“Drop off the hooligan brand” Jalango instructs Babu Owino

Jalango has taken it upon himself to write an open letter to Babu Owino instructing him how he ought to behave now that he is an honorable member of the 12th parliament.

The Hot 96 presenter instructed Babu to emulate Mike Sonko and do away with hooliganism so that he could have a brighter future in politics.

Below is Jalango’s open letter to Babu Owino:

Dear Babu Owino

First and foremost congratulations! You pulled it through! You did put up a massive campaign, powerfully crafted and finally delivered! Swear I still don’t believe it myself! Your opponent was equally big but I guess God had his plans! You are Hon. Babu Owino Ongili The MP. Embakassii East!

Your story to me is a story of dedication, focus and knowing that you can even when other people believe you can’t!

Your campaign slogans will remain in our minds and thoughts forever ! Tibim…Tialala….and all…You are King!

I can imagine how much fun, how crazy and how heated the debates will be! I see you in there dropping a few English jargons and icing them with a tialala or a Tibim! Go for it bro! There is no turning back!

The future is bright mheshimiwa and the sky is just the beginning and so it is yours to make or to loose but knowing you….you will make it!

Back to it now….I know you will kill me when we meet but I have to tell you that National politics is a whole different ball game! Too different from the previous leadership positions you’ve held like SONU! The people of Embakasii have entrusted you with their lives and believe that you can deliver which I know you can! Their needs are very different from those of students at UON. You must now start creating and rebranding yourself to mheshimiwa Babu Owino MP Embakasii not Babu wa SONU! Make Embakasii great again (MEGA)Youths wants jobs, women want to grow their business, the men want to provide for their families and all this up to you to represent them at the House! Go for it! Represent them gracefully !

Humble yourself, pray drop off the hooligan brand! Remember I said the future is bright! Soon and very soon their will be too many Vacuums in National leadership to be filled ! Look at how Governor Sonko metamorphosed from wall punching to cleaned up Hon. See what happened Nairobi did not think twice! He is Governor!

With your 3 degrees, 2 PhDs and 7 Diplomas I can only see success!

Babu Tibim! Ongili Riaaaaa Wuod Nyalenda Tiallalalallaalla!

EMBAKASSII IS IN SAFE HANDS!

Fight for them with the same spirit!

I rest my case!

 

 

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