Lessons From Cheryl Kitonga: 5 Obvious Things That Prove Your Girlfriend has a Sponsor but You’re Too Smitten to Admit it #TasteaFeeling
Life is all about moments and yesterday was Cheryl Kitonga’s moment. It only took a clip, which was not even one hour long to turn her into an instant celebrity. She was at the right place at the wrong time and now she’s paying dearly for it. I can’t even start to imagine what she’s going through right now, what do her parents have to say about all this? Did she secure enough money from the late Juma that is compensating for all the trouble?
And is she probably selfish because she clearly didn’t share any with her boyfriend who apparently is baffled and heartbroken that this affair was happening right under his nose? Or perhaps he’s just mad that his girlfriend is now famous than him? And how many guys out here are dating girls whom they probably think are angels straight out of heaven while in real sense they are all on the hustle just like the rest of us? Juggling 3 or 4 sponsors at a go?
Well, just so you don’t come off as dumb as Cheryl’s boyfriend, here are 5 ways that might suggest your girlfriend has another who is taking good care of her, way better than you:
First thing first, when a woman is entirely contended with you, she automatically assumes she owns you and everything you got. In this case your time, your money and even your soul. In that event, she expects that you will drop everything and entirely focus on her. But your girl on the hand is always cool with you having time for yourself. So you’ve been underperforming in the sack and you want time off to consult with your gods, she gladly grants you the time. Also did your BFF break a nail and you want to go over to her house to comfort her and she’s pretty much down with it, know there might be a problem son. Maybe just maybe, she’s setting you up for when you’ll return the favour. In that case, when she certainly needs to be available to the hefty demands of her sponsor.
Secondly, your girlfriend keeps on buying things and it’s always a mystery how she can afford them. Like I now bet she recently bought the latest Samsung A5 with the VR gadget to accompany it. And just before you could start appreciating the cool selfies you guys are now taking, she went ahead and replaced her old dysfunctional laptop. Mind you she works as a technical assistant in a land buying company where she earns 30k a month. Her father is a retired teacher and the mother runs a small restaurant in their village so clearly those things didn’t come from them. Come on, you must be a fool not be going through her phone right about now.
Talking about phones, if you can remember, the last argument you guys had was entirely because you decided to play candy crush with her phone without prior informing her. Ooh my how things got nasty soon after. The drama that ensued got you questioning your very existence as a person and not even in that relationship. And it ended with a dire warning that people should respect other people’s things or else they would be shown the door. And true to that fact, she never touches your phone. The important question here is which woman doesn’t prance about her boyfriend’s phone? Not unless they have something to hide in theirs is the answer to that.
Do you remember the good old days when you guys hit it off and you couldn’t get enough of flaunting each other on social media? How you were always her MCM even on Saturdays and now even a selfie of you two never crops up anywhere? You even suggested the new cool fad, Taste a Feeling which is all about spreading the love and creating gif’s about fun moments in life but that suggestion was dismissed as fast as you came up with it. And when you ask, you’re told that she made a point to keep her life private. Selfies in some apartment in Parklands called Woodland are still there though (the sponsors crib) and when you ask about that as well, you are told that’s her pal’s boyfriend’s house. The last time you checked however, he was a struggling student at UON so it is pretty obvious he can’t afford to rent in such a neighbourhood. Wake up son!
Lastly, your bae’s schedule is very indefinite. A normal couple always creates time for the other but not your girl. You call her to meet up for ice cream on Monday at 6PM and apparently she’s held up in the office. You move it to Thursday evening and when you call her she’s on voicemail. She calls later on, a few minutes before 8 and she says that she had an impromptu meeting with one of their clients. She compensates it on Friday night though with some crazy bedtime action and before you know it you’ve forgotten. That dark cloud however never disappears; it’s always looming serving as a constant reminder that you’re a sucker for love!
