“I Thought It Was Sweetness but Then His ‘Transformer’ Became Swollen and Painful” Woman States as She Reveals How She Broke Her Man’s Pipe during Lungula

A certain woman has left internet users shocked and even in laughter after she revealed how a drunken romp sent her husband to the Emergency room.

Posting in a certain group, the lady said that her man is ‘mende kufa’ in bed and she prefers to take charge to keep things hot in the bedroom.

But on this fateful day, she rode him too hard and broke his ‘whooper’ thanks to her woman-on-top position which has been described as the most dangerous sex position as it accounts for approximately half of sex-related penile fractures that end up in the E.R.

The man started screaming and she thought it was because he was enjoying himself but it was because he was in agonizing pain and he had to be rushed to hospital after this bedroom accident.

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This confession has elicited a flurry of reactions, most of them funny and others even offering their bodies while her husband was recuperating. Here are some of the reactions:

Hansen Inganga: wanyonge hawana haki

Pol Ngugy: Before he recovers ..nitafute

Terry Musa: Can a d*ck really break? Maybe a plastic d*ck…

Henry Odhiambo You are a monster…

Eh Fi: Wah! Kumbe Sam pussies av corners na yangu ni moja Kwa moja

Lewis Destiny Kirimi:We were not told this in our biology class

Muthama Kariuki :Yes, actually the woman on top is the leading cause of sexual accidents, there’s a possibility for a penis to break. There’s Google for more information. Why are people this dumb?

Peter Kinyanjui :Akaniambia akuje juu aride… hiyo ni saitaniii

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