From Uhuru’s Kenyatta’s sister in corruption to Jacob Juma’s murder

2016 has been a rather fast year thanks largely to the unending scandals that have been churned out on almost a daily basis.
Given the penchant for the Kenyan public to quickly forget any recent scandal the moment another juicy one pops, we collected and compiled them for this Thursday’s TBT.
As the year draws to a close, we bring you the 8 juiciest and most scandalous stories from showbiz to politics.
The two most talked about aspirants for the Nairobi Gubernatorial seat happen to be one ones with the least chance of grabbing it.
Both possess quite an unrivalled affinity for making news in the most sensational way.
Their last meeting at JKL turned into personal attacks with the highlight being Miguna Miguna’s satirical statement, ‘You are so beautiful everyone wants to rape you’.
In terms of savagery and inappropriateness, this one shares the top spot with the most infamous Kiraitu Murungi’s statement, “it is like raping a woman who is already too willing.”
Just as the nation was still trying to grapple and work out just who is the guilty party in NYS multi-million shilling scam, the Afya scandal was revealed.
It roped in President Uhuru Kenyatta’s sister, his cousin and the PS along with certain powerful forces resorted to mafia like tactics. The journalist was threatened to her face by the PS.
For the first time a Kenyan daily was bought off all news stands before readers got to it as the forces bough all Business Daily newspaper copies at their distribution outlets.
Kenya has never lacked individual ready to lay claim to a number of firsts.
Chelah Yegon had missed out on the honors for nudes and socialite and she decided to go full ham on being the first Kenyan porn star.
She not only accepted her job but also went on to treat her eager fans with a series of raunchy videos of her romping her man to ecstasy and Team Mafisi have forever been grateful…to bad she had such a short shelf life.
From around the month of February, Kenyan high schools decided to fire up their desperation and try rising from ashes like the proverbial Phoenix.
Ok, maybe that’s overkill but you know what happened. What started as an outrageous protest quickly turned into a fad.
Soon conspiracy theories flied around as the flames flared razing down about 100 schools all over the country and then just as they started the fires stopped, leaving Matiangi’s CV as the only thing lit!
The story of Chase Bank at one time read like that of young talented footballer or musician quickly outshining older experienced individuals with sleek simple moves and a new approach.
The Relationship Bank lived up to its billing and won award after award attracting in client from all walks especially the newly employed in its ranks.
Hands down the juiciest and far reaching WhatsApp screenshot story of the year, Evans Gakundi’ story best underlined the dangers and volatile nature of intimate conversations on social media apps.
It also portayed just how easy word moves form one person to another and gave birth to a number of sensational beliefs about the workings around Radio Africa.
Eventually he lost a promising and prestigious job all because of apparently a small debt to a friends.
Betty Kyallo and Dennis Okari’s romance was always a sensational subject even before we got wind of their impending wedding.
Then they had the best build up to a wedding capturing the hearts and minds of many admirers, after six years of wedding they had one of the best weddings, a lavish affair at Marula manor.
Six months down the line the marriage broke with only Bett Kyallo’s clan providing the story. Rumors of her infidelity allegedly with Joho just served to amp the juice.
She quickly moved on but not Okari as he left social media for a while and remained stuck with the same bio description on his accounts
Dennis Okari Married to the luckiest woman alive. Uh, I mean, *I’m the lucky one {cough}. I dad. I run. I write stories

 
Jacob Juma was one man army against Jubilee government powered by millions of shillings and unrevealed vendetta against William Ruto.
A series of revelations unearthing scams in the Jubilee government from Eurobond to NYS beneficiaries, smacked of a wheeler dealer gone rogue.
Out of the blue Jacob Juma began posting of a plan to assassinate him placing the blame on the Deputy President.
A couple of days later Jacob Juma was murdered in well-orchestrated cold assassination plot.
Since then most of the things he called online including the election of Trump have come to pass yet somehow no development has been made on his murder.

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