5 Kenyan celebrities who faked their relationships pathetically

For some reason, Kenyan celebrities seem to believe that being in a relationship is a badge of honour. Those that are in relationships flaunt them and those that aren’t fake the funk.

As a result, we have seen a lot of Kenyan celebrities pull pretend relationships as publicity stunts when they’re about to drop a project. The trick is old and the trick is worn out yet they still persist in trying to fool our intellect.

And some of the more egregious pretend relationships, you know, the celebs who form the unlikeliest of pairs; relationships that lasted all of two minutes, and lies that we saw right through, include the following bozos:

1. Jovial and Willy Paul

These two full absolutely no one. I mean right from when willy Paul started posting fake social media posts talking about wanting to get with her, right up to the poor pretended to have fallen for his wily ways, absolutely no one was buying those wolf tickets.
It was all a scam and a crappy one at that!


2. Stevo simple boy and his fake love

We all wanted for Stevo to have found oh so badly! The perfect story he had been dumped by his ex who was constantly harassing him on social media and he had rebounded with a certified hottie. Sadly it was all hype for a song.

3. Maxwell Mwamburi and his sugar daddy

Did anyone really fall for this LGBTQ fake love? Or more importantly other than Edgar Obare, did anyone care? He was making money from this content and to the rest of us it was an interesting peculiarity for all of three seconds.

4. Carol Sonnie and her fake mystery man

She had a fling or a situationship, and prayed to her gods that it would turn into something more. She wanted to hurt her ex, Mulamwah, claiming she had found better than he had, claiming she had upgraded get all it was was a pump and dump. Sad!

5. Maureen Waititu and her phantom lover

Tbt: Maureen Waititu on vacation with new bae

We decided to save the saddest for last. And truly has was the saddest. After she ended things with her baby daddy, Frankie Just Gym It, she flew to the complete other end of the world and faked selfies. A lot of feminists bought into the hype and to this day refused to acknowledge that they were duped.


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Why Jovial and women like her prefer having male friends

Jovial has come out for some reason to explain to the country and her fans that she only has male friends. And this is actually a red flag for anyone who is curious about the topic of why their girlfriends claim this as a flex.

Jovial Explains Why She Prefers Having Male Friends Than Female (Screenshot)

I am referring to the girls who say that they find other women to be a drag on them for a myriad of reasons including the fact that women are catty and rather petty to each other.

Jovial turns down Willy Paul’s relationship request

Jovial probably thought she had done the most when it comes to this flex. She thought she’d ate it up but in truth, she was just saying a lot of nonsense that let us understand more about her than anything else.

Willy Paul and Jovial: no one is buying their publicity stunt

You see, there is a reason why men and women (members of the opposite genders) cannot be genuine friends. And that is down to the truth of the matter that one (more often than not the men) will attempt to sleep with their friends and being in the friendzone is the only option available to them.

Jovial is friends with a lot of men? Well, that is because she is aware she has power over them due to their desire for her. She knows she can use their lust to her advantage by leveraging it to get them to do favours and be her white knights. And make no mistake about it, most men (if not all) who are friends with women are an insidious grouping of men who are trying to virtue signal and finesse their way into sleeping with women.

“Give me one night & you’ll be begging for more” Creepy Willy Pozee promises Jovial despite rejection

Add to this the fact that male and female friends are rarely ever about an equal exchange. You never hear of women taking their male friends out on friend dates. Friendships between men and women rarely have any real-world benefit for men because you do not see the men for instance being able to borrow money from their female friends when they are hard up or being able to call them for help when they are stranded. Instead, all the women in such situations do is take and take.


Being in a friendship with a woman (for a man) is him essentially agreeing to give her the benefits of her having a boyfriend without him ever reaping the rewards (sex). And Jovial knows it. On the rare occasions where a man is the one who friend-zoned a woman, we get the famous “friends with benefits scenario” where a woman has sex with a man without reaping the rewards that come from being in a relationship. And that’s why women like Jovial start complaining that they felt used by certain men and especially certain male friends.

When women cannot stand other women, it is them telling us that they are manipulative and selfish and because other women have no reason to tolerate them (the question of lust is non-existent) so they simply don’t. When men make similar excuses, it is because they are weak men who never learnt to take the accountability and competition that male friendships come with or they are simps who are trying to achieve their biological imperative by any means necessary.

Check out Jovial has a new tune 'Gubu'

And if Jovial thinks this nonsense she said makes any sense then she needs to tell us who her mother’s male best friend is.

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Check out Jovial has a new tune ‘Gubu’

Jovial is back with a new hit that am sure will blow off your mind dubbed Gubu.  The lass has been on a break for sometime now and her comeback is worth it.

As her name Jovial suggests, the sing is all jovial and one of a kind. I mean that the reception is so good and she has her fans applauding her.

Gubu is all about  an ungrateful person

Gubu is a Swahili word that means an ungrateful person. She writes to describe a man who doesn’t seem to see, appreciate or value the greatness in her.

Check out Jovial has a new tune 'Gubu'

To start with, we must acknowledge that Gubu is well scripted. It is one  hit that Jovial has given her best and her investment.

Also, as the song is talking about one not been appreciated, it is also time to recall that the lass at one time had ties with Kenyan lover boy Otile Brown.

Although Jovial is known to use curse words and half naked videos, in Gubu things are different. Gubu shows signs of an all grown up Jovial.

Also, going by the comments on YouTube, it is clear that many like this hit as it is a clean copy.  Further into the song, Jovial has brought out the typical girl she is describing.

Check out Jovial has a new tune 'Gubu'

Lets look at things in the real world, it is thus right to say this song is relevant toady and maybe in future too.

In addition, the delivery of the video is a 100% lit. She has done it in a very creative way as compared to her previous work.

To add on, the audio is also worth it. Come to think of a song you are struggling to get the words clearly. Well in this Gubu by Jovial you do not have to as it is all clear from the start to the end.

In conclusion, Jovial gets a rating of 6/10 in Gubu.