What next for Carol Sonnie?

Carol Sonnie is now at a crossroads. On the one side is a huge question mark on what will become of her career as an influencer and on the other hand is a huge question mark on whether or not she’s going to be able to establish a family.

Carol Sonnie is proof it’s a man’s world

And by that I don’t mean becoming a baby mama once again but rather becoming a wife and mother and doing things the right way. She was previously dating comedian Mulamwah but that relationship imploded in a rather scandalous manner with both parties taking their grievances to social media and washing their dirty linen in public.

After that we were treated to a rather tantalizing tale about Carol Sonnie’s new man whom her ex claimed she had while they were still together in a sense that she had cheated on him with her new man. That was a rather short-lived relationship and after the Glitz and glamour of posting him we are back to factory settings.

Carol Sonnie and Mulamwah are the perfect example of irresponsible parenting

The thing you need to understand about her is the fact that she’s still young and attractive which means if she were to play her cards right she can still learn the high-value man.

Carol Sonnie baby bump

You really think about it Carol Sonnie is also fortunate enough to have created a baby with a Luhya man and the reason for this is that culturally Luhya men are supposed to take the child with them when the couple splits. So if she were to meet a man who doesn’t want to play another man saved game or doesn’t want to eat another man’s leftover (family) this is always an option.

Carol Sonnie finally ready to move on

As for her career we have to be very honest in the sense that though she is immensely popular she isn’t exactly a content creator. Is popular for the simple reason that she is attractive. I don’t even think she earns enough money from her social media accounts for her to sustain herself and her daughter which would explain why child support is a big issue between her and Mulamwah.

Mulamwah and ex, Carol Sonnie

If you are friend of mine or relative I would advise her to go the wifely route. I would sit her down and explain to her that she is attractive enough to get men but you need to learn discernment so that she knows which men are chasing after her simply for her supple innards and which men are chasing after her to wife her. Because up to now Carol Sonnie has shown a poor sense of judgement with regard to this difference.

Mulamwah vs Carol Sonnie: When weak men meet city girls

I would tell her to use her social media to display her feminine side. That means that she should display a side of her that is more traditionally associated with feminine charm and guile and for her to allow her father and brothers to vet them sliding into her DMs or those who are simply just hitting on her in real life.

Short of this we’re going to have a situation in which Carol Sonnie becomes a serial baby mama with five different baby daddies.

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Why we need to defeat the growing single mother epidemic

When you listen to your favourite celebrities, women such as Carol Sonnie, Maureen Waititu, Akothee, tiffany Muikamba and the rest of them, you’d be led to believe that single motherhood is not only heroic but is also easy.

Reality of single motherhood dawns on young Tiffany Muikamba, she calls out deadbeat baby daddy – Bensoul

And when Father’s Day comes around a lot of celebrities celebrate their single mothers who raise them by taking on both the role of mother and father. The same happens on Mother’s Day, Women’s Day, hell even on Men’s Day. And we are led to believe that there is no nobler calling than that of being a single mother.

Carol Sonnie baby bump

But all of that is a trap. All of that is a lack of accountability and the resultant delusion meant to make single mothers feel good about their circumstances and also lower other women into the trap single motherhood. This is not to absolve the useless bums who get themselves caught up in situations where they either get baby trapped or are so reckless they have created multiple single mothers.

Akothee is proof enough why men should steer clear of single mothers

But when we go by concepts created by natural sciences such as Brifaults Law, we begin to understand that it is women and not men who are responsible for the creation of children as they select the men with whom to procreate with. If a woman does not use a man then he will not be able to procreate. And our history as a species proves this to be true given that in the past, for every one man that procreated, 17 women did so. Or to put it another way, for every 17 women who got to donate their genetics to humanity’s gene pool, only one man got the same opportunity.

There is clear evidence that single mothers get to choose the Men They procreated with and they are selecting the worst possible man to become fathers. They are selecting the “bad boys”: the irresponsible and immature men to procreate with.

Carol Sonnie’s revelation that single motherhood is tough is hilarious!

And for us to counter this speed of single motherhood we need to return back to the days when a woman would refuse to carry a child for any man who did not marry her. Marry before you carry.

And there are a lot of good reasons why we need to put a stop to the increasing numbers of single mothers. The statistics of single mother led households tell a rather damning tale. One that we should be very terrified of especially when we have situations of single mothers raising sons. When it comes to single mothers raising daughters we largely have to fear the fact that single mothers raise single mothers. Women who even though they might get married and up ruining their families by walking away when things get tough.

Amber Ray is the worst type of single mother there is

Of course that’s not to say that a woman should stay when her husband is abusive. And the fact that I have to clarify this in such autistic detail tells you that I am aware that feminists are waiting to twist my words to meet their ends.

But why is single motherhood the bane of any civilization’s existence? Why are my family against single motherhood? Let’s look at the statistics which will prove to you beyond the shadow of a doubt why we need to completely destroy single motherhood and return to nuclear families or even polygamous families before it gets too late.

