Cabu Gah Diaries: VERA SIDIKA,This Young woman needs You. And she is DEAD SERIOUS.

I hate my dark skin. And I have the money to change that. All I need is guidance.

 

Greetings Vera. There is a lady,a Young lady here,who hopelessly needs Your help. Or services. Or whatever is it You can offer.

After the hullabaloo You thunderously caused after bleaching Your once charcoal-black flawless skin,a Young Kenyan lady has been so caught up in the fallacious delusions that she is now desperately begging You to save her from the Dark World called “Team Darkskin”.

Admittedly,she is BEAUTIFUL. And has the oomph and chutzpah needed to launch a “socialite” career. And go to Ghana to take photos next to a beach like ALL socialites are wont to do.

Her name is Wendy Queen Akinyi. She also goes by the moniker Queen Qinyi. Or QQ. And for a lady her type, there is NOTHING like having too many names.

 

Wendy is 22(According to her) and Wendy is a former student at St. Georgez Girls,Nairobi.

Wendy is an “Entrepreneur’-whatever that means-and says that she runs a fleet of stalls along Moi Avenue. You can call her Madam Moi.

Now,Wendy is totally deluded by the seemingly flashy life that Socialites live-or pretend to live.

And she believes that she is worth the attention that,You,Vera,so effortlessly gets.

But there is one little trouble: she is as dark as 44 sacks of Charcoal in Elgeyo Marakwet.

 

And she wants to recreate herself by transmutating from the Queen of Darkness to the Princess of Light. Or,in much simpler terms, Bleaching her skin.

Wendy claims to be rich enough to be able to finance her own Bleaching procedure. And all she needs is the wise counsel,guidance and mentorship of the Ol’ Bleaching Queen,Vera Sidika

Kindly Vera,come to the rescue of this grandly deluded damsel. And aid her journey into painting her own Metamorphosis of Narcissus.

Whats more?? Madam QQ promises to pay You handsomely if You can successfully help her through the bleaching procedure sans any incident or future repercussions.

 

The ball has properly been thrown at You. Wendy will be waiting all day for Your word.

If You wish to contact her, then this is how; simply throw her an Email at [email protected].

 

I will be sitting here to watch how this turns out. Popcorns in hand. 3D glasses on…this should be interesting.

All the best,Madame Wendy. Or Queen Qinyi. Or QQ. Or whatever else You feel like calling Yourself before this week is over.

And Wendy,i actually like You. That is,If You keep taking photos  that look like the one below….

Anyway…..

Ciao,

Cabu Gah.