Jalas recently during a red carpet interview revealed that his former co-host Kamene Goro will be back on the radio after a short hiatus ever since she parted company with her former employer KISS 100.
This will be great news for the former radio personality who sends her departure from the airwaves has simply been partying and hyping up bars and restaurants.
Although he has remained mum on the question of which registration she will adopt as a new home, it is safe to say that wherever Kamene Goro lands will be that much richer with talent.
We look forward to seeing where she will earn as her journey on radio continue shattered heart NRG radio before being pushed in a rather spectacular fashion along with her coworkers and produces when KISS 100 came calling for her services.
She left for the morning show alongside controversial podcaster and YouTuber Andrew Kibe, Xtiandela her producer and Diallo. Kamene Goro however, outlasted everyone she was put with before she too was shown the door when she and the company failed to come to terms as they were renegotiating the contract.
When all is said and done it is clearly a solid plan to get yourself and networking heavy-hitters like Jalango who seems to have pull some strings to get his friend a job.
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Kamene Goro is surely regretting the fact that she lost her job at kiss 100 is because she has found out that the grass isn’t always greener on the other side.
For those of you not in no it is rumoured that she lost her job because of frequent absenteeism as well as a drop-in rating. She has since denied both allegations but they persist.
It is reported that during her stint on kiss 100, she was earning about 600,000/- and there is no amount to laugh at especially as Kenya is currently going through some crazy, tough economic times. Kamene Goro was doing it big.
Yet when it was announced that she was parting company with the radio station, and claimed she was unfazed as she knew she was moving on to a brighter chapter of her life. Unfortunately, that is not the case.
Kamene Goro only seems to still have the advertising and endorsement deals she got while she was at KISS 100 which include a cryptocurrency wallet company that is currently embattled. Aside from this, she has only managed to get a few gigs here and there hyping up events at bars and clubs.
A quick look at her social media pages confirms this to be true and one has to wonder whether she feels like she made the right decision to jeopardize her job for the sake of partying.
Her fiance should have warned her or at least held her accountable and made her see sense. Sad to say that from looking in from the outside what we see at to blindfold with one leading the other and Kamene Goro has suffered for this.
Enough time has lapsed since Kamene Goro left her job at Kiss100 “mutual consent” so we can as well talk about the most powerful lesson we should all learn from her predicament as it is something that will save many young professionals even as they climb the corporate ladder.
When she was interviewed one of the things that was not addressed was whether or not it was true that part of her issues with the management at Radio Africa was down to the fact that she would constantly be absent claiming illness only for her to be seen to have been at an event via her own social media account.
Kamene Goro flaunting ring
To understand why this would be an issue for Kamene Goro, one has to understand that beyond have been a radio personality she was also an influencer. And as part of her hustles she would often promote parties on her page. So whenever she would claim to be sick and her managers with see that she was at an event perhaps in Nakuru or Naivasha or Mombasa conflict would arise.
So essentially what happened was that she chose to prioritise her side hustles over the job that truly gave her and afforded and her lifestyle and fame.
Ms Kamene Goro
And the lesson everyone can learn from Kamene Goro is to prioritise. You cannot use to “chase the bag” by focusing on your side hustles when what you should really be focusing on is your job. In essence, what she did was to neglect her source of income for the gigs that were meant to finance the luxuries she enjoys.
And this is truly a challenge for young people who are in the entertainment industry because not only is your job considered fun but the side hustles that are open to them are often just as entertaining if not more; it’s like being paid to party.
Kamene Goror-IG
But ultimately I will use some advice that applies to me and my bros which is; never focus on the side missions at the expense of the main quest patient.
Kamene Goro has served her last day as a presenter on Kiss100. What comes next for her? Which roads are open to her for her to take? Let’s take a quick Gander at the crossroads she currently finds herself at.
For starters there’s the obvious option of her searching out another job with another radio station. Safest option even though it would probably come with a pay cut but she’s already a brand Who boasts an Instagram following of 1.3 m and any radio station would be eager to take advantage of her assumed audience.
Kamene Goro
Another option Kamene Goro could look into that would also be a no-brainer would be podcasting. She could very easily transition from being on radio, buy some equipment and create a space for her to interact with her fans directly without any censorship or oversight.
If she was slimmer I would even argue she could go the onlyfans route. Celebrities have made it such that it’s no longer are stigmatized as it used to be and they have shown that there is a Hunger for such content given that she’s a celebrity she wouldn’t even have to go the full nine yards with regard to nudity. But this is heavily dependent upon how morality and personal ethos.
Kamene Goro with her fiance, DJ Bonez
Another option she has that not many people are aware of is going into her family business. A very wealthy family with a very lucrative business which I am sure would be willing to accommodate and absorb her. Kamene Goro could always fall back on this option and I think she knows it’s a safety net and that would explain why one of the complaints raised by the management at Radio Africa is that she was a truant at work.
The final option I can see open to her would be for her to go there out. Dating her fiance DJ Bones, for two years now and seeing as she is 30 years old and overweight this raises the question of geriatric pregnancy. I am not pretending to be a gynaecologist but this fertility issue is one that is common Sense and information on it is easily available. How many goals should probably begin to look into going the family right if that is truly something her heart is set on becoming; a wife and mother in that order.
Kamene Goro showing off
It said that when one door closes another opens so she shouldn’t be too down on herself because even though it’s humiliating the manner in which kISS 100 hours conducted itself with regards to publicizing her situation with the company, she still has options open to her all of which will take dedication and hard work but given the level of her cloud she could probably hit the ground running and make her doubt is in the company regret letting her go.
Well it’s been made rather clear that KISS 100 is doing away with Kamene Goro. Not only was it “leaked” that she will be leaving the station at the end of the month of January, but her replacement to Sheila Kwamboka was announced.
When she was reached out to for a comment she admitted that leaving is indeed a difficult task for her in fact for anyone. But that is not the end of the line for the radio personality.
Kamene Goro
I can all remember that when Kamene Goro first joined Kiss 100 so alongside Andrew Kibe and Xtiandela and they were touted as the greatest cool in radio history. They had been poached from an upstart rival radio station NRG and the media landscape was shook.
However, in due time they all exited the station one by one and she was the last holdout but it seems the company has decided not to renew her contract. But given her profile on social media she shouldn’t even be shock instead what she should be worrying about is how to transition properly.
Kamene Goro
She already has her gigs as a party influencer but the sad reality is that these will soon evaporate as they were dependent on her visibility on the radio station. What Kamene Goro can however transition into that would be a natural fit would be something like podcasting.
It will be a lot of hard work to establish yourself but given some time she’s bound to make an impact. Another alternative would be for her to simply remain a social media influencer. She could go the lifestyle route like the Bahati’s.