Why Ms Morgan and other single mothers deserve no sympathy

90% of welfare recipients are single mothers
70% of gang members, high school dropouts, teen suicides, teen pregnancies, and teenage drug abusers are from single-mother households
63% of national suicides are done by individuals who grew up in single-mother homes
90% or runaway children are from single-mother households are from single mother households
85% of children with behavioural disorders are from single-mother households
80% of rapists motivated by displaced anger grew up in single-mother homes
85% of imprisoned youth grew up in single-mother homes

Yet another study I found revealed the following:

Children brought up in single-mother homes are:

  • 5 times more likely to commit suicide,
  • 9 times more likely to drop out of high school,
  • 10 times more likely to abuse chemical substances,
  • 14 times more likely to commit rape,
  • 20 times more likely to end up in prison,
  • 32 times more likely to run away from home.

And again because I know the feminist witch coven is waiting to swoop in and misinterpret what I am trying to communicate, I need to clarify with autistic detail that I am not saying all the children born of and raised by single mothers are destined to become criminals vagabonds and wastrels. What I am however saying and what science is backing up is the fact that it is a herculean task to raise children who become successful balance adults as a single-mother. For the sake of our society, we need to return back to our traditional values before it’s too late.

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Carol Sonnie is proof it’s a man’s world

Remember when Carol Sonnie broke up with Mulamwah? It is a nasty piece of business that wound up dragging everyone involved and the young child baby Keilah through the mud.

Carol Sonnie finally ready to move on

She quickly rebounded and claims to have been dating someone else. Our timeline was inundated with posts of them hanging out together and she showed off some of her new man’s indicators of wealth such as his car.

All of a sudden, search post vanish from our timeline. Why do you think Carol Sonnie I stop posting that guy? It’s because they are no longer together. Simply a jump off someone with whom he’d get his rocks off and then keep pushing on with his life.

Carol Sonnie and Mulamwah are the perfect example of irresponsible parenting

Whether or not you and your feminist sisters care for the truth or want to leave and delusion, the fact still remains that by and large when it comes to relationships this is a man’s world.

Exes: Mulamwah and Carol Sonnie

Carol Sonnie is finding out that while women are the gatekeepers to sex; they get to choose who they sleep with, men are t immediatelyhe gatekeepers of relationships. So it doesn’t matter what your friends tell you about your value as a romantic partner, men ultimately decide what is valuable and what is not.

Mulamwah vs Carol Sonnie: When weak men meet city girls

Unfortunately, being a single mother degrade some of that value as no man wants to have to deal with another man’s baggage. And that is not some misogynistic statement, it is merely a statement of fact.

When a man comes into a situation with a single mother certain calculations happen in his head sometimes without his knowledge. These calculations as something we have evolved to do and Carol Sonnie is finding out just how honest what I’m saying is.

Carol Sonnie’s revelation that single motherhood is tough is hilarious!

Men coming wondering why the last man left you and the child, coming wondering why you choose such a bum as this is a reflection of the value you are Scribe to yourself. I come into such situations wondering why they have to step up and take care of someone else’s responsibilities.

Carol Sonnie baby bump

This isn’t what you want to hear but it is the truth. That is why a woman as attractive as Carol Sonnie is cannot find a man willing to get into a serious relationship with her while she’s still currently at her peak of physical attraction.

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Why you must NEVER take relationship advice from female Kenyan celebrities

If you are the type to keep up with celebrities, then you know this year has been a year chock full of celeb couples being tested and marriages being rocked by infidelity rumours along with other issues. The headlines have screamed about the Kabus, Mulamwah and Sonnie’s drama, Mungai Eve constantly emasculating her boyfriend and so on.

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As a result of all this celebrity turmoil, one of the things I have come to realise is just how many Kenyans are hung up on celeb relationships. We seem to hang on their every word and when they do something that jeopardises their relationships, they are in for a rough time from fans who are especially mesmerised by the illusion of love and monogamy.

Latest dad in town, Mulamwah?

A result of this obsession is that when celebrities who have no business discussing or giving relationship advice do so, we cling to their every word as if it were divinely inspired yet it is either just a common sense statement or a statement that is so vapid it is astounding.

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Case in point would be the Kabus.  They are going to be the first Kenyan celebrity couple we dissect. For a long time, they were “couple goals”. And as a result of that, they would give unsolicited relationship advice with Sarah would always be found meddling in other celebs’ relationships, either dispensing advice or trying to protect them from justly deserved fan blow back. They were the uncle and aunty who most celebrities would run to for advice and a quick cuddle. Now we come to find out that they were merely putting up appearances. they aren’t who we thought them to be. Seems Simon Kabu is a man like all the rest of us and he wants to have his cake and eat it. He is rumoured to be happily married to his wife but has been having his needs service on the side. Check mate Sarah. Now give us practical advice from what you will do now. Will it be to accept polygamy or will you split your home and empire?

