“My neighbors thought i was gay” Dr Ofweneke reveals how poverty in Kangemi forced him into celibacy

They say a broke man doesn’t get laid and it’s totally true. Dr Ofweneke was forced into celibacy back then when he was still a poor man living in Kangemi.

Ofweneke reminisced about his life in penury in a long post on social media. He shared a photo of a house which reminds him of his single room in Kangemi.

The comedian says he would never lock his house because there was nothing for thieves to steal. The house had a stove, two sufurias and a mattress.

 

“Waaaaaah!! When I saw this photo on IG I just couldnt stop but thank God for this far I have come,8 years ago with my first jobo as an MPesa agent this is how my first ever house in Kangemi looked like ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ A Kaluworks green stove,2 sufurias,a curtain that really wasnt hiding anything,two stainless steel spoons,a matteress that felt like sleeping on Supa Loaf slice of bread,an LG phone that costed 1,499/= which was a torch at the same time my home theatre,We would share bathroom with almost 5 other neighbours so youd find me with my towel and soap dish at the que just like everybody else freezing like a thin sausage,I would never lock the house at times even when am sleeping because I mean what are the thieves coming to steal unless steal my problems ??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️,” wrote Dr Ofweneke in part.

Celibacy

Dr Ofweneke had no time to seek sexual gratification from a woman. He says neighbors thought he could have been gay since they never say any girl coming to his house.

“At this point torn between the dream of bieng a top comedian and a top city lawyer at the same time ?????I think my neghbours thought I was gay because they never saw any girl come to my place but why would I bring her when she was all I had ??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️?????? See me now!! A top comedian wearing suits like a top lawyer!! MY GOD GOT SWAG,HE SWAGGED ME UP ???? There has to be a BREAK before the BREAKTHRU ???????? *This is not the original photo of my house”

 

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