Kamene Goro flaunting ring
However, I do think the more likely route will see her take within the next six months is for her to get married to her longtime boyfriend. For the longest time Kamene Goro has been talking about her relationship and how she expected to go the full nine yards.
I expect that within 6 months they will either be announcing their marriage or they will have broken up as she no longer has time to waste and she now has an abundance of free time. Time will tell whether I was right or wrong.
I said the next logical step because even though this is a move only a fool would deign to do, he clearly announced their engagement and rushed to meet her parents because they knew they were expecting a baby.
Kamene Goro
But back to the lecture at hand; Kamene Goro is ecstatic about seeing a former trollop get set into the family way because this gives other city girl such as her and the various feminist hope that they too will meet their Prince Charming.
But they don’t seem to understand is the fact that this is an outlier incident in which a simp has met a rumoured former Scarlet lady, who is still attractive, and even though her previous relationships were all dumpster fires, he decided to get down on one knee and make an honest woman of her.
Rapudo proposes to Amber Ray
Kamene Goro sees herself in this situation. The projection is not born of a similarity in circumstances dealing with rumoured heaux activities, but rather in the mirroring of circumstances regarding failed marriages, obscenely high body count as well as a longing for the fairy tale ending.
A lot of women are projecting onto Amber’s situation because they too are praying for miraculous happy ending. Because conventional Wisdom tells you that no self-respecting or a man of high value would ever look at a woman such as Amber and see a wife in her.
Amber Ray
Kamene Goro is wishing upon a shooting star that if this particular trollop can have a happy ending then perhaps she to will. This is also proof of an age-old: Starting a family is part of the metric of success with which women used to gauge their lives and though “girl bosses” and feminists would argue otherwise there is a sense of contentment borne of this fact.
Eric Omondi has earned the ire of the entire entertainment fraternity with Bien, Khaligraph and Kamene Goro being the most vocal about their displeasure and outright contempt for his opinions on what ails the Kenyan entertainment scene.
And some of the words being thrown about seem to indicate that the trio think the comedian washed up and washed out. That’s right, a lot of celebrities are claiming the former Churchill Ndambuki protege a faded star clinging to the spotlight.
Eric Omondi cross dressing
But do they have a point? Is Eric Omondi truly washed out? I would argue that he’s not. Whether or not you like him and his brand of comedy and whether or not you like his opinions on what ails the Kenyan entertainment scene -and most celebs don’t- Eric Omondi is anything but washed up.
You see, in order to determine whether or not a comedian is washed up, we need to look at their last pieces of work and performances. This isn’t about whether or not you find his body of work hilarious because humour is subjective.
Eric Omondi has been working! He has been touring the globe performing with his most recent performance being in Uganda and before that, he was invited to Egypt and before that, the Gulf region. So he clearly has his fans and they are giving him work.
What about the content he put out? The last one that comes to mind was his dating show which was the talk of the entire country back in 2021. Let that sink in, whether or not you remember it’s name (it was called Wife Material by the way), you cannot pretend not to remember that he had a very interesting and controversial dating show.
So, as you can see, you cannot deny Eric Omondi’s success. You cannot deny that he still has clout and relevance. Sure, he does get up to doing some rather immature publicity stunts but regardless of all that, he is truly a popular comedian.
It is also worth noting that most of his detractors cannot attack the points he is making hence their decision to make their arguments about his relevance.
Eric Omondi
Fo once we are going to emerge from an article with an answer, is he washed up? No. Definitely not. If anything Eric Omondi might shock many by having his career outlast those of some of his detractors. Or at least his legacy… How? Well, should the bill he is pushing to have Kenyan media houses mandated to play 75% Kenyan content, he will have gone down not only in the Hansards of Parliament but also in Kenyan history.
Eric Omondi has been on a warpath with several celebrities after he called them out for not being exciting -basically not participating or creating publicity stunts.
Besides this, he’s been crying and complaining about the fact that many foreign artists (read Nigerian) have been given opportunities to perform in Kenya when our own artists aren’t afforded the same opportunities.
Eric Omondi cross dressing
Eric Omondi has gone as far as to claim he has sponsored a bill to be tabled in parliament that seeks to address this issue which would be very interesting to see debated.
Well, what is wrong with all this jazz? It would appear his intentions are positive and he is trying to do the right thing that will eventually benefit Kenyan artists in Kenya. So why is everyone clamouring for his head?
Well, it all boils down to the question of “HOW?” he has gone about it. Because you see, rather than build consensus with other celebrities and artists, he has taken to antagonising them.
Sadly, this is the wrong approach. I say that because he is simply making a mockery of his attempts and as a result, rather than us discussing the merit of what Eric Omondi is trying to push, we are discussing his idiotic feud with Bien, his idiotic feud with Khaligraph Jones aswell as his idiotic feud with Kamene Goro.
Eric Omondi and Ms P
And don’t get me wrong, all parties involved are idiots. They are incapable of putting their trivial issues to the side and discussing the merits or demerits of what the comedian is saying without things devolving into personal attacks and side issues.
Eric Omondi has a point, Kenyans aren’t fully invested in supporting their own artists. That is why Ruger can attract 10,000 revellers while Nyashinski could only manage about 2,500. But Nyashinski, Sauti Sol, Khaligraph Jones and a few other acts who not only have a grassroots following but also corporate support AND IT’S STILL NOT ENOUGH.
And that is before we even consider the question of whether or not our artists would get corporate support to host a concert in Nigeria. Think Lagos, let alone Enugu.
Eric Omondi has a point but he is not a leader. He is not the type of personality people would follow. Why? Because he is too invested in making this push, this movement he is struggling to gain momentum for because he wants to make this a cult of personality. He wants people to worship him or give him some sort of blind loyalty and adoration.
Eric Omondi
He has started a conversation, he should be willing to take a step back and allow other parties to be the face of the push while he steers the conversation from the back room. That would allow even those celebs who have an axe to grind with him to be part of this push.
Kamene Goro and DJ Bones have reportedly gotten married and we are happy for the couple. We join all their fans and family and friends in wishing them a long, loving marriage. But…
The truth is, they will have a lot of pressure on their heads. This has already begun to present itself in the form of scrutiny. You see, Edgar Obare has already begun to unearth certain unsavoury details about their engagement (it has since emerged that they didn’t actually get married) chief of which is the allegation he might be performing bigamy.
Kamene Goro flaunting ring
That means DJ Bones already has a wife and two children by her. Then there is the fact that Kamene Goro has positioned herself as the elder sister of every entitled Nairobi girl.