Power couple, Sarah and Simon Kabu

Then there is Mulamwah and his ex, Carol Sonnie. When they were a couple, they would flaunt the fact on their social media pages. Then a baby was born whose paternity is still a subject of heated debate to this day and they went their separate ways. Now Mulamwah is giving us juenile advice like “do not chase after a woman who like material things” and Carol Sonnie is subtle painting her ex as an abusive man by telling her followers to “leave their abusive relationships”. Both of these are low iQ takes on the matter that we teach even troglodytes.

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And how about Murugi Munyi (Yummy Mummy) and her husband? Well, she is always talking about how she yells at her husband and their marriage was rocked by infidelity allegations… Actually, hold on, it was reported that at one point they had completely separated, with her husband finding love and comfort in the arms of another man. They have since reunited and despite this, she still says and posts a lot of things that are disparaging to her husband. Surely, what sort of sane individual would look to this woman for marital advice? She is the same woman who underwent elective cosmetic surgery and when asked whether she had discussed and gotten permission from her husband, said it was her body. But had things gone wrong, that same man would have been shamed if he chose not to waste his life taking care of her.

And what about Amberay and her former paramour Jimal Roho Safi? These two clowns actually thought they had a lot to teach us from how they conducted themselves and paraded their love life despite the fact it was an illicit love and we all saw the foolishness in their actions long before that bus hit them. Can you imagine an illicit lover giving married people advice on how to keep their man? A woman who has engaged in physical fights with her lover’s wife telling us how to treat a husband? Or Jimal telling us about love and cherishing family?

Kenyan celebrities with the exception of perhaps Andrew Kibe and Amerix do not deserve to be given the time of day nor the effort it requires to listen to them. They are a vapid, self serving bunch whose only interaction with live is a misguided attempt at making infatuation last long enough to turn into marriage. We are bereft of stories such as Nameless and Wahus: a story of two flawed human being who have both strayed and struggled but ultimately chose to remain married and honour their vows.

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5 Kenyan celebrities who faked their relationships pathetically

For some reason, Kenyan celebrities seem to believe that being in a relationship is a badge of honour. Those that are in relationships flaunt them and those that aren’t fake the funk.

As a result, we have seen a lot of Kenyan celebrities pull pretend relationships as publicity stunts when they’re about to drop a project. The trick is old and the trick is worn out yet they still persist in trying to fool our intellect.

And some of the more egregious pretend relationships, you know, the celebs who form the unlikeliest of pairs; relationships that lasted all of two minutes, and lies that we saw right through, include the following bozos:

1. Jovial and Willy Paul

These two full absolutely no one. I mean right from when willy Paul started posting fake social media posts talking about wanting to get with her, right up to the poor pretended to have fallen for his wily ways, absolutely no one was buying those wolf tickets.
It was all a scam and a crappy one at that!


2. Stevo simple boy and his fake love

We all wanted for Stevo to have found oh so badly! The perfect story he had been dumped by his ex who was constantly harassing him on social media and he had rebounded with a certified hottie. Sadly it was all hype for a song.

3. Maxwell Mwamburi and his sugar daddy

Did anyone really fall for this LGBTQ fake love? Or more importantly other than Edgar Obare, did anyone care? He was making money from this content and to the rest of us it was an interesting peculiarity for all of three seconds.

4. Carol Sonnie and her fake mystery man

She had a fling or a situationship, and prayed to her gods that it would turn into something more. She wanted to hurt her ex, Mulamwah, claiming she had found better than he had, claiming she had upgraded get all it was was a pump and dump. Sad!

5. Maureen Waititu and her phantom lover

Tbt: Maureen Waititu on vacation with new bae

We decided to save the saddest for last. And truly has was the saddest. After she ended things with her baby daddy, Frankie Just Gym It, she flew to the complete other end of the world and faked selfies. A lot of feminists bought into the hype and to this day refused to acknowledge that they were duped.


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Mammito is smart to insist on not getting pregnant before she gets married

Mammito was recently interviewed and she said she has no intention of carrying before she’s married and I have to applaud her for that. Of course this nugget of wisdom was lost with all the other hogwash about how old she really is but that is because we usually focus on fluff.

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You see, she is no fool. She is aware of just how terrible single motherhood is. And perhaps she learnt this by watching members of her family go through it or perhaps it has been from watching the struggles of her friends or her celebrity peers.

Brown skin girl Mammito looking like a goddess

Lets actually dive into why I think Mammito is smarter than a lot of her peers by choosing not to have children before she’s married. Let’s start by looking at what science teaches us:

Akothee is proof enough why men should steer clear of single mothers

The statistics she has clearly acquainted herself with about single mother households that are very damning claim that the main issue is the children raised in such households come out with every imaginable disadvantage.

Mammito serving body goals

Harbour report about the children of single mother households:

Carol Sonnie’s revelation that single motherhood is tough is hilarious!

90% of welfare recipients are single mothers
70% of gang members, high school dropouts, teen suicides, teen pregnancies, teenage drug abusers are from single-mother households
63% of national suicides are done by individuals who grew up in single-mother homes
90% or runaway children are from single-mother households are from single mother households
85% of children with behavioural disorders are from single-mother households
80% of rapists motivated by displaced anger grew up in single-mother homes
85% of imprisoned youth grew up in single-mother homes

Comedienne Mammito marks 28th birthday on style

And we can take a look at some of the celebrity single mothers who have all spoken out to cry about their situation being tough. Mammito has been watching, taking notes and learning.

Why Ms Morgan and other single mothers deserve no sympathy

We have Saumu Mbuvi, a single mother of two by as many men who exemplifies how difficult raising these children and then moving on with your own life would be tough even when money isn’t an issue. That’s why she was crying about not finding love.

Comedienne Mammito

The most recent example Mammito can look to is Carol Sonnie. There is a reason she keeps complaining about having to raise her daughter without Mulamwah’s input.

Ultimately, marriage is the best bet anyone can have for raising healthy, balanced children with real advantages at making it in life. And I am glad to see Mammito break the mould.

Eunice Mammito

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Carol Sonnie and Mulamwah are the perfect example of irresponsible parenting

Former lovers Carol Sonnie and Mulamwah are back in the headlines again. This is due to an interview the former granted Nicholas Kioko which touched on her parenting her daughter, Keilah and whether or not she denies her child’s father and family access to the infant.

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During the interview, she sought to set the record straight by addressing the accusation he has been levying against her of parental alienation and at this point I must take a step back and say that he did 1st start this poisonous discourse but I thought she had shown maturity by ignoring him. Seems I’d jumped that gun.

Carrol Sonnie with daughter, Keilah

Because Carol Sonnie took the first opportunity to talk to a large audience about their drama. She is literally adding crazy fuel to a stupid fire. Mulamwah is clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to dealing with emotional topics but this is something that they are both happily participating in.

Mulamwah vs Carol Sonnie: When weak men meet city girls

And all that comes to mind as I watch this situation continue to play itself out in the pig sty is how unfit they are to be parents. I cannot imagine what their daughter Keilah will be forced to experience when she becomes old enough to see this rubbish. Or when she joins a school and her schoolmates discover that her parents were fighting this brazenly on social media.

I have been consistently asking where the parents of both these two buffoons; Carol Sonnie and Mulamwah are. how can they be perfectly silent as they watch them engage in this nonsensical fight.

Carol Sonnie’s revelation that single motherhood is tough is hilarious!

Do they not have friends among celebrities who can pull them aside and try to help them steer clear of the drama? Don’t they have any real friends in their lives who can get them off their phones for an in-person meeting to discuss their issue or are we too believe they are just too ungovernable to try and assist?

And I hope to God that Mulamwah is not a reflection of the type of man out here in the world for my sisters to date. I hope he is an anomaly and most men are responsible and want to be proper fathers. And at the same time, I have to ensure I dodge the minefield that is a dating pool filled with bimbos like Carol Sonnie.

Why Mulamwah keeps simping for Carol Sonnie

They are incapable of seeing the bigger picture. They cannot set aside their differences in order to ensure they partner to raise their daughter in the most healthy possible way. They cannot be bothered to contemplate the long-term effects of their mutual harassment of each other will have on her psyche.

Mulamwah and ex, Carrol Sonnie

Carol Sonnie and her ex, Mulamwah are incapable of sacrificing their egos for the sake of their daughter so how are we to believe that they were ever prepared to raise the young girl? Maybe they should give her up for adoption so she can get the best chance at being raised to be balanced.

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Mulamwah vs Carol Sonnie: When weak men meet city girls

Mulamwah and Carol Sonnie have been the talk of the town following their very heated and public spat. That’s actually inaccurate. Mulamwah had a meltdown that resulted in him dishing out some rather scandalous information about his ex and the mother of his young daughter, Kayla.

I wish I left you to die” Mulamwah tells baby mama

The drama has been intense and though it has been sporadic, there is a lot going on underneath the surface that many miss out on simply because of how vile some of the accusations have been.

Mulamwah has accused Carol Sonnie of cheating on him while she has accused him of abandoning their daughter. He then later would fire back and accuse her of attempting to abort their love child and he even shared a photo of the blood clot he claims was the result of that decision.

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But recently, he has claimed that she is supporting herself through the donations of men such as Bishop Allan Kiuna’s close confidant; a Mubabaz. And this accusation and attack seemed to almost come out of nowhere but there is something he has been saying that we have been ignoring…

For starters, there was the very real and very visceral fear Mulawmah had that there was paternity fraud afoot. He had no idea that the child, Kayla was his daughter. His flesh and blood. And he wouldn’t be the only one who is suffering from this uncertainty as it is reported that up to 40% of Kenyan men are raising children that aren’t their own. And this is such a prevalent problem that the Kenyan government pathologist banned men from being the source of DNA material in the even of body identification.

