After The Rio Olympics,Kisumu Is Getting Ready For Their Own Gold Medals. And Here Are The Nominees….

The Rio Games have come and gone. Usian Bolt shone through the bonanza,not just bagging a staggering three gold medals but also leaving a trail of scandals and tabloid gossip behind.

And he’s not done yet. You can’t stop the fastest man on Earth who,as we’ve already learned,is actually not that fast in bed.

We saw all the madness and the gossip and the craziness and the upsets and the wins.

We even watched,heartbroken,our prized ‘YouTube Man’ Mr. Julius Yego hurt his foot and break down… settling for the less glossy Silver Medal.

And who can forget how our National Anthem lit up the Internet? Or how the Japanese PM Shinzo Abe was dressed? As super Mario?

Anyway,even though all of that glam and grandeur is gone…the attention has shifted to the City Of The Ballers,Kisumu Pacho!!!

Yes,the City that produced the all-time legend Suzanna Owiyo. Also,the freshest kid on the effin block,Vicmass Luodollar.

The city of the baddest and the wealthiest and the showiest and the glamor.

What’s up with Kisumu,you might ask.

Well,Vybe City Awards is what’s up!

Candy and Candy Records,in conjunction with millionaire businessman Joe Kariuki and his moneyed friends,have ganged up to reward the Home of Raila Odinga with goodies worth millions.

Vybe City Awards will be going down in the beautiful city of Kisumu and an array of excellent artists and models and clubs and personalities have been nominated in divergent categories.

The competition is exciting and sizzling with hotshots like Brian Were and Evans Mboro facing off with hunks like Kysh Roberts and Eugene Ogello in the hotly-contested Mr. Kisumu category.

And gorgeous babes like Nivea Debra and Hyral Matete taking it head to head in the beauty-infested Miss Kisumu category.

But don’t dare rule out the sizzling Yvonne Amondi.

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Two of Kisumu’s rich list of nominees,Yvonne Amondi and Kysh Roberts.

The Medals up for grabs are many… Stretching all the way to the Matatu industry. Even the clubbin’ world. Even definitely the Best University too.

Who will bag the Gold Medal? Shall it be Maseno University or the Jaramogi Oginga Odinga University of Science and Technology?

Who will emerge as the King of the decks? Shall it be DJ Slim or DJ Gonzalez??

The fire is already burning up the city. Votes are trickling in thick and fast. Lobbying has reached intense levels and the city has turned into a trophy-hunting warzone.

Quick! Get in the action and vote for your favorite nominees.

Here’s the VOTING LINK and the FULL list f the nominees. Click and follow the simple instructions. And the cast your royal vote.

Kisumu is the city of brilliance,of intelligence,of dexterity,of glamor,of ballin’, of pride and of flamboyance.

The Rios have come to town! Whoop – Whoop!

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