Because she is the official spokeswoman for Baby Gurl™ and we will all be looking to see whether she actually dispenses advice based on what she would herself do or whether it is all just cheap radio fodder. Does she actually intend to be an entitled married woman or does she simply say what sounds good whether or not it can cause real-world damage?
Kamene Goro
Then there is the fact that she herself is someone who needs to be guided and helped so she doesn’t poison the union. What do I mean? Well, simply put, she needs counselling/ therapy.
Kamene Goro was married and that marriage failed. Why did it fail? We don’t really know because we have only ever truly heard her side of things and she doesn’t once fess up to how she contributed to her abortive marriage. If DJ Bones isn’t a simp, he needs to call her out on this fact and then demand that she goes for individual counselling before she then joins him for couple’s counselling.
She has her foot in through the door now that she’s engaged. Kamene Goro has managed a feat I for one never thought I would ever see her accomplish -she managed to find the one man in all of Kenya who is willing to marry her and make an honest woman out of her but now it is her behaviour that will see her follow through to the wedded bliss part of it.
Kamene Goro feeling lonely
But there is a lot of work to be done. And most of it is on her side of the court. Kamene Goro needs to put in the work if she doesn’t want to eventually end up as a warning we use for other women.
Kamene Goro is back to dolling out horrible, deleterious advice like lollipops. And we really do need to start holding these celebrities accountable for what they peddle under the guise of advice.
She either takes to her social media accounts or does so during her breakfast show where she has a segment that involves her giving “baby gurl” some BS advice that is bound to lead any young lady listening to her astray and I am here to explain exactly what I mean.
Kamene Goro
“Baby girl I want you to get into the habit of picking YOU and as opposed to doing what you are supposed to do, how about doing what YOU want to do. “
This is horrible advice as it teaches Kamene Goro her fans that accountability and consequences aren’t something to factor into your decisions. The idea of “picking you” flies in the face of delayed gratification and making sacrifices. A more sound piece of advice is that “baby gurl” should learn to weigh her decisions carefully.
Kamene Goror-IG
This whole do what you want to do is the type of advice that has saddled an entire generation with crazy consumer debt and useless degrees. It has made a generation of people completely solipsistic and unable to think rationally.
Babe By Kamene: “There’s no SI unit for beauty. There’s no perfect body. You are perfect just the way you are and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.”
How about us taking this conversation to the realm of science and facts? Being fat is not good for your health. And anyone who celebrates the fact that they are overweight or tries to make it a virtue signalling spectacle to show how little they understand the concept of “body positivity”.
Kamene Goro showing off
Kamene Goro is deceiving her audience into believing that anyone who highlights their health is a hater or is trying to denigrate them yet 2020 taught us that obesity is a killer. Yes it did because Covid is something that ravaged overweight populations.
Perhaps I am reading too deep into everything or perhaps I am just tired of hearing my sister spout nonsense that is championed by the celebrities she follows on social media. And we need to hold them accountable for the horrible advice they give.
Curvy babe, Kamene Goro
I will end this one on a note my mentor told me just today: Never take advice from someone whose life you do not envy.
And as I told my sister, a woman who has been bedded by over 27 men, a woman who was already divorced before the age of 30, a woman who cannot be honest with herself and her fans is not someone to idolize.
Kamene Goro has embarked on her weight loss journey and we are happy to witness it. This is a great thing for the radio personality and we are happy for her. She is finally taking her health and image seriously.
Perhaps she is being spurred on by the fact she has a new man and she wants to look great for him. Or perhaps she knows her DJ boyfriend gets a lot of female attention and that competition anxiety that has resulted from that knowledge is being harnessed positively.
Kamene Goro with ex-husband
Whatever her reasons, we are just happy to witness the transformation but we do have to call her out for lying to her fans for a number of years, perpetuating the beautiful at all sizes myth. That’s right people, Kamene Goro lied to you.
Her long-held belief that she was being body positive or whatever malarky she has been meditating on is not something she viscerally believes or holds as her own personal truth. And she shouldn’t because the truth is, obesity isn’t attractive and beauty actually serves a great purpose for not just individuals but the human race.
Kamene Goro won the genetic lottery in as far as body composition goes. She lacks any fat adiposity on her face. Regardless of how big she was when she was at her fattest, the weight never showed itself on her face.
And this is something that made her remain attractive to Kenyan men (who by the way are known for having low beauty standards). But the reason for this as I said earlier is because she was able to cheat the code thanks to her amazing genetics.
Kamene Goro opens up about her body size
Beauty is actually a biological marker for fertility, youth, health and great genes. When men look at women and deem them beautiful it is often with the underlying incentive to mate. So she managed to cheat the system thanks to her genes. She was obese but when you looked at her face alone, you couldn’t really tell.
And that person, Kamene Goro who has been given the blessing of such above-par genetics is busy lying to your sister and telling her to stay fat? Yet we both know your sister wears her weight poorly and is puffy-faced?! And as if that weren’t bad enough, the hypocrisy in it all is the fact that she is now actively working to get her weight under control.
Curvy babe, Kamene Goro
She literally sold a fake bill of goods that she herself doesn’t find value in because her actions now show she truly does understand that being body positive means taking care of your body by exercising.
Man, I don’t want to be the type of person who takes advice from celebrities like Kamene Goro!
Eric Omondi seems to have offended the entire entertainment industry. His recent statements complaining about the fact that Diamond Platnumz was invited to perform and endorse Azimio political candidate, Raila Odinga irked the same people he was trying to defend and motivate.
And two people he managed to offend were Kamene Goro and her co-host, Oga Obinna. To be fair, the comedian is about of a ditzy moron so it should come as no surprise that he won himself no friends when he blundered through the entire debate.
And as a result, Kamene Goro decided to go after him. To be fair, so did Oga Obinna but seeing as he isn’t as big a star as she is, I don’t see the point of making the headline fit his name. This is about Eric Omondi and the one radio personality.
But at this point, he needs to stop arguing with the radio personalities. For two main reasons, the first being that he gains nothing -unless he loves bad press. Afterall, they have an entire media team behind them but also because ultimately, he is arguing with a salaried person.
Eric Omondi
While being employed is a great thing, most employees do not understand what it means to run a business and Eric Omondi is a business. Every aspect of him is a business. And him arguing with people who do not have the same stress to make ends meet as he does is poor use of his time.
Kamene Goror-IG
Eric Omondi will not be able to change how Kamene Goro and Oga Obinna think and they will not be able to change his mind either. So why waste your time?
And all he is serving to do is alienate his own audience. And that is a problem because those are the people who truly get him paid, not pompous celebrities or his dimwitted and flatfooted approach to debating. And ultimately, a person whose only argument is “I have more money than you” is not the type of person you should waste your time on.
