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Jiheshimu nani! KRG da Don is a simp

December 07, 2021 at 14:21
Jiheshimu nani! KRG da Don is a simp

KRG da Don should stop calling himself “da Don”! Oh man, I am so disappointed at Kenyan celebs. It seems like all of them are simps and the more we find out about their love lives and it is very disheartening. Let us dive right into why.

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KRG da Don has joined a shameful list of men who are at the pinnacle of their careers (or whose stars are rising) and yet they do not know how to handle women so whenever they deal with women, things go awry and either derail their train or come dangerously close to doing so.

We have seen Mulamwah simp begging his former girlfriend cum baby mama Sonnie to take him back (and now he is just attempting to pretend to be a lothario), we saw Colonel Mustafa get physically abused then get used for clout by Noti Flow. Then there was Nick Ndeda and his vasectomy and Daddy Owen was crying and pining for a woman who cheated on him. And how can we forget Machakos Governor Alfred Mutua who has turned into a nuisance (allegedly) according to his ex, Lillian Ng’ang’a.

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I mean, one would think that with thought-leaders like Kibe and Amerix added to the bullshit that we have seen male celebs get subjected to by their partners but I guess intelligence, in general, is an issue Kenyan men have when it comes to the subject matter of women.

Krg with ex wife, Linah and a friend

But with KRG da Don, he seems to believe that clashing with his wife publicly is doing anything to damage her reputation but what he doesn’t know (does he not have any real friends who warn him) he is actually showing the rest of the country just how much of an idiot he is.

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You see, according to him, he has done everything for his wife; starting a business for her, buying her expensive gifts and then finally finding out that his lady love was cheating this entire time with a guy he referred to as Steve. Then he went on a rant attacking and mocking Linah -his wife’s- paramour. What he did not realise is how stupid he looks.

Krg’s ex wife, Linah

Someone needs to take away KRG’s phone because you cannot mock a man who has slept with your wife. Blad, you’re moving mad! Take the “L” suck your teeth and keep it moving.

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He really needs to reevaluate the way he carries himself around women. He needs mentors who can guide him through this topic because you cannot be financially successful but your home is the source of all your woes and stress.

KRG needs to check out YouTube channels by guys like Rich Cooper and Rian Stone and he needs to stop hanging out with other simps like Shaffie Weru who lost his job after a lifetime of pandering to women as a radio presenter only for those same feminists to turn around and attack him.

Then again, he wouldn’t be KRG da Simp and I wouldn’t have any content to share about the man so let him keep simping and giving us our seven chuckles. Foolish man. There are north of 20 million Kenyan women, if you lose one, replace her with a finer, younger one and move on. Attacking Stevo, kijana wa hood and mocking him for not having your level of anything is foolish because you need to remember that every time he slipped out, your wife put him back inside.

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