“She’s pretty, flat tummy, big boobs” Atheists president Harrison Mumia falls deeply in love with Samantha

Apart from lacking belief in the existence of God,  Harrison Mumia now also wants a robot for a wife. The chairman of atheist in Kenya reveals that Samantha is his ideal wife.

Harrison Mumia has always been at odds with common cultural beliefs. The atheist has completely been smitten with the infamous sex doll Samantha.

Mumia is a senior bachelor but he will not be for long now that he has found Samantha. He says Samantha is the perfect choice in a partner.

Samantha’s attributes

Mumia describes some of the attributes about Samantha that made him fall heads over heels in love with it. He says the doll has no swing moods and doesn’t nag like women.

“Samantha could be the perfect solution to my bachelor situation. She’s pretty, flat tummy, big boobs, and she will forever remain pretty! She doesn’t nag and doesn’t need make up. Oh, she doesn’t age, doesn’t grow fat, and can’t get pregnant … And most important, she doesn’t believe in God! Wait, no mood swings associated with periods! Samantha is everything I want in a wife! #Samantha,” wrote Harrison Mumia.

 

 

 

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