7th July 2014: Ten Things You Need To Know This Morning

Today is the dreaded &th day of the 7th month. For those of you not in the know, that means that the saba saba rallies are going down and i am sipping my tea as I type this from bed. I ked. I am at work already because sabasaba will not make it to the meetings I have scheduled for today. However, I support democratic dialogue. I also want to send my prayers to the families of the victims of the new massacre down in Lamu. So sad that I am saying “new massacre” because there is a new bloodbath every week! But away from thoughts on the morbid, allow me to get into something that will put a smile on your face and that is:

 #1. A K24 news anchor was caught out behaving badly at Masaku 7s! And methinks he like Mututho will now blame his behaviour on the event rather than immaturity: K24 News Anchor Busted Misbehaving at Masaku 7s

#2. Meet Vera Sidika’s Mysterious Nigerian Oil Tycoon Boyfriend (Photo) and ladies, play nice, try not to steal him from her!

#3. I was dulling on this! I should have issued notice of interest in sending cows and goats to her family! Oh well, you snooze, you lose! Ghafla! Exclusive: Sorry Guys, Citizen TV’s Janet Mbugua is officially off the Shelf. Check Out Her Engagement Ring

#3. The 6 Most Generous Kenyan Celebrities (Photos)

#4. It seems Shaffie Weru and Kalekye Mumo have alot of fun working together is these are just some of the shenanigans they get upto: Groundies: Shaffie Weru And Kalekye Mumo Take Groundies (PHOTO)

#5. All the Trending Images in Nairobi Today

#6. Stella Mwangi Shows Off Her Booty

Stella Mwangi Shows Off Her Booty sadly, I am more impressed by her thighs!

#7. Size 8 Has a New Hairstyle! And it’s UnbeWEAVEable!

#8. Citizen TV’s Kanze Dena Shows a Side of Her That You Have Never Seen Before (Photo)

#9. Popular Nairobi Gay Bar Raided By Police, 60 Homosexuals Arrested which basically means that if your friend was arrested early Sunday morning, you should go look for him at Central Police Station and state lodge where he is enjoying his breakfast courtesy of the state!

#10.Tsk! Jeff Koinange Calls Larry Madowo ‘Larry Mdomo’

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Nwasante Khasiani (Writer)