Hilarious! See Why The Pope Is Trending WorldWide! (photos)

There is nothing more annoying than whack rappers, especially those who rap about food (cue: Ugali). 

 Even with beef brewing among the four known Kenyan rappers more needs to be done on hip hop in Kenya- I shall leave it at that for other G’s in the office to tell the tale- at the moment, I am more concerned with the fact  that the pope can out rap a majority of Kenyan rappers, all put together hands down. 

It all started with this photo and  internet was cast into a frenzy -trending worldwide  with the hashtag #popebars

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Immediately that photo went online, bars came… 

Pontifex is my name.
Giving blessings is my game.
A white cap is my claim to fame.
Slept on #PopeBars? Cryin’ shame.

But the jokes did not even stop there… 

The church is the nearest
The Bible the realest
The epistle the freshest
And Jesus the greatest
Am way..

From the very intelligent and witty to even more raunchier ones- of the usual hang-along’s 

“Gold rings, white gown
Dishin verbal inquisition
I turn this game upside down
Like Peter’s crucifixion

My personal favorite being… 

Rhymes hit harder than Crowbars clean like soap bars
But some of these #PopeBars are really lookin like “Nope” Bars

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You can follow the trend on twitter; the fun just began. 

 

 

 

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T. Magu