Kamene Goro is literally creating delusional and entitled young women with her truly vapid relationship advice that negates any form of self-accountability and responsibility when it comes to dating and I think it is high time we stop listening to her “baby girl” BS!
To begin with, there is the obvious fact that this is a woman who boasted about having 27 lovers under her belt like it was a badge of honour. She clearly does not take herself seriously or she doesn’t think she is worth a lot if she thinks being a free pass for 27 men makes her special in any understanding of the word. No really, promiscuity is often the symptom of an underlying issue with self-esteem stemming from neglectful parents or absentee fathers.
Kamene Goro with ex-husband
Let that sink in, a woman who has been run through by 27 men thinks she has anything to teach my younger sister about self-worth?! Nah, Kamene Goro is clearly full of it! And then there is the fact that she was already a divorcee before hitting the 30-year milestone. This honestly tells us she is not only a poor judge of character but doesn’t truly understand how commitment and relationships work. And that’s if we assume her ex-husband was the one with the issue.
Just let me paint the picture more clearly for you, a man got her while she was still at her youngest and brightest, weighed her on the scale of what would be his ideal wife and he found her wanting. That same woman came out to blame him for the failure of their relationship, not once taking any responsibility for the end of it and she’s now telling you why you are too special for your partner? No mama!
Kamene Goror-IG
And then there is the issue of her vapid, vacuous advice. Kamene Goro loves dolling out stupid drivel like,
“Baby girl, ringa yako yote. It is unnerving to see how available some ladies are to everything. Ladies, know your parameters. Be selfish with your time and space.”
Kenyan fine babe Kamene Goro
This is garbage advice. This is going to destroy an entire generation! Unaringia nani? Be selfish with your time while expecting the man to avail himself wholeheartedly is why Andrew Kibe’s message resonates with so many men. This advice amounts to:
Can you imagine that this is the same person who turns around and describes Andrew Kibe as toxic? She is everything wrong with millennial women in that she gives younger women advice meant to keep them single and unhappy because even if they manage to find a weak, spineless man who cannot stand up to their BS, they end up unhappy because they know all too well that he is not a real man in any definition of the word. Meanwhile, she is dating a man in DJ Bonez whom we cannot help but wonder whether he is a weak spineless man -because if she does use her own advice in her relationship then there is no way Kamene Goro doesn’t ride roughshod over her man or if she could potentially just be lying and conning young women with her advice.
However we shop it up, Kamene Goro’s advice is designed to leave young women hurting in future. I would advise young women to be more selective indeed but do not for a second think you are entitled to any type of respect or special treatment. Such things are earned. Learn to find worthy men and then earn their respect because ultimately that is what dating is all about; getting to know each other. Then show him why he should treasure you. If he doesn’t move on but do not waste a good man’s time trying to teach how to reach a princess while all you are is a frog who swallowed rubbish advice. Do the work to earn. It’s why we say, “I paid the cost to be the boss”. Sio hiyo ujinga ya,
Kamene Goro
“Baby girl, how he treats you has nothing to do with you”- Kamene
Kamene Goro is a hypocrite and that has to be acknowledged right off the bat. The reason I feel very strongly about making this the starting point of this particular is the fact that I am tired as I am sure any rational person is with her constant whining and whinging about Mulamwah and the rest of the people on social media yet she is one of the worst haters and trolls out there.
I am of course referring to the fact that she has come out to give Obinna an interview in which she has claimed she was a victim of trolling and online bullying courtesy of Mulamwah and his hordes of fans who called her all sorts of names for being obese.
Kamene Goro-IG
Yeah, yeah, we get it, her feelings were hurt but the truth of the matter is, she is the same person who came out and mocked mental health and baby girl expects us to be even more forgiving than she is willing to be about the jibe Mulamwah took at her…
“I have also struggled with mental health issues all my life up until today. If anything, I would never joke about it. The post was a joke about people who are ‘mindless’. I didn’t mean to troll people with mental health. I don’t take mental health issues lightly because it’s something I was once diagnosed with,”
Kamene Goror-IG
So when is one joke an unforgivable offence versus another? When are we allowed to forgive and forget and when are we meant to hold a grudge? When the joke is off-key. off-colour and mocks an entire mass of people, it is diffused, right? The sting of it is meant to be shared out so no harm, no foul. But when she is being mocked personally for an aspect of her being that she can actually control and change, we are meant to understand that when Mulamwah reached out to her she had every right to shut him down right?
Don’t you just love hypocrisy? Don’t you just like when Kamene Goro wields feelings as a weapon but we aren’t meant to do the same against her? Why? Because Kiss100 has given her a platform? Or is it because Mulamwah is a man? Is it a stretch for me to tell her that hypocrisy is a very bad look on anyone?
I am so tired of having to deal with individuals who generally feel special and entitled to a different set of rules. We get it, you were hurt and humiliated. Do what adults do, shut up and go see a counsellor to help you get past it… Or keep whining about it in every interview and see if that doesn’t get old real fast.
At the end of the day, there will always be people who enjoy making off-colour jokes. There will always be people who will enjoy making dark jokes. We aren’t supposed to be trying to police them. We are supposed to react as adults do and call it out when it happens then move on. But to do so, try and make sure you’re not the pot calling the kettle black.
Mulamwah’s reaction after his Twitter account got suspended following public uproar
Matthew 7 :1-3
“Do not judge, or you too will be judged. 2 For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. 3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?
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Kiss100 is faced with a Herculean task: they have to replace Jalang’o. And while to the casual observer this is nothing particularly special as companies inevitably have to replace their workers, one person in the know who has to be quaking in her boots is Kamene Goro.
You see, while Milele FM had the luxury of letting go of Jalas, Kiss100 was faced with a more serious situation and them getting their hands on Jalang’o was a godsend. At the time he had joined the station, the morning show was performing abysmally.
Jalang’o and Kamene Goro striking hot poses at Kiss 100 studios
That is both in terms of the audience size as well as the commercial aspect of things. They had gone from losing the shows producer, Xtiandela and then Kibe had to be shown the door after he fell afoul of the station management team because of his antics. The only member of that NRG trio left, Ms Goro was struggling to maintain her audience, let alone grow it.
They had no ads to speak of until Jalang’o signed onboard. he is indeed a force in the radio space as when he joined, actually, the minute it was announced he would be joining, the Kiss100 audience began to record growth. And when he finally did put on the headset and speak into the mic, it swelled. Aside from that, he managed to almost immediately attract ads.
Kenyan comedian, Jalang’o
It seemed like a match made in heaven because of his charisma and the fact that his juggernaut had outriders who were advertisers. Whether or not you think his comedy is for you, you have to admit that he made the Kiss Breakfast worth tuning into.
