Adulterous Kikuyu Man Caught Stuck Deep Inside His Neighbors Wife..This Is What Went Down

How it works still baffles even the the most decorated of Scholars. 

A Kenyan man who is well known in Githurai Kimbo for his promiscuity met his karma yesterday, the story goes of how  he is seen during the day,gallivanting from stall to stall talking to ladies and boasting of his above average “firm strokes” in bed. 

Women are fond of him, he’s a lovable chap, neither too handsome nor too rich  but totally good for it, he has, according to reports, bedded a great deal of women earning himself the nick name “Irungu Gathenge” a worthy  comparison to a male goat known for it’s insatiable sex drive. The men don’t like him that much, he has been  a constant nightmare to men who don’t live with their families (probably because of the nature of their jobs)- he lies in wait for the men to go work  before pouncing, seducing  and bedding his neighbors wife. 

Yesterday, however, Karma came to him- her guns blazing, spoiling and raring to avenge the anguish that Irungu has caused in Kimbo.

Mutiysa left his house at around 6.30 in the morning for his workstation along Kenyatta road, a short distance from Juja, he left his newly married wife in the house as a sentinel until he returned in the evening. Seeing a golden chance Irungu, our testosterone charged man took it, pretended to be seeking directions before inviting himself into Mutisya’s house and seducing the young wife. 

His charm, glamour and pizzazz paid off soon enough and the girl decided to give him a free VIP tour of her body with a chance of dipping his magic wand into her needy love pocket. 

Irungu, not a time waster, pounced on her and proceeded to strip her before getting ready for his tour of the Himalayas- the tour went on well until our greedy friend decided it was time to use his wondrous, famous magic wand! 

Abracadabra! Went in the wand – but unlike his other encounters- this time round he was unable withdraw and enact his special “firm stroke” maneuver. For you see he was stuck!

Apparently. Mutisya, neither too wise nor to foolish had gone to a juju man to get a potent spell of nailing  whoever tried to dine from his hotpot.

No matter how hard he tried, he could not extricate himself, and his predicament hit an incline when the young lady learnt of their situation and let out a blood-curdling scream bringing neighbors who stood close by, laughing ad taking photos of the helpless couple. 

Mutisya was summoned to help but chose to take his time, he came 2 hours later to an exhausted couple  and a sizable crowd that had gathered to witness the mid day drama. After much deliberation with his friends it was decided that Irungu would be whipped before paying a fine of 15 thousand shillings as some sort of mitigation for damage caused, in addition upon paying the fine, he was to pack up his belonging and go  far away  from Kimbo as possible.

Shortly after release, Irungu got a dogs beating and had to part with his phone and shoes until he brought the agreed fine.