Wild Reactions From Fans As Mulamwah Exposes His Baby Mama Carrol Sonie, Again! (Screenshot)

And while he has gone about dealing with the uncertainty horribly, the fact still remains that he has a right to know whether the child is truly his or not. And then there is his most recent complaint: he is estranged from Kayla because of Carol Sonnie’s actions and decisions. She is actively keeping their daughter away from not just him but his family too.

But there was a more insidious allegation he made; that their daughter might be exposed to abuse though he did not specify the nature of the abuse, I found it rather interesting that he made sure to make note of the gender of the child… Let that sink in.

Regardless of whether or not you agree with me that Mulamwah is a weak simp sandy beach who handled this entire fiasco poorly but we truly need to remember that there is no manual for life. So we cannot judge him for what he has had to endure.

Carrol Sonnie with daughter, Keilah

However, the entire nation seems to have turned against him. We are mocking him. We are laughing at a man who might actually be trying to be a part of his daughter’s life and trying to keep her safe. Perhaps that is because Mulamwah is a clown from the village who managed to find a lightskinned Nairobi City Girl.

When you think about it, you have to admit that this is what many a village boy thinks is a dream come true. Mulamwah comes to Kanairo and meets up with a City Girl. What he doesn’t realise is that she is for the streets. In his eyes, he has won himself a beautiful brown skin PYT (pretty young thing).

What he didn’t realise is that the lady was not meant for a long time but a fun one. Mulamwah was busy trying to make a wife out of a side chick. He should never have attempted to do anything other than have fun with Carol Sonnie and leave her for the next guy.

As a result, we are left with a mess of a situation.


Carol Sonnie’s revelation that single motherhood is tough is hilarious!

Carol Sonnie, the woman who has had a rather public relationship, fallout and reconciliation with comedian Mulamwah gave us a rather hilarious and obvious observation she only just woke up to: single motherhood is tough.

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Allow that to sink in. Here we have a celebrity who has just found out a rather simple fact that we all already knew without having to deal with. And it makes you wonder about whether or not she actually has any foresight at all.

The truth of the matter is that both parties involved in their little kerfuffle, that is to say, both Mulamwah and carol Sonnie are idiots of the highest calibre. I am making this assertion because they do not seem to be thinking about the well-being of their daughter.

Open letter response to Kamene Goro’s question on single mothers

On the one hand, he seems to be dangling his involvement in her life as a father in exchange for them to get back together. He is a simp who is leveraging the fact that he is more financially secure than she is to weasel his way back into her life. That is nothing short of slimey manipulation.

And on the other hand, Carol Sonnie doesn’t seem to know what she wants nor have any idea of how she is going to provide for her daughter outside of getting handouts and pity. That is why when she first started experiencing hardships, she ran to the media to cry about how tough her life is as if we were involved with either her or the man she allegedly cheated on Mulamwah with.

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So in the next few years, we will be periodically inundated with guilt trips meant to make us help. She will take to social media to tell us of all the woes of being a single mother. It’s tough. Ofcourse it is. You’re expected to raise a human being on one income in a shithole nation like Kenya where poverty is the norm. Especially when you know that the father wants to get involved… Maybe she needs to also accept that she is dealing with a slimy simp and start playing the game to win rather than participating in the Victim Olympics.

And the statistics she should acquaint herself with statistics involving single mother households because they are very damning… If she is starting to complain now then things will only get tougher. But who am I to deliver such terrible news? A pragmatist, that’s who:

Pierra Makena is being disingenuous about single motherhood

According to a Safe Harbour report about the children of single mother households:

90% of welfare recipients are single mothers
70% of gang members, high school dropouts, teen suicides, teen pregnancies, teenage drug abusers are from single mother households
63% of national suicides are done by individuals who grew up in single-mother homes
90% or runaway children are from single-mother households are from single mother households
85% of children with behavioural disorders are from single-mother households
80% of rapists motivated by displaced anger grew up in single-mother homes
85% of imprisoned youth grew up in single-mother homes

Mulamwah with alleged baby mama, Carol Sonnie

All I can do now is tell Carol Sonnie that what she needs is to make herself a part of a commune that involves strong father figures. Perhaps her father can play that role. Perhaps it will be her uncles and brothers. But someone needs to step in to give her daughter guidance.

Or perhaps the solution would be for her to trap some foolish simp and have him raise her daughter. Even if that simp is Mulamwah but given she is still young and pretty, she should not have any problem getting another foolish man to simp along.

Carol Sonnie baby bump

She has to start thinking about the days ahead. The child is still but an infant and she’s already complaining? Things will only get more expensive and emotionally taxing from here on out. And if she wants Mulamwah involved but according to her own terms, she needs to go get a paternity test done and use the feminist networks on social media to pressure him once the results show that he’s the father -IF he is the father.

Eric picking on Mulamwah?

