media pages.

“Dr. Stella Nyanzi has been dumped unconscious at Naguru Hospital by a Uganda Police Force truck after being hurtled from Central Police Station where she collapsed from.

She had gone to CPS to check on Obed Obedgiu Kwokuboth Jalmeo and Musiri David who are both currently detained there following their peaceful protest against the #SocialMediaTax.

The Doctor being carried away
STELLA’S CAMERA GOES MISSING

It is unfortunate that she lost her valuable Canon EOS 1100D camera which had treasured photographs of her family, footage and photos from Saturday’s #WomensMarchUg protest, as well as today’s #SocialMediaTax protest at Buganda Road Court.

The camera was discovered missing after Dr. Stella’s bag in which it was kept was returned later by one of the presumed police ladies who had been ordered to lift Dr. Stella onto the police patrol truck that took her to Naguru Hospital.

We take strong exception at the inhumane nature in which Dr. Stella has been treated by Police officers who are duty bound to respect her bodily integrity, besides protecting her and her property.” he posted

Stella Nyanzi to contest for Woman MP seat

Posted on by Desiree Miller

Just when we thought popular social media personalities were done with political ambitions, sources have it that self-styled activist, Stella Nyanzi is reportedly being fronted to oust  Kampala Woman MP Nabilah Naggayi.

The next election may not be so close but the political ground is already gaining dust. Like we reported, Frank Gashumba is eyeing Erias Lukwago’s seat as Kampala’s Lord Mayor.

Just like Bobi Wine turned his fans to voters, these two personalities too are hoping to turn their social media fans to voters.

Should this be the case, then the next election will surely for that will give us great memories as popular personalities lock horns.

Stella Nyanzi has vowed to continue her protest on Kidnappers

Posted on by Desiree Miller

The Women’s Protest Working Group led by Prof. Stella Nyanzi have threatened to storm today’s State Of The Nation Address.

President Museveni will deliver the State of the Nation address in fulfillment of Article 101 (1) of the Constitution of the Republic of Uganda. Yesterday, the group were blocked from from Police Headquarters after IGP Ochola Walter had informed them of his schedule.

According to Stella Nyanzi, one of the vocal women’s activists, they will storm Serena Hotel today!

 

“For now, today I am carrying my second set of protest coffins, drum, protest songs, cooking pots, sauce pans, spoons, mingling sticks, placards and markers to the Serena Hotel. I am participating in Storming the State of Nation Address #SONA2018UG along with other members of the Women’s Protest Working Group WPG. I am dying to tell dictator Museveni that #WomensLivesMatterUg!” She posted on Facebook.

 

Stella Nyanzi Calls for 1 Million Marchers Against Kidnap! Here is how To Join This Protest

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It brings a feeling of relief when someone is finally taking a stand to do something about the ongoing kidnaps of women and girls around the city. More than thirty females have so far lost their lives to unknown goons, who use this heartless act as a form of raising incomes. They take their victims and contact their families to ask for sums, usually in millions, after which they murder the young women and dump their bodies. Stella Nyanzi, the woman with a voice has said, No! She calls for 0ne million marchers to join in the protest against Kidnap.

THE PROPOSAL

In Stella’s design, one million people will slowly descend upon the City Square and silently march in protest against the violent kidnaps and brutal murders of women and children in Uganda. These protesters, composed of men, women and children, will hold posters and hand-made placards with stern messages about #UGWomenLivesMatter. They will move from City Square past the Parliament of Uganda,  the State House at Nakasero, the High Court, Central Police Station and down to the Constitutional Square in Kampala city to stop the kidnaps.

WOMEN’S PROTEST GROUP

Stella also disclosed on her social media page, that she has convened a meeting for the women protests r. She described it as a carefully chosen group of citizens who plan, strategise, organise, conduct, coordinate and account for non-violent protest actions against diverse forms of oppression in Uganda. They are also committed to creating spaces for creative confrontations between the powerless and powerful using a range of media including poetry, art, music, dance, drama, film, community meetings, blogs, websites, social media, webinars, radio, television, photography, story telling. The group is planning a range of protests against the kidnaps of women and children in Uganda.

Men to can join this protest
HOW TO CONTRIBUTE TO  THE PROTEST

To participate in this protest, you can fund raise together with stella to create awareness about this evil act. At the end of the first day of, the women lives matter group had raised 1shs ,500,000 via the MTN number, and 53,000 via the Airtel number. Here is the budget attached.

100 packets of markers 300,000
1000 sheets of manilla paper 500,000
50 rolls of masking tape 50,000
1 big banner 300,000
10 sheets of plywood 250,000
1000 tee-shirts 15,000,000
100 boxes of water 1,000,000
airtime for telephone calls 800,000
petrol for my car 600,000
TOTAL 18,800,000

Contributions can either be sent to STELLA NYANZI on 0771824117 or HARRIET NYANZI on 0752885088. Thank you!Thank you stella for standing up for the women of this country!

“The pair of buttocks is paid 3.6M/= to shit in our country’s politics,” Comments Stella Nyanzi

Posted on by Deborah

Stella Nyanzi always sticks to what she says. She will not alter any wording because of circumstances. Once again this feminist and activist seems really disgusted with the comment made by our president. She has called him a pair of buttocks again. This time not one, not twice but five times. Read her interesting and funny post below;

The old pair of buttocks claims that it receives a salary of only three million and six hundred thousand Uganda shillings only. The pair of buttocks is paid 3.6M/= to shit in our country’s politics, shit in our country’s economy, shit in our constitution, shit on our legislators, shit all over the judiciary, shit on the public servants, shit in the police and army, shit in our children’s education, shit in our health, shit in our natural resources, shit all over our public press and social media. But that is besides the point.

TAX PAYER’S MONEY?

The ugly pair of buttocks conveniently forgot to reveal that the entirety of its exorbitantly corrupt lifestyle is paid for by government revenue painfully bled from Ugandan tax payers. We pay for the expensive houses, monthly utility bills, grandiose house-keeping staff, escorts and security detail, huge fleet of heavy-duty transport, food, and health costs that the pair of buttocks incurs. We even pay for its pocket money used to stuff brown envelopes and oil its buttockish handshakes. And so, the 3.6M/= are a bonus over and above the huge chunk of funds that the pair of buttocks receives monthly.

Does the pair of buttocks take Ugandans for fools? Doesn’t  the pair of buttocks think that our medical doctors and nurses would strike against poor pay and bad working conditions if they were given decent accommodation, utility bills, safe transport, security, pocket money and a bonus akin to what it receives? Does this pair of buttocks think that Cuban doctors cannot put down their tools when faced with dire conditions similar to their Ugandan colleagues? Cuban doctors? Hmm… Ebyo omusajja byayogera nabagamba lutako. Ono ye, nabagamba ntino matako butako.

Stella Nyanzi Comments about The “Big Black Penises Dominating Makerere University”

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We all know Stella Nyanzi for her interesting way of bringing points forward. Read below as she talks about “penises” in Makerere University

BIG BLACK PENISES DOMINATE MAKERERE UNIVERSITY

Sixteen penises occupy all the leadership positions of the executive committee of MUASA i.e. Makerere University Academic Staff Association. Not a single vagina made it onto the organogram chart for MUASA. Not one vagina! And people say that I am crazy when I puncture holes in blind praise about Museveni empowering women and girls in Uganda.

How is it possible that in this day and age, the oldest university in Uganda has no vagina elected onto the executive of its academic staff association? What patriarchy is this? What phallocentricism allows MUASA to be a leadership organ occupied by only penises? Sixteen penises and not a single vagina, not even a half-vagina on the executive of MUASA? What role(s) do vaginas play at Makerere University apart from sex and reproduction?

The photo that was attached

Verily, Makerere University worships the phallus. A quick look between the legs of those at the apex of all power structures at this ivory tower confirms this. The Chancellor is a penis. The Vice Chancellor is a penis. The Deputy Vice Chancellor in charge of Academic Affairs is a penis. The Deputy Vice Chancellor in charger of Finance and Administrations is a penis. The Academic Registrar is a penis! With this background, no wonder MUASA’s executive comprises sixteen penises! We cannot argue about the rule of penises at Makerere University, we can only debate whether they are big or small, bold or cowardly, straight or bent, veiny or smooth, cut or uncut.

Stella Nyanzi Couldnt hide her excitment over Kale Kayihura Sacking

Posted on by Desiree Miller

President Museveni’s  move to drop Kale Kayihura as Inspector General of Police has taken Ugandans by surprise. While several are mute over the decision, controversial professor turned FDC woman, Dr. Stella Nyanzi is excited by Kale Kayihura’s sacking.

 She literally ululated after getting the news! While her Facebook page is usually decorated by fine prose and poetry, this time, she simply stripped naked in excitement.

“Wuuuuulululululu Kale Kayihura wuuuuu!
Wuuuuulululululu Kale Kayihura wuuuuu!
Wuuuuulululululu Kale Kayihura wuuuuu!”, she posted.

Nyanzi has never been one to keep her opinions to herself especially about the ruling regime. Her disdain for former IGP  Kayihura is unmatched which even caused her a brush with authorities.

In the mini-reshuffle, President Museveni appointed General Elly Tumwiine as Minister for Security and Mr. Okoth Ochola as Inspector General of Police. Brigadier Sabiiti Muzeei is Deputy Inspector General of Police.