Body count: Amber Ray and her ex remind us why a woman’s history is important

Amber Ray and her beau have called it quits -again. Same script, different cast. And as always, she is already back on the streets looking for a new victim to love and scam in what is actually one of the world’s most cynical scams: playing with people’s emotions. And we will be here for the latest update to her body count chronicles.

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But as we continue to laugh at the tragic comedy that is her love life, we have to pause and see whether there are lessons for us to take away from her latest relationship with a Sierra Leonean man (basketball athlete) who goes by the name Kabba. And we glean this from one of the comments he made to SPM Buzz when he said,

“I still love her but everyone has moved on. I did not take time to know who Amber Ray was. She was always telling me not to listen to what I hear about her or read about her.”

This is something that one would think is common sense but you would be surprised just how many men are willing to ignore this instinctive knowledge or worse still, sacrifice it just so they can get into m’lady’s pantaloons. And it is worse when she is a celebrity or someone who they think is beautiful.

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It is for this reason that all of Amber Ray’s exes would sing the same song and gnash their teeth for the same reason: they chose to ignore the wisdom in finding out about her past. You see, whereas women are concerned about a man’s future (for provisionary purposes), men need to be concerned about her past because it would allow you to know whether or not to take the relationship seriously.

Does her body count read like something out of a 15-a-side rugby team lineup complete with the coaching staff, reserves and subs? Then you, my friend, are in for a headache if you decide to get serious with her. You would be best advised to simply smash and dash. What I mean by that is that you would need to accept that a woman who has run around town twice and got the addresses in her little black book, a woman who is familiar with how the bedposts in every bachelor (and married man’s) bedroom is not a great candidate for wifing up.

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I mean, when we look at Amber Ray, this is made abundantly clear when you realise she destroyed her first “husband’s” house and home in the form of Zaheer Jhanda, then there were other men who used her to flavour their week, then there was Jimal Roho Safi whose home was left a wreck after her hurricane blew through.

A woman’s past is a great indicator of whether or not she can pair bond. That is, for a bond in a healthy relationship pair and our girl has shown time and again that she cannot but that won’t stop a simp or two from thinking he is the one to save her. “She might have had many, but I will be her last” type of simpleton. A woman’s past also tells you about the type of men she finds truly scintillating so you don’t find yourself being the square trying to fit into a round hole.

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So what should Amber Ray do? Well, nothing. She is living her life and should continue enjoying it. Afterall, Kenyan men are hopeless romantics and some fool is bound to pop up and try to make an honest woman of her. If that doesn’t happen then she is looking at a long, lonely life with her peak far behind her as she ages and her beauty fades.

Amber Ray

But if you want to enjoy her company as a man with more than porridge between his ears, then by all means, keep reminding yourself that this is he pinnacle of what she has to offer -a fun time. It will be shortlived and it will be a wild ride but do not commit to her. Get your rocks off and keep it moving. Her past has already informed you about what to expect.

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We were right about Amber Ray and her newly minted ex, Kennedy Rapudo

I don’t think it comes as a surprise to anyone that Amber Ray and her newly minted ex-boyfriend, Kennedy Rapudo have broken up. Actually, the only surprising thing about that development is the time frame. That was such a short-lived relationship that there can only be one explanation for why things played out as they did; she has made a business out of making men get social media clout.

‘Wameachana?’-Amber Ray And Her New Boyfriend Unfollow Each Other On Instagram, Delete Each Other’s Photos (Screenshot)

Think about it, there is no way that a man can possibly think it to be a wise idea to get involved with the trollop. No, really, there is not a man with two brain cells to rub together who would do more than enjoy a quick romp with Ms Makau (I think she never did take up Jimal Roho Safi’s name) given her reputation this is the only logical conclusion.

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But… See… Kenyan men *sigh* Kenyan men are a bit of a disappointment. Kenyan men worship the ground upon which Amber Ray walks. Why? Because they are unimaginative simps. Nah, really, Amber Ray’s derriere and above-average (cute) face is enough for a lot of Kenyan men to chase after her. And that is showcased by the fact that not one, but two members of the peanut gallery actually put their marriages at risk for a chance to call her theirs.

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We have already mentioned Jimal Roho Safi so at this point we have to introduce Zaheer Jhanda. A man whose wife cried bitterly about the fact that our dear socialite (is that even a word we use anymore or am I just around old heads too often?) was a cancer to her marriage and had even been moved into her house when she separated with her husband temporarily.

Amber Ray getting married?

I am truly not impressed by how Kenyan men handle side chicks because they actually try to make honest wives of them. But, we were ultimately right because it was here that we said that the relationship would be short-lived and it was. Amber Ray and Kennedy Rapudo have called it quits and we are happy that they did so amicably. Unless…

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Theirs was a business arrangement which saw her give him her clout so he could really grow his digital footprint and audience. In which case, then it was a brilliant strategy although not one that can be replicated often. Still, we have witnessed our esteemed businessman go from being an unknown entity to gaining some social capital and clout. Hell, his IG following ballooned so as far as he’s concerned it all worked out.

Amber Ray

That’s my story and I am sticking to it. I refuse to think Kennedy Rapudo, a man I do not know and have never even interacted with is stupid enough to have tried to wife up Amber Ray.

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