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Why Mulamwah keeps simping for Carol Sonnie

Mulamwah has been on the headlines for the past few weeks and it has nothing to do with his comedy although even the reason he’s been in the headlines is a tragic comedy of the messy sort. You see, he and his former beau, Carol Sonnie have ended their relationship. However, he is constantly talking about her and revealing a lot of information regarding the reason for their breakup.

What is peculiar is that though she has given interviews on the subject matter, he was only chatting a lot of nothing, threatening to expose everything that happened. He kept asking her to remain silent until he finally pulled the trigger and unleashed a barrage of information none of us could have seen coming.

Exes: Mulamwah and Carol Sonnie

Mulamwanh took to his social media and accused Carol Sonnie of cheating on him with a man whom he named, whose number he shared and then revealed where the man lived and where their trysts would allegedly happen. After that, he shared a photo of a blood clot that he claimed was an aborted zygote. He topped it all off by claiming the daughter she had said was his, Keilah, wasn’t.

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And now, as if he suffers from a split personality disorder, he expects us to forget everything he shared and simply agree to move forward with the knowledge that Keilah is his daughter. He is back to simping and begging Carol Sonnie to take him back and Kenyans are not only shocked but disgusted too at the levels he is willing to sink to in order to simp.

Mulamwah and ex, Carrol Sonnie

But why is he doing all this deranged nonsense? Well, for starters, there is the fact that he is clearly not of sound mind. At some point, while dealing with the fallout of the relationship, things took a toll on his mind and he has been operating in a fog of depression and cognitive dissonance. His mind cannot reconcile itself to the reality of the outcome and he is in denial.

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As a result, he cannot believe that Carol Sonnie actually cheated on him and their relationship ended. Mulwamwah has also not accepted the consequences of his actions. He cannot believe she would be insulted by everything he has done.

Mulamwah and ex, Carol Sonnie

Secondly, the reason why Mulamwah is simping is that he has convinced himself that Carol Sonnie is the best he can do. He does not see himself getting a better, more attractive woman. In his mind, she is the ultimate catch for him. While this was true when they first started dating, it isn’t the case anymore but he doesn’t things that way so it has become a self-fulfilling prophecy. He has put her on an altar to be worshipped by him and tearing her down from her godly perch is something he’s too weak to do.

Mulamwah Discloses Ex-Girlfriend Carol Terminated First Pregnancy, It Wasn’t A Miscarriage (Screenshot)

Third, he has bought into the nonsense notion of a “soulmate”. If you were to talk to Mulamwah, the reason he is clinging to the corpse of his relationship is that he is convinced his ex is the one and only true love of his life. According to him, they are meant to be together as it was written in the stars. Such foolish notions have no place in the mind of a man. That weak simp nonsense is for foolish men alone to imbibe. Life doesn’t allow men to keep their heads in the clouds snorting unicorn farts and dream dust.

Finally, I do not think the comic has a father in his life. How else can you explain away this display of sheer weakness? His father would have slapped some sense into him and told him to move on. This relationship is a decayed corpse. Even if they can revive it, it would only be a zombie of what was. Sometimes having dignity is knowing when to walk away and not trying to salvage the spilt milk.

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Waiting to exhale: Why we should all support Mulamwah finally speaking out

Mulamwah had a rather uncharacteristic outburst on social media that caught many flat-footed. He shared some scandalous information about his relationship with Carol Sonnie and the circumstances surrounding their breakup and the internets were outraged.

“Aki kevo wewe” Mulamwah exposes identity of Carrol Sonnie’s lover, man she allegedly cheated on him with

Perhaps it was because of the nature of the content which included a supposedly aborted zygote or perhaps it was because he went as far as doxxing the man she was cheating on him with and also hinted (not so subtely either) at an STI. Or perhaps it was because a lot of netizens found this outburst to be very masculine.

Latest dad in town, Mulamwah

Whatever your take on the matter, one thing that’s true is that he is clearly not wrong for sharing the story because it is also his story to tell. Besides that, Mulamwah had warned Carol Sonnie to stop milking the story of their breakup and dragging his name through the mud. She has been going from interview to interview and also sharing too much information on her social media accounts despite his warnings.

Mulamwah Discloses Ex-Girlfriend Carol Terminated First Pregnancy, It Wasn’t A Miscarriage (Screenshot)

What shocks me (and this is a tangential side note) is the number of men willing to white-knight and jump on their swords for the wayward woman in question. It was so disgusting to see how many people were willing to crucify the comedian over his revelation of his perspective of the breakup. Kenya truly is a simp nation.

Mulamwah’s baby bump shoot

But what we witnessed was a man who was frustrated to his limits and the dam burst. Nah, really, the hurt and betrayal that Mulamwah has been subjected to and the subsequent humiliation was too much for any man to bear. And the previous day, she came out with some vapid advice that painted the guy as a violent partner so ofcourse he would snap and finally tell his side of the story and many were shocked that he was calculated enough to come with receipts.

