Yenyewe hii uthamaki inatafutwa! Moses Kuria introduces Dehydration Allowance to fight off dry spell among Kenyans

Public provocateur, Raila’s number 1 enemy, Jubilee fanatic and many more are some of the names that befit Moses Kuria.

He never skips an opportunity to make headlines and every time he opens his mouth, be rest assured national healing and reconciliation commission to go knocking on his door.

A trusted loyalist to the Uhuru administration, he’s loved and loathed in equal measure depending on which part of Kenya you come from.

What I can guarantee however is that the Gatundu people are a happy lot where he’s the Member of Parliament as he plans to award them with cash just for taking part in the up-taking of voters cards.

He is fully aware of the current draught and the burning sun which is deterring people from going to take up voters cards and in that regard he’s rewarding Ksh 50 dehydration allowance to anyone who endures the sun to go take up a voters card.

He’s also rewarding any boda boda guy Ksh 50 for taking their time to take someone to a polling station to register as a voter.

I already see the smug on Team Mafisi members who opened this article thinking I was talking about the other dry spell; poleni sana.

Here is the post Moses Kuria made on Facebook: