Cyprian Nyakundi…A Dishonest, Biased Gun For Hire.

To Cyprian Nyakundi, a pariah Twitter troll and below-par blogging freak, everything that does not please him, no matter how trivial, deserves to be heavily censured and maligned and spat on.

He’s the indefatigable Twitter blogger who has made it his job to go for the jugular of the most vibrant company in town – or personality – in a poorly-crafted blog post that almost always ends up meandering into very unrelated, mostly anti-Government, topics towards the end.

Cyprian’s job, primarily, is to rant and rave. Not to do properly-researched posts but to generally jump on to the gravy train and hurl whatever random insults he has in his head at that time.

Nyakundi has dragged Nairobi Women Representative aspirant Millicent Omanga purely based on her body size and, seriously, nothing else.

He’s made it his weekly pastime to besmirch a particular giant telecommunications company in some weekly blog posts that taste like regurgitated cud.

No one understands what formula he applies to start his beefs but even the dullest person on Twitter can tell that this man is either driven by vendetta or is obviously bankrolled by rival companies to drag a particular brand down the sewer.

To him, anything that doesn’t meet his myopic threshold of ‘accountability’, whatever that is, must be called out and lambasted. He relishes not on correcting evils but creating more evils and throwing an entire conversation into a shadier and more controversial spin.

And if it suits him, as has been demonstrated in the past, he will coerce and arm twist brands and companies to do his bidding and fork some millions of they wish to have their names expunged from dubious his list of ‘Who to Destroy’ today.

But because no self-respecting company and/or brand is wiling to pay off some mouthy skeletal blogger millions just to hush him up, they let him carry on with his catty publishing and watch him disembowel them with sheer mischief.

Cyprian Nyakundi in Court 

Nyakundi, unlike, say, Anonymous, the global Internet watchdog against Government evils and conspiracies, is not a man driven by a sincere desire to change Kenya and enlighten the public but by malice and a mercenary desire to reap from his victims and trash his client’s competitors just because he has a somewhat sizable Twitter audience half of which has been cheaply bought from nefarious black Internet markets of Asia and India.

But the fraud continues tweeting and posting, picking up his victims at whim and piling pressure, especially, on the Jubilee Government and it’s acolytes while singing the praises of his preferred Presidential Candidate and the entire CORD brigade.

Utterly incompetent and unprofessional, Cyprian Nyakundi does not hit the streets of the ‘net to sanitize society but to smudge it and to cause unnecessary mayhem in an empty room.

A rabid misogynist, sexist and terrible tribal scoundrel, this man has repeatedly aimed some of his most noxious arrows at women describing them in less than flattering terms and obsessing over their sexual lives and body structures as a way to put them down and discredit their public service.

Even Donald J Trump has some manners in that department.

Scouring through his litany of virulent posts, it’s hard to pick out his exact intention in publishing some of the toxic material he does but easy to pick out his obvious double standards and protracted wars with companies that rival his paymasters.

A gun for hire perfectly describes this little, sad barbarian.

But as long as he’s got the ghostly Twitter audience, and a penchant for scribbling half-baked nonsensicals, this man will continue being a pain in the a** and an easily-bought charlatan who will yell you down and vomit in your face if paid a measly Ksh 2500 bob.

You can choose to take a man of such questionable character seriously. Or take him to Court. Or simply take him for the lying, conniving little stunt-seeking skunk he is.

The choice is yours.