Man In Keroka Arrested After He Was Caught “Doing It” With A Goat!

Kimaita was roused from his sleep at around midnight yesterday by strange noises coming from Kraal. 

 Closer inspection had him rooted to the spot when he noticed  that his neighbor who was identified as John , was having an unnatural act with one of his goats. This came only a week after he found one of his goats dead and an avalanche of used condoms close to the carcass. 

The issue that he did not report for fear of ridicule had been nagging him for a while until he chanced upon the  perpetrator busy raping his goat. Kimaita locked the kraal from outside and raised alarm, and only opened the kraal when neighbors assembled. 

Johh, a suspected drug addict had already dressed up by the time the neighbors came, though the goat he was with was still bleating from what can only be interpreted as an “unnