Here are the Gorgeous Kenyan Female Celebs Who drive Male Ghafla Writers Crazy!

Celebrity crushes are as old as, ummm, celebrity crushes. Everyone has a celebrity they would kill – or die – for. Trouble is, we can barely get to meet them leave alone date them and fly off to Jamaica with them.
But crushes are fun… They’re not meant to be taken seriously and it’s cute to just have that one super hot celebrity that just lights up your day with whatever they do. And in Nicki Minaj’s case, whatever they wear.
Celebrity crushes might even spawn bitter Hip Hop beefs when one player ends up snapping up a girl another nigga wanted. Like in the case of Drake and Meek Mill.
Or the madness currently going on with Tyga whose super hot girlfriend Kylie Jenner is the celebrity crush of fellow rapper 21 Savage.
I’m totally smitten by Ariana Grande. Like, smitten. I live for Ariana. Breathe for Ariana and believe in Ariana.
But she’s too far way, way too far successful, too breathtakingly gorgeous, too high-level and definitely too rich for this scraggly blogger here. But dream on, Cabu Gah, dream on.
Anyway… Ghafla Kenya is studded with guys who have their own little dreams with their own secret celebrity crushes.
And today, I’ll make it public every single Ghafla guy’s celebrity crush in Kenya.
And why not start with myself ? But of course.
 
I would move mountains – and sixteen other rocks – to get Wangechi. She’s everything I dream of, everything I want and everything I ever needed. A girl so classy, so flawless, so incredibly gifted, so beautiful, so grounded, so chilled out. Raps like heaven. And sings like a cherubim. And that chocolate skin, that’s the skin of the world. And with a body that petite, Good Lord! PS: Her new mixtape Do Not Consume If Seal Is Broken is tearing up the Internet. Listen to it
 
There’s so many questions here. Like, first, who is Fawwie Sol? Why Fawwie Sol? Who knows Fawwie Sol? What does Fawwie Sol do? Who else has a crush on Fawwie Sol? Is she related to Sauti Sol? I need to log onto Instagram and investigate this woman. But Irari is the Big Chief. I’m still confused on what would make a whole Editor crush on Fawwie Sol? Investigations begin in three, two, one….
 
Majani is the big Boss. The CEO. And what do witty creators of a super popular blog want? Well, a little lightskinned girl from KTN. I mean, Lois Hannigan. Also known as Lola to those that are close to her. Like me. Majani’s obsession with Lola dates back to the 18th Century. And still, thousands of years later, he’ll never get her. Ever ever. Woooiyee.
 
 Who doesn’t like a big booty that comes with brains!? Who doesn’t like a High Court advocate who also slays on Instagram and has the hips of a Brazilian samba Queen!? Corazon has been driving Martin crazy for years now. He’d do anything to smash that cookie. Do anything to wake up next to this fly as hell mamacita. But she’s a lawyer. Who flies to Dubai thrice a week. And he’s here sitting his butt writing. All day. It doesn’t work that way. Pole Boss.
Moore is Ghafla’s King of videography. He’s probably interviewed every single Kenyan celebrity alive. And yet, amongst them all, no one captures his heart and soul quite like Xtatic. That sexy female rapper who is now married to some music video producer. (Bad news.) Lakini Moore Hapana tambua. To him, Xtatic is everything and everything. He wouldn’t mind sinking his teeth into that butt. And who doesn’t like a sexy mama that can rap circles around the city?
 
Jerome is our social media guy. The guy that ensures that he’s flooded your timelines with troves of tweets and crashed your Facebook News Feed with over 16 billion posts a day. OK, that aside, Jerome only wants one thing for Christmas. Avril. Only that. He wants the newly-single damsel to rock his world and serenade him with tunes like all day in bed. As they watch birds fly in the Diani Beach sky. Perfect.
Goga has so much IT knowledge he once hacked the Hillary Clinton Campaign Headquarters in Nevada just to browse through her emails and KPLC bills. Haha. Dude is a beast. And what do IT gurus love most? A recently-divorced woman. That is, Betty Kyalo. And can we fault him? Kyalo is soooo freakin hot! Such a bombshell! Now we know the one guy that never misses the Friday Briefing. Good luck with that girl, Mr. Okari. Oh,a dn wanna know why Goga is crazy about Miss Kyalo? Ok, the little , silly fact that she can rock sneakers! What a sneaky excuse!
 
This Kalenjin jamaa only wants girls from his kabila. Aaiiiiii. But we can’t blame him. Cece is moto wa kuotea mbali. Girl is not just tremendously beautiful, she’s also quite the singer. Like have you heard her song 9 to 5? Have you?!!! Even Victor Peace knows what’s up! Lakini Tubei hapa hawes toboa. Rudi lane kijana.
Like WTF dude??? Pick a woman! At least one! Who even has two crushes at the same time? In the same Country? Only Munyu… Muluya wa Busia (Not to be confused with Kristoff tafathari ) Now now, how did Cece Sagini become the celebrity crush of two dudes in Ghafla? At the same time? Like, kwani how hot is this girl? Might wanna crush on her too! And as for Joy Kendi, well, girl has been doing her thing now right? Good luck bedding her Mr. Munyu. Good luck Papa.
No one should ever have a crush on Lilian Muli. No, seriously. Like how do you tell your people, your parents, the community, the world that you have a crush on Lilian Muli? Where do you even start? Brother Ben, you’ve gotta try harder. Hatutaishi hivi.
 
Huyu kijana anacheza na mali ya Mungu. Bro, we said who is your celebrity crush! Not who is your spiritual hero! Lakini Miss Natasha is hotter than a Pizza Inn oven. Tarus is normally such a nice guy. Who writes such nice little articles. And here he is lusting over a whole woman of God! Man, you’ve got to be a special kind of crazy to sit your thick butt all day fantasizing over a woman of God. But at least it’s not Bishop Margaret. Or Kathy Kiuna. Thank goodness. Now, someone needs to repent. And we all know who.