by Martin Oduor
Jalang’o has no love for women who don’t drink alcohol, the Milele FM insists women who don’t drink are more expensive to maintain than those who drink liquor.
“The most expensive women in mwanamke mwenye alewi. Very very expensive. Don’t date a woman who do not drink,” said Jalang’o.
The Milele FM presenter also explains that women who don’t drink are not easy to bed. He explains that a man would end up spending more money on a woman who doesn’t drink and won’t even touch her.
“Ameshiba na macho yake inazidi tu kuwa white na sahio umetumia elfu sita (kumnunulia chakula) na hakuna dalili ya wewe kumguza ata mapaja tu,” said Jalang’o.
Jalang’o claims women who drink alcohol are easy to maintain and are also easy lay. He explains that it will only cost a man bottle of Chrome Vodka to get a kiss.
“Chukua msichana mwenye analewa, kwanza hamwezi kutana saa tano, saa saba…Budget ya lunch hauna, budget ya yogurt hakuna, budget ya Java hakuna, nyinyi direct ndani ya Tribeka. Chukua Chrome Vodka, elfu moja… Bado hata haijafika katikati yeye mwenyewe tayari ameanza kukubusu na hio ni elfu moja umetumia,” said Jalang’o.
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October 7, 2022