Why men like Harmonize simp

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Harmonize is an incorrigible simp and I’m convinced that he does this to hide a deeper, darker layer of his being that he has refused to address.

Harmonize should try dating younger women after Kajala pulls major character development on him

Whenever we see him in relationships, he is often the guy waxing lyric on social media about his love for his partner, serenading them, carrying their handbags and making self-deprecating quotes and statements in order to make the women seem more elevated.

To the untrained eye, this is a true testament of love. However, for anyone who has an above-secondary school level understanding of what true love and relationships are all about, Harmonize comes off a lot like the Tin Man from The Wizard of Oz.

We were right about Harmonize and Kajala

Harmonize is a true product of his environment; he grew up in abject poverty and while they’re probably experienced domestic strife between his father and mother. His understanding of how to deal with relationships has not evolved since he was a little boy.

As a result, whenever he feels he needs to regain control, he resorts to hitting his women. We know this to be the rumoured case for at least two of his relationships the most recent being the one with Frida Kajala.

Harmonize uses simping as an affectation to cover up for his more brutal side. She uses it to compensate for the fact that he has never learnt to deal with his temper. And like any SIM this virtue signal is like the magician’s sleight of hand.

This gives credence to the long-held a lot of men and women have two words male feminist and simps. There is always a hidden agenda that goes along with this peculiar behaviour.

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Ozymandias

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay