Cows My Foot! Jamaican Man Blows Away Kenyan Men Pursuing Malia Obama With One Of The Most Outrageous Offers Ever Made

If you thought we are done with the Malia Obama saga then you are in for a shocker. When we thought it was ending, it was actually starting.

The number of pedophiles yearning to bed the 17-year old first American daughter is growing each day, begging the question: what has come of our men?

It all started with lawyer Felix Kiprono, a man who has gone to class, interacted with beautiful and learned women but has never managed to convince one. Felix offered 50 cows, 50 goats and 70 sheep to have Malia as his wife. He made global news.

Then came this Moran man known as Jeff. He was determined to give Kiprono a run for Malia’s heart and went on to offer a record 500 cows to have the 17-year old as his wife.

As if this is not enough, the hunger for Malia’s beauty has gone to the Caribbean. A Jamaican rasta has come out with one of the most outrageous offers of all time.

According to a Jamaican entertainment blog, a middle aged man has offered 10 acres of bhang (marijuana) to help his 17-year old son have Malia as wife.

The man says he is willing to give the US president the piece of land. He claims he tried to reach out to Obama when he visited Jamaica a few months ago but his security detailed restricted him.

If this is not outrageous, then I don’t know what is.