13th February 2014: Ten things you should know this morning

Top of the morning earthlings! Welcome to the day before the day before the weekend. This morning am a very happy guy; not because Valentine’s is a few hours away but because of last night’s events at the Emirates. Before you Arsenal desperados start running your mouth you should know that it’s written even at our worst, Arsenal still cant beat Man United. Forever you shall remain title pretenders! Anyhow, here’s what you should know this morning;

#1 Is Papa Shirandula’s Wibroda Secretly Dating this Married Youthful Nairobi Politician? We Reveal the Truth

#2 Kenya’s Only American Football Player Makes Caroline Mutoko, Lyndah Nyangweso & Chipukeezy All Look like Dwarfs

#3 Another one decamps: Sleepy David Is No Longer At Churchill Show. Find Out Why Here

#4 Bootylicious Vera Sidika Now Also Flashes the “Devil’s Sign”

#5 Believe it or Not this is Lilian Muli & KTN’s Ahmed Darwesh (PHOTO)

#6 Have a good laugh: Top 10 Trending Images in Nairobi This Morning

#7 Last Year’s TPF Winner Hope Hooks Up With Beautiful Samantha From TPF 5

#8 In Case You Missed It: Here Are Photos From Anne Kansiime’s Wedding

#9 There’s No Doubt That This Diva Is One Of The Hottest Women In Kenya

#10 And finally, This Is What This ‘Papa Shirandula’ Actress Is Up To When She Is Not Playing ‘Awinja’