Revealed: This is why Royal Media Services might close down any minute from now

Royal Media Services is a privately owned Company, with one of the major directors being SK Macharia.

Now the man has found himself at loggerheads with members of his community, the Kikuyu and this is after he declared that Raila Odinga had won the 2007 elections and not Kibaki.

They issued an ultimatum that he should apologize in 14 days or else he would face the full wrath of the gods- that of being cursed.

Those 14 days have since elapsed and  as you read this,  100 Kikuyu elders are gathered in Ndakaini village, Gatanga, where they will place a curse on the businessman, saying he ‘betrayed his community’.

Murang’a county chairman Kiarii Rugami wa Chumbuu confirmed the said actions by the elders, adding that Macharia was in for some serious repercussions for his actions.

This is real. It is no joke. We gave him the mandatory 14 days to apologise to the community for exposing them to attacks by other communities especially in this electioneering period,” Chumbuu was quoted by The Star.

Now being a Kikuyu, I can tell a curse is one of the most dreadful things that can happen to you as it sets you up for great calamity. We can’t surely fail to put Royal Media, one of his vast businesses in the equation when it comes to the casualties.

Too far-fetched; yes, no?