Stella Nyanzi recently visited Kenya and she didn’t want to leave without announcing that she was seeking a Kenyan man to warm her bed.
For starters, Stella Nyanzi rose to prominence because of her unending criticisms of president Yoweri Museveni. She is a very controversial figure because she uses sexual obscenities to express herself.
Nyanzi has undying crush on Sauti Sol’s Chimano. The controversial academic confessed that she ‘catches herself’ endlessly while replaying Chimano’s sections.
Stella caused a stir on social media when she announced that she is looking for any Kenyan man to love her. She described herself including her private parts in the announcement.
“Kenya has been sooooooooo good to me! Is there a Kenyan living in Kenya and looking for a hot-blooded big-breasted wide-cunted sharp-brained foul-mouthed Ugandan lover? Any offers to bring me back to Kenya forever?” Wrote Stella Nyanzi.
Stella Nyanzi has confessed that Sauti Sol’s Chimano is driving her crazy. The controversial activist had long declared that Sauti Sol is her favorite music group.
Mention the name ‘Stella Nyanzi’ in Uganda and president Museveni will start sweating. The former Makerere University lecturer is the leading voice for freedom in Uganda.
Stella Nyanzi has clashed with Museveni’s government multiple times. She is currently being prosecuted for referring president Museveni ‘a pair of buttocks’ and his wife Janet as ’empty-brained’ on her posts on Facebook.
I imitate him
Chimano
Stella Nyanzi has gone into raptures about Sauti Sol’s Chimano. The controversial academic says Chimano’s voice is still her favorite contemporary discovery.
Stella also confesses that she imitates Chimano whenever she watches his music videos. She further reveals that she ‘catches herself’ endlessly while replaying Chimano’s sections.
“Willis Austin Chimano’s voice is still my most favorite contemporary discovery! He is the little short guy among the wonderfully talented members of Sauti Sol.
“I still catch myself endlessly replaying his sections of the Sauti Sol productions. My children and I even imitate him whenever we watch music videos in which he features.
“Mmm, that voice is fine. And pure. And magical. And captivating. And, oh my God!” Stella Nyanzi confessed.
Controversial lecturer Stella Nyanzi hit President Yuweri Museveni below the best and as a result she has been locked in the most dreaded prison in Uganda.
Nyanzi appeared in a court in Kampala on Monday April 10th where she was charged with making a remark that was obscene or indecent.
The prominent academic and activist called President Museveni a pair of buttocks on her Facebook post dated February 27th 2017.
“Museveni matako nyo! Ebyo byeyayogedde e Masindi yabadde ayogera lutako.
“I mean, seriously, when buttocks shake and jiggle, while the legs are walking, do you hear other body parts complaining? When buttocks produce shit, while the brain is thinking, is anyone shocked? When buttocks fart, are we surprised?
“That is what buttocks do. They shake, jiggle, shit and fart. Museveni is just another pair of buttocks. Rather than being shocked by what the matako said in Masindi, Ugandans should be shocked that we allowed these buttocks to continue leading our country. Matako butako,” Stella Nyanzi’s post read.
Stella was invited to the CID headquarters weeks later to record a statement for what the police termed as cyber-harassment.
She was finally arrested on Friday 7th and taken to court on Monday 10th April where she denied the charges saying she only writes in metaphors.
“Dr Stella Nyanzi has been charged with cyber-harassment and offensive communication (and) using her Facebook posts to disturb President Museveni’s privacy, which she denies,” her lawyer Nicholas Opiyo said.
Stella Nyanzi in court
The controversial lawyer is being held at Luzira Maximum Security Prison until 25 April when her case will be heard. The person managing Nyanzi’s Facebook account revealed she was being mistreated at the prison.
“During our STATE SUPERVISED visit, we also observed that Stella was allowed only 2 visitors at a time, while other prisoners were allowed up to six guests in one go. We were interrupted by the warden every couple of minutes, something that was not being done for the other prisoners.
Why is she being treated like a terrorist? Why is she being treated like a second class citizen and why is she being treated like the laws that apply to her do not apply to other people in her position? Stella is a Nalongo, she is a mother of three; what will happen when her children go to visit her? Will the caretaker have to go in with them, one at a time?” The update on Stella Nyanzi’s wellbeing read.