But what now that he has declared his interest in the Lang’ata parliamentary seat? Well, first off, he had to tender his resignation. And now that he is about to fully focus on the political contest; first against other ODM ticket aspirants and finally against the incumbent, Nixon Korir, he has to bow out but with a plan to not disrupt the gravy train he had helped create at Kiss 100. And that is why he (probably with the entire management team at Kiss100) has come up with the idea of “finding the next Jalang’o”.
Kamene and Jalang’o
Afterall, if the trick worked with him once upon a time when he was picked and placed on the Big Breakfast show with Caroline Mutoko, then perhaps they can replicate the same magic. After all, at some point, it becomes more than just about being “magic” but more of a mathematical calculation.
I mean, sure, they have to hope they get someone with Jalang’o’s charisma and intelligence but beyond the human aspect, the rest is a formula they have already put forth and repeated with Mbusih and Lion.
Kamene Goro just needs to ensure she does not haemorrhage the audience numbers in the meantime. While Kiss100 is looking for a replacement presenter for her. Why? Because this time, unlike previously with her friends Kibe and Xtiandela, there is a significant standard to compare her to.
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Kamene Goro and Andrew Kibe were an unlikely pair. The two of them first came onto the mainstream scene in a massive way when they were paired for the NRG Radio morning show. We had a woman who was clearly from the lap of luxury having to host a show with a man who was unapologetically masculine in the most crass of its display.
None of us expected the duo to be as prolific as they were. If anything, we all thought they would be a dysfunctional team that would ultimately end in a failure. Afterall, he had made his name speaking men’s truth about intergender dynamics and she was a very vocal woman. Their ideas were bound to implode when they were exposed to each other. Instead, the opposite happened and they exploded onto our radio waves and Kenyans embraced them.
Tbt: Kamene Goro with Andrew Kibe
After this, the pair were poached by Radio Africa Group for their own Breakfast show along with their producer, Xtiandela. And when this happened, the trio were over the moon. They were ecstatic at the fact that they now had a bigger audience and platform and they would be challenging themselves in an attempt to stamp their presence in a time slot that had given Kenyans such big personalities as Caroline Mutoko, Adelle Onyango and Shaffie Weru.
But things didn’t go swimmingly for long. Perhaps it was the rigid structure they found at Radio Africa’s Kiss 100 or perhaps it was down to their personalities not being tailored for a more corporate setup but soon enough, Xtiandela was pushed out of the team and Andrew Kibe quickly followed. Only Kamene Goro was left by her lonesome and she struggled to keep her head above water.
No, really, her solo stint oversaw some of the most disastrous ratings the Kiss Breakfast Show had seen. But fortunately for her, she was quickly paired with jalang’o whom as fate would have it, was booted from Milele FM. Amor fati.
But just like their shortlived stint on Kiss100, the trio’s friendship went up in smoke -and it was all due to the fact that they were never really friends. Kamene Goro, Andrew Kibe and Xtiandela would never have naturally become friends had they met at random or in a friend’s group. They would have exchanged pleasantries and kept it pushing.
Kiss 100’s Kamene Goro with Andrew kibe
We had said this before. Back in 2020 and we at Ghafla are glad to revisit the topic and be vindicated. Remember when we said, “Xtiandela and Kamene Goro were or perhaps it is “are” great friends and collaborators. They worked on the same show at NRG Radio before they were part of a trio including Andrew Kibe that was poached by Radio Africa to boost their morning show following the exit of Adelle which necessitated Shaffie Weru to be forced off the show.”?
Now Kamene Goro is claiming Kibe is toxic… It’s not like he ever really changed his tune. If anything, I would concede that he watered and muted it alitle but more importantly, she had several hundred thousand reasons to ignore who he was. And sadly, those several hundred thousand blinders are no longer a thing so she has to see her former friend for all his true A.Hole glory.
With showbiz, you get on the scene, make your money, exchange a few fake smiles then go home and call it a day.
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Kamene Goro and her co-presenter, Jalang’o aka Jalas today had a very interesting conversation about a woman whose remains was found wrapped up in a gunny bag (gunia) with the words “bwana ya mtu ni sumu” scribbled all over her body and their conclusion was that women should avoid married men.
This is a myopic take on what this is about that comes dangerously close to excusing and trying to normalise criminal behaviour. A wayward spouse doesn’t deserve to be killed any more than their partner does. And I wouldn’t expect any better from the Kiss Breakfast A-seat because she has previously shown a penchant for cognitive dissonance. She is the same woman who will be barking in the studio about femicide on any other day and still champion this nonsense and not realise the contradiction.
What Kamene and Jalas have to realise is that the route of the problem we are currently discussing is the fact that for far too long, Africans have been actively and energetically advised to ignore their culture and heritage in preference of Western madness that not only fails here but in the west too. Polygamy is the example I am going to tackle today.
It is actually deeply ingrained in human nature. That is why women flock a man who has a ring on his finger and we have a term for that, “pre-selection“. Social sciences have studied this phenomenon and it is what accounts for the popularity men seem to gain once they finally exit the dating market.
Add to this the fact that there are simply far more women that men and you understand why this is a thing. It really is simple math. If there are 7 women for every 1 man deemed viable for marriage, then why wouldn’t the 7 women want to share this one man? And often they do when the man is of high value.
Kamene and Jalas should stop trying to muzzle human nature and actively push for polygamy because it also solves another issue; ensuring no child grows up a bastard. More often than not, the men who walk away from their children do so because of one of two reasons: either they were baby trapped (my body my choice, my time and resources my choice) or they impregnated their mistress and the wife raised a stink so they opted for the cowards way out and abandoned their baby.
Were we to champion for polygamy, then this becomes a non-issue but you have to have been open and upfront about your decision as a man to pursue a polygamous family from the onset. That seems like a harder sell until you realise the alternative is what they did where they essentially argued that mistresses and bpoytoys should willingly accept the possibility they could be murdered. If you know anything about the law then you know this is a far more crazy alternative.
And what if the woman decides she too wants in on the action and wants a polyandrous relationship? Then by all means, let her seek men who would willingly share her. Let her be honest right from the jump and tell the men who will eventually become her husbands that they are signing on for polyandry.
These two graphs show the number of men (left) and women (right) who reproduced throughout human history. (Chart: Monika Karmin et al./Genome Research)
So incase you want to argue that polygamy is not the nature of men, kindly, as my mentor says, go and argue with your mother. But somehow I am not holding my breath that you will ever see polygamy become openly celebrated because we as a society prefer rewarding scumbags who sneak around.
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Andrew Kibe ameamuwa kuwa mtu bladi? And he has done so by reminding us precisely why his former coworker/ co-presenter/ friend(?) Kamene Goro is still just a divorcee.
He reshared a video of his former co-presenter from back when she was still at NRG Radio and claimed she had slept with 27 men. That was nearly 3 years ago and as can be expected, she later came out to reveal that the confession had cost her alot of corporate sponsorship deals. So you can imagine just how badly she wouldn’t want this story to resurface.
But here we find ourselves. And I have to say, that though a lot of women decry Andrew Kibe’s way of communicating and passing messages, he is genuinely passing a message that would do a lot of women such as his former co-host Kamene well to heed.
Think about it, and if you do not have a sound mind between your ears or if you know your head is merely a cabinet for storing your teeth, then you can ask other men whether they would be amenable to the idea of wedding a woman who has been bedded by multiple different men who only saw her as a fun time.
Andrew Kibe and Kamene Goro
Kamene Goro’s 27 men are an issue for precisely this reason. Yes, she was indeed once married but that only accounts for one of those men. What about the other 26? Andrew Kibe is right on the money when he shared the video with his intent being left up to his audience to infer… And this is precisely the reason why no other man has stepped forward to make an honest woman of Kamene Goro and wife her up.
Any woman who has had multiple men bed her has displayed very poor impulse control for starters. Alot of these men might have been worth a damn but, let us be honest, not all of them were. So she is akin to the fat kid in a candy store who just keeps eating sweets and cake in spite of all the harm that could come her way in future…
Kiss 100’s Kamene Goro with Andrew kibe
Add to this the fact that it shows some serious daddy issues. Look, we aren’t going to delve into this except to say two things; women with such issues tend to chase after their father’s affection in the embrace and beddings of random men which is a horrible omen for a monogamous marriage and that perhaps (and I am sure Andrew Kibe would agree with this), therapy/ counselling is a must.
Damaged pair bonding. This is what results from kamene Goro’s 27 men. She has lost the ability to be content with just one man and have her hypergamy under control. Think of this once more as a fat kid in a cake house. After tasting 27 treats and sweets, do you think they can actually be dedicated to one brand let alone one treat? Nah.
And I know, my analysis is shallow at best but I am not r=writing a 1000+ word essay because I doubt you have the attention span required to get through it. So allow me to simply issue this synopsis: Andrew Kibe said truth, Kamene Goro damaged, needs counselling and her past is the reason why no one is committing to her because no man worth his salt wants to be known as the modern day Hosea.
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Renowned radio presenter Kamene Goro is single and searching. The gorgeous 29 year old presenter has a couple of times announced her readiness to get her significant other and settle; but all she gets are just ‘jokers’.
Kamene Goro-IG
Speaking exclusively on Kiss FM alongside Jalang’o, Kamene disclosed her interest in settling down; only when she gets a serious person.
”Nikipata mtu serious nita settle…”
Despite her exquisite looks and curvy physique, she remains single. Kamene has taken her time over the years to heal from a previous heartbreak. What most people don’t know is that she was married at the tender age of just 23! She quit her job at Ebru TV back in 2014 and moved to Tanzania to get married to whom she thought was the man of her dreams.
”I got married immediately after I finished my Law degree in 2014. My TV career had just started to pick and I met the then love of my life and he lived in another Country, akaniambia come I want you to be with me. I remember I gave my employer a two days notice…I went wrote the letter and drop it on my boss’s desk.”
When asked how she felt after being dumped by ex-husband, Kamene Goro’s response was,
”I can guarantee you he is the most miserable man right now in the world.”
Kamene seems to have healed from the heartbreak and she’s ready to settle. However, she has made it clear that she’s only after serious men.
This is rather ironic given the manner in which he joined with all the fanfare that preceded his signing to Radio Africa Limited.
Multi-talented media personality, Felix Odiwuor aka Jalang’o
You see, Jalas was deemed surplus to requirements over at Mediamax owned Milele FM and this was the chapter following the public exposure of his affairs.
He could do no right or so it seemed. Until Radio Africa Limited swooped in for him. In hindsight, it actually now seems like it was a match made in heaven.
Jalang’o and Kamene Goro striking hot poses at Kiss 100 studios
Heavy J joined what was a failing segment. The Kiss 100 Breakfast team was a team that had shrunk from 3 individuals; Xtiandela as the producer, Andrew Kibe as the B-seat and Kamene Goro as the A-seat.
Xtiandela had been fired as was Andrew Kibe and Kamene Goro was struggling to bring in the ratings. The Kiss Breakfast audience had gone from growing due in large part to the team that was poached from NRG Radio to stagnating and finally dwindling.
Kenyan radio presenter, actor and MC, Felix Odiwuor alias Jalang’o
But when Jalang’o came onboard, he did something that a precious few other celebrities and influencers can do -he brought his audience along with him.
That’s right, his fans weren’t his fans based on which station he was on, they were his fans. And he managed to carry them over to Kiss 100’s Breakfast show.
Kenyan comedian, Jalang’o
As soon as he signed on, the audience experienced a swell. As a result, the company was able to monetize the show almost immediately. And from what one of my mentors told me about Radio Africa, cash is king -and this made him a prince.
He inadvertently probably also saved Kamene Goro from a looming axe. But one thing is for certain and it is undeniable; Jalang’o saved the Breakfast Show.
We could argue and we could go back and forth but I have spoken to some insiders who shared my sentiments. So as we celebrate Jalang’o’s first year, if you want to debate what I have said about him saving the Kiss Breakfast segment, as people in Kanairo say, ambia morio hukudi….
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Joey Muthengi and Kamene Goro have in the immediate past expressed an interest in going into the family way. With the former this was expressed with all her musings about wanting to get a child and with the latter, it was her whining about finding a husband and showing off her domestic skills.
At the end of the day it is only natural for human beings to want to couple up and pair bond. However, double standards exist that explain why two highly successful women cannot actually seem to find men within their salary range an on their level of success or higher who want to commit to them.
Kamene Goro
Think about it, there is a reason terms like hypergamy exist; they encapsulate what we have seen in society and help us explain them. That specific terms speaks to the fact that women prefer men who are their betters. Take that piece of information and do with it what you will but it has been proven time andagain that women like Kamene Goro and Joey Muthengi want men who would ideally be earning more than they are and are more successful at life.
That said, the flip side of this is that they are not the type of women men on that level would be looking for. Therein lies the double standards that have been in existence since time immemorial. Think about it, Kamene Goro is rumoured to be earning about six hundred thousand shillings or thereabouts. She is a truly independent woman who is out of shape and although she has a beautiful face, she admitted she offers her man little to no value seeing as she has slept with 27+ men. Why would a man earning six hundred thousand shillings or more be interested in this dumpster fire situation? At that salary range (shit hole country economics), he is at a buffet of dating options, many of whom would not have a problem with him having a polygamous setup.
Kamene Goro is a successful, pretty girl who is woefully obese
Then we have Joey Muthengi, a woman who is currently 35-years-old and looking to get a child. She is at an age where a pregnancy for her would be termed as “high risk” because it would be a geriatric pregnancy. So a man within her salary range or doing better than her financially speaking would be signing off to first run the risk of struggling to impregnate her naturally thus have to employ the very expensive and unreliable in-vitro fertilization methods to have children… Why bother when he can go to find himself a younger, more agreeable wife and not have to pay a doctor a cent to impregnate her? And we have still not spoken about the costs that could possibly come from a high risk pregnancy…
The moral of this story is this, it is indeed unfair that successful women struggle to find love and happiness in relationships. Biut life is not fair and if littered with opportunity costs. A woman like either Kamene goro or Joey Muthengi who would want to pursue a successful career ultimately has to sacrifice her hope and dreams of a high value man. that means they will either have to drastically lower their “standards” or they will have to make peace with the fact that they are going to be forever alone.
Joey Muthengi
Why? well attraction is assymetric. Men do not look for “financial stability” in women the same way women do in men. Why? Because as one of my mentors says, “women do not share their pot of gold”. That is why even high earning women will still insist on a man “being a man” and discharging his duties as the provider so why would how much a woman earns factor into his choice of mate? Rather than that, he would rather look for youth and beauty in his wife and co-operativeness.
But what do I know? I am just a university stupid who still gets shocked at the way Kenyans vote for their leaders… That dearth in intelligence doubtless carries itself into men’s personal lives.
Kamene Goro spoke about a rather interesting subject matter and I have to say that for once, she and I are on the same page and I love to see that an adult woman is advising women on so pertinent a subject matter.
Where to begin? Before I even start by telling you what she said, allow me to paint the scene. Kenyan and especially Nairobi girls are notorious for their emphasis on material possessions and money over any other factor when it comes to choosing a man.
Kamene Goro had some words of wisdom
You see, Kenya is a third world country and as a result, we have shithole realities and with the way Uhuru Kenyatta’s government has mismanaged the economy, we are in a reality in which a lot of women have decided to use their bodies as currency in exchange for what is currently popularly referred to as “soft life”.
And Kamene Goro is intimately aware of this so she spoke about the matter and what being a real independent woman means. No, it doesn’t mean what your favourite “boss babe” socialite has deluded you into thinking, it actually means working for your own.
Kamene Goro showing off
Speaking to her co-host Jalang’o on her morning show on Kiss 100, Kamene Goro extolled the virtues of actually having your own money as a young woman so you do not have to ask a man for anything and end up in a potentially dangerous situation.
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her idea is exactly what every young girl needs to be told by her parents. At the end of the day, evil men exist and oftentimes, they use the allure of financial gain allows these guys to entirely put these girls at their whims. And while we can talk about willing buyer, willing seller because they are now using their bodies as commodities in the buyer’s market,, Kamene Goro is advocating for an elevated female.
This is a novel idea in a time when most ladies are out to finesse the men they are involved with. It also explains why we are seeing more and more ladis going out to clubs and nursing one soda the entire night but the minute they are approached they sprout “taste”.
Kamene Goro
Kamene Goro is also talking to the women who cannot afford to maintain their hair unless bae sends them some money yet when they are social media they push the illusion that they are boss babes.
When all things are said and done, the idea should be for these girls to get their own and when they find a man who wants to settle down with them they do not come with buggage from the damage they had to endure chasing after men who saw them as little else than meat to be enjoyed after they had paid the asking price. They shouldn’t have to take on unnecessary damage and should be able and willing to focus on raising their children together and helping their man build an empire and legacy.
Kamene Goro and Avril are both heavy set girls. They aren’t ever in any danger of being considered the stereotypical malnourished African whenever Western media wants to talk about us starving and being in a war-torn continent.
That said, whenever they decide to get dressed, they always invariably go for urban style clothing and outside of the convenience of getting said clothing, these clothes aren’t designed to be flattering to the fat-girl form.
This is why we have statements such as, “Dress your size” because even the creators of those attires usually know they are not designing clothes for round figured women. That is why you will not find designer outfits made for fat women.
Kamene Goro has been packing on an immense amount of weight over the past few months. The same statement rings true for Avril. Ever since she got her baby, she has been unable to shed off the baby weight and has infact gone on to pack more and more weight.
And so whenever Kamene Goro and Avril have been dressed up in their best jeans/ joggers and t-shirts, there is no denying that they often look fat and frumpy. And although it isn’t politically correct to say such things, that is the truth.
And yet when they rocked African attire, they looked really great. Kamene Goro and Avril made me realize that African attire is very flattering to plus-size women. They actually looked great.
Perhaps this was down to the fact that these clothes are designed with the African form in mind and these days, more than eighty per cent of women over the age of thirty are fat-to-obese. And African designers and tailors create clothes with African women and their realities in mind.
I actually would love to see more and more women like Kamene Goro and Avril embrace African attire because it isn’t cool to be spilling out of your jeans with your muffin top or having to stuff your belly into the trousers you’re wearing.
And lets face it, there is not point in telling either Kamene Goro and Avril and their plump sisters to hit the gym because it will not happen -too much hard work and discipline would be demanded there so instead, let them embrace African attire.
Wahu and Kamene Goro both took to their individual platforms to share some relationship advice and I have to say that the difference between the two were pretty telling and they give us a glimpse into the reasons why one of the two is happily married and the other is a funny joke about modern marriages.
You see, the type of advice people give says a lot about their perspectives and experiences. And when someone opens their mouth to give you any advice, especially when it is unsolicited, one also has to keenly look at the context from whence it comes. In this case, we will do exactly that.
Wahu gives great relationship advice
Wahu is a woman who has been married for well over a decade and a half. She has gone through the ringer of gossip and rumours regarding her and a Tanzanian singer from back in the day called Chege from Mwanaume TMK and she and her husband decided to fix their marriage and focus on their family.
Meanwhile, Kamene Goro had gone through a marriage where we really do not know what the main issues were but soon after she was divorced by her ex-husband, she started recalling us with tales of how she had been with 27 men sexually.
Wahu is happily married
Kamene Goro and Wahu represent different schools of thought. On the one hand, the former is a representation of modern millennial women who want to be the life of the party. She wants to live through every experience. Wahu, on the other hand, is from the school of thought that still celebrated modesty in women. Not because men and women are socialized differently but because that is how ladies are meant to carry themselves.
And as a result, we see Wahu lead a stable life as an entrepreneur, a gospel singer, a mother and most importantly, a wife. Kamene Goro is a successful radio personality and party girl who keeps opining about wanting to fulfil her hindbrain’s need to settle down and start a family. One has been faithful to that drive, the other is peddling nonsense advice about that animalistic drive.
Kamene Goror gives terrible takes on relationships
That is why when Wahu gives you advice, she will say,
”And I said in my post, don’t look for someone who completes you. You should actually strive to be complete on your own. And look for someone who loves you completely and you love them completely. And you keep striving to work around your differences and stuff like that. When you’re looking for someone to complete the circle, you’ll always have a gap. And when that person is not able to fulfill it, then what happens?… Atakuangusha whether anataka ama hataki because they are human… It’s almost a recipe of failure…”
That advice is introspective. It challenges women to do the work on themselves to complete themselves first before demanding a man come in and complete them. This is the most balanced way to find happiness.
Meanwhile, Kamene Goro is giving simpleton advice like:
He will only be with you when he has time for you… And when you ask him about taking your situation to the next level, he’s like, I’m still not sure… Any man who meets a woman, knows within the first two and a half minutes whether he’s going to be with you or not… You do not have to convince any man of your worth or value in his life. If you have to convince him, bounce.
This is the type or garbage you only tell your sister if she is fine not dating a high-value man. This is the type of nonsense that will have women dating men who aren’t trying to be the best versions of themselves. And it depends entirely on the man fulfilling his partner. So she becomes needy and clingy.
Kamene Goro has opened up about her body size in the past
You tell me whose advice you would prefer to take when it comes down to long term relationships. When you want something serious with a man who is either building or running his empire, a man who is busy trying to set up his life and legacy. But if you want a cuddle buddy for the cold weather and he vanishes like a genie once you’re done rubbing his lamp, then by all means, listen to Kamene Goro.
Kamene Goro has been talking alot about relationships and this says two things to me about her -well, me and just about anyone with some intelligence in their coconuts: the first that she is desperate for a relationship and the second that she is delusional.
You see, Kamene Goro has been talking alot about the type of man she wants. He has to be tall, wealthy, fit, handsome and whatever the hell else tickles her fancy at the moment she is talking. And while she is indeed a very beautiful woman, she has alot of characteristics and a past that would be off-putting to anyone looking for a serious relationship.
You see, Kamene Goro was blessed with genes that are actually superior -and would do so much more for her if she put in the effort. She is obese everywhere except in her face. She has no facial adiposity even though everything south of her neck is fat. But that isn’t even the reason why top tier men would avoid her. Afterall, given African culture’s celebration of fat women, alot of men would still line up to get her.
The two main issues that make her ideal man too far out of her reach include:
chimerism
failed marriage
#1. Chimerism
Does anyone remember when Kamene Goro, while still at NRG radio revealed she had slept with more men than the years of life that Biggie lived? Yep, she revealed she has had twice as many lovers as Jesus Christ had disciples, Israel has tribes but luckily, nearly half as many men as Kenya has tribes. That number by the way is twenty-seven.
So, in human beings, chimerism usually occurs when a woman is pregnant and her body absorbs some of the baby’s cells but it is more often in this day and age to occur due to sexual congress.
This simply put, means that like Kamene Goro, women absorb the DNA of all the men the sleep with. What is even more intriguing is the fact that this DNA then ends up in the brain of the woman. I would argue that this then complicates the process of pair bonding. So why would a man overcome his repulsion to a woman who has had many lovers in her past and then choose a woman who is mentally rewired to change her views on mate selection? A woman who is in essence damaged.
Kamene Goro using refraction to create an illusion
#2. Failed marriage
This would inform any man seeking a serious relationship with Kamene Goro that she has a problem maintaining a relationship. You see, they are hard work. Thy demand you make the conscious decision to stay together every day you wake up. She failed at this. Infact, she failed so miserably, she decided to control the narrative and did some personal PR that saw her accuse her ex-husband of being the sole reason for the death of their marriage.
The fact that she doesn’t own up to her role in the outcome is a clear indication she hasn’t dealt with the issues she has that contributed to the end of the marriage. And I am on record saying she really does need to go to therapy.
And so there you have it. While Kamene Goro is focusing on a man’s height, science actually explains a clear view into why alot of high-value men wouldn’t want to pair up with her. And none of these reasons are cosmetic.
Kamene Goro announced to the world that she is finally ready for aa committed and “controlling” relationship. This was done to much fanfare from her co-host, Jalang’o who had hitherto celebrated her relationship with Joe W. Muchiri the former Capital FM producer and social commentator.
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But I would argue that Kamene Goro isn’t actually ready for any relationship, she is simply lonely and has realized that time is not on her side. You see, while she has an amazingly beautiful face, she is morbidly obese. And this in and of itself complicates the process of conception, gestation and childbirth.
Kamene Goro wants a serious relationship
Add to that her advanced age and you get where I am getting to. So what options does she have available to her? For starters, she has begun to vocalize her availability for a serious relationship. Hopefully, there is someone within her social circles that she has her eyes set on but even then, I doubt this will work.
You see, Kamene Goro has a failed marriage under her belt. That means that she knows how to have a failed relationship but not how to have a sustained one. Proof of the fact is that after her marriage ended, she went on to sully the name of her former husband, telling everyone willing to give her an ear how and why the relationship ended.
Kamene Goro opened up about her body size in the past
Beyond that, she has not once mentioned the fact that she has been undergoing therapy for the scars that marriage left her with. And more proof of the fact, besides the fact that it is unusual for a woman like Kamene Goro who speaks about everything to be silent about this, there is also the fact that whenever she discusses her failed marriage, not once has she held herself accountable and taken responsibility for the outcome.
So I would ask any of my friends who are willing to try their luck and date her to steer clear. There is no need for them to take on the task of dating a damaged woman only to end up damaging themselves.
Kamene Goro showing off her body in a pool, taking advantage of the refraction of light
Even how she described the type of relationship she believes to be balanced was very telling. Clearly one of her friends is in a sustainable relationship that seems to be heading towards the altar but Kamene Goro cannot be trusted to interpreter what she is witnessing in a healthy manner. That is why she is describing bondage -things like having too much freedom and it being a detriment to her so she needs a prison warden partner to check her.
So what’s to be done? Well, As I already stated above, she needs to first start going for therapy. She needs to view taking care of her mental health the same way she would servicing her car or a Swiss watch. Then she needs to sit down with one of her aunties who has been happily married for thirty years or more to find out how to be a Fit, Beautiful and Inspirational woman.