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Imagine (if you would) being cheated on, your partner conceiving from that tryst -meaning she didn’t use protection- then her continuously gaslighting you and claiming you were violent. Imagine the uncertainty that comes with the later birth of your alleged child… I mean, even if a paternity test confirms you as the father, you would still forever be disgusted with the fact that this Jezebel was the vessel that blessed you with a daughter wouldn’t you?

Mulamwah’s girlfriend flaunts post baby body curves

Ladies, if Mulamwah was replaced y your brother or your son, you would advise him to do what? To leave right? That is if you aren’t one of these toxic feminists who would sacrifice their own sons at the altar of their false god of equality (read misandrist).

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This man has finally shared with the world his own inner thoughts and take on the whole affair. And to be honest, I do not think it will damage Carol Sonnie’s standing as an influencer because Nairobi ladies are just scummy enough to prop her up and claim her to be the victim of cyber bullying. Yet this man has had his entire mental wellbeing beated ragged, beaten black and blue by the one person he thought would at the bare minimum, be forever grateful to him for putting her onto the platform that is celebrityhood.

And that is why I support Mulamwah finally getting to tell his story. He has been waiting to exhale for so long, I am sure his lungs are truly happy for the breath of fresh air. Now that he has had his say, he needs to receed back into the silence and let the chips lie where they fall.

It’s time Mulamwah maintained sharap about Carol Sonnie

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It’s time Mulamwah maintained sharap about Carol Sonnie

Just as the headline reads, Mulamwah needs to start exercising silence and restraint when it comes to his dealings with Carol Sonnie. We get it, he is a man who claims he was betrayed and as such, he is out for revenge but at this point in time, the more he speaks out, the more he comes off as a weak man -or I should say, weaker man.

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You see, he has been talking about and telling all regarding his relationship and the breakup thereafter that he claims was caused by Carol Muthoni’s infidelity and that song is now worn out. He has accomplished what he wanted to; cleaning himself of the entire abortive love affair but now he is taking things too far.

Exes: Mulamwah and Carol Sonnie

As such, any sympathy people might feel for the comedian and nurse are now being frayed by his constant whining and bitching. He wanted the world to know he believed his ex was a cheat. Congratulations, mission accomplished. He wanted us all to understand why he was not as active in the life of the daughter she claims is his. Congratulations, mission accomplished.

Mulamwah’s Millions

That now raises the question of what more he could possibly want. He needs to leave this matter to rest because of two reasons: the first being that he cannot out victim a woman and the second that it will damage his brand because the advertising world is not going to forgive him for going after a woman -femme uber allez.

Mulamwah with baby mama, Carol Sonnie

To explore the first issue I spoke of previously, Carol has been running to the media and playing the victim. I mean, if what he says is true and she was unfaithful to him, she is painting herself as being the opposite: a wounded single mother who was spurned by a jealous and controlling man. That is the image of herself that she cast while on her interview at Radio Jambo with Japanni Massawe. And it was so effective that when she was done, she received a full medical cover courtesy of Dr Ofweneke and whichever insurance company he has a contract with.

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Meanwhile, no one has risen up to offer our comedic nurse any assistance. No one has come forward to offer to pay for him to get therapy, no one has offered to come and mentor him, no one has offered him any sort of medical coverage. That is very telling. I mean, one would expect Dr Ofweneke who was cheated on by his ex, Nicah the Queen, to be on Mulamwah’s side but he is a simp in a very female-centric society (Kenya is exactly that) and as a result, he has thumbed Mulamwah’s nose.

The real reason however why this is a terrible idea is that he is a brand that doubtless wants to cash in on his brand. That means he has to be in the good graces of the feminists who run the advertising industry. And make no mistake about it, they are very powerful and we saw an example of just how powerful they are when they successfully cancelled Shaffie Weru, Dj Joe Mfalme and Neville.

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But if he knows he is not under their thumb and he has no intention of prostituting his brand to the highest bidder then by all means, let him continue making as many yelps as his lungs can support.

Also, it is just time for him to move on. He is in a new relationship and it cannot be doing him nor his partner any good for him to constantly be chatting mad about his ex. He should be putting all his effort into making that relationship work. It all boils down to prioritization.

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Why no serious man would date Carol Sonnie right now

Carol Sonnie is back in the dating field and from the look of things, she has already landed herself a man who is eager to please and impress her. She even shared a photo of a date they had gone on this past weekend.

Carrol Sonnie hints she’s found new love months after ugly split with Mulamwah

But I have to pause and ask just what type of man would take her seriously especially in the aftermath of her fallout with Mulamwah because he has revealed a lot of things that any sensible man would stop and ponder, more so a top tier man.

Exes: Mulamwah and Carol Sonnie

You see, Carol Sonnie and her former lover had a major fallout that was centred around the paternity of their child and the allegations that she had been unfaithful to him while she was with him. These are’t the sort of things any sensible man would take lightly because as my mentor often tells me, a man should be as concerned about a woman’s past as women are about a man’s future.

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And as such, the number of men she has ben with and the quality of her past relationships (when that information is available) is very important for any man to consider because nothing willwarn him of what to expect quite like patterns and history establishes patterns.

So Carol Sonnie has managed to land herself a simp -and he is truly a simp -unless he is the real father of her child- and she is flaunting him without realising that the rest of us are just seeing a goofy man. We aren’t envious of him, if anything, we are just laughing at him and wondering when his time will be up and how badly that relationship will end. Will it implode or explode?!

Carol Sonnie refutes denying Mulamwah access to daughter says – ‘he last visited when she was 2 months old’

Think about it. This man is willing to play step daddy? I mean, sure, there are many men willing to play this role but most of them either cannot get the type of women they desire or are misfits who are going to victimised the children… Yeah, I said it. And evolutionary psychology backs up what I have said. Or you could just decide to ignore this very well studied phenomena at your peril and that of your children.

Or perhaps it is the idea of being with a woman who has exhibited very poor impulse control: Muylamwah had stated that he and Carol Sonnie started having issues because she wanted him to splurge of her and that was not something he was capable of doing. Or maybe it is down to the fact that she is an alleged cheat… Who stepped out on her relationship without using protection.

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Whomever this simp is, he is nothing we haven’t seen in Kenyan men. Afterall, she is still a very attractive young mother who can be a fun time for any moan willing to take his turn but if you or any of your brothers want to take her seriously, then you’re a fool.

She needs to take the time and do the required work in order to heal. She cannot just jump right back onto the saddle with her trauma and injuries (a lot of which she caused herself with her recklessness) and think things will get better with a different man. She is the greater common denominator in her failed relationship so the monkey is still on her back. She needs to get better and take the time to vet her suitors. If not, Carol Sonnie will become the latest toy men in Nairobi with a fetish for celebrities play around with and then dump and that didn’t go too well for Betty Kyallo so why would it play out any differently for her?

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The baby question: Quick math betrays Mulamwah and Sonnie’s breakup

Yo! I was just having a chat with my mentor’s buddy and he pointed out something rather interesting about Mulamwah and Sonnie’s break up and it is the fact that when you do some quick math, you just might find out why the celebrity couple decided to go their separate ways: the child was not his!

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The two had been a model couple, constantly blasting their photos and videos on social media of the pair of them showing and celebrating their love. It was interesting to see as they formed a single, cohesive unit focused on the future.

Mulamwah and ex, Carrol Sonnie

Join me in doing the math. We can start right at the point at which they ended things. What is clear for all to see is the fact that Sonnie was dumped by Mulamwah. The reason was not clear though it seemed to have been a decision that he had come to over a period of time given how quickly things seemed to have unfolded for us, the audience.

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Then there is the fact that since the couple “decided” to part ways, Sonnie has been referring to her daughter as hers rather than as the couples… She doesn’t hint at Mulamwah having a role to play in the raising of the child.

“I tried but it seems it couldn’t work, I did what I could but haikuwezekana. I asked him for forgiveness… he said it was ok then all over a sudden he changed his mind. I tried my part. The baby is mine, I will cater for her. Not moving on anytime soon, I am focusing on myself and the baby.”

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And when she discussed the breakup, she did so almost exclusively to discuss the rumours people have been peddling that the child is not Mulamwah’s. Ask yourself why she would open her mouth to discuss this particular topic… Why not say, for instance, that Mulamwah did not cheat on her with his current partner? Why not say, for instance, that Mulamwah is not a deadbeat father?!

Mulamwah’s baby bump shoot

Hmm… And as if right on cue, Mulamwah has finally broken his peace about the relationship and he has revealed that he has indeed decided to hold his tongue because he is privy to information that could “ruin” her. I know, I know, hella dramatic but you can see he is still not entirely over the breakup.

“Everyone asks this I choose not to speak, because if I speak, I may destroy her life forever. Affecting the little one too. Men keep quiet to protect a lot of things. Laying out her linen in the public to clear my name will worsen the worst already.”

“If I speak I’ll ruin her life forever” Mulamwah on breakup with baby mama, Carol Sonnie

Not once has he referred to the child as his daughter. He is divorcing himself from the “little one” by referring to her as an entity removed from himself. And this is a man who is clearly hurting. He is speaking in a manner men often do when they merely want to signal betrayal from their partner rather than actually confront the notion.

And all this is before we begin to do the math: calculating the period between which they were split up and when the couple announced Sonnie’s pregnancy. Something my friend pointed out was that by the time she was announcing her bundle of joy on April 10th this year, the couple revealed that Sonnie was 17 weeks pregnant.

So were they sleeping together while they were in the murky waters of their first breakup? Or did Sonnie meet some dapper young man who managed to enjoy a night in her Migingo while she was still raw from the split with Mulamwah?

Till will tell whether or not I am right in my assumptions of the couple and the real reason behind their split but if indeed I am right that Mulamwah rejected the idea of raising Sonnie’s lovechild, then he has my full respect. He has been a simp in recent months but on this one he has redeemed himself. But… All this is mere speculation on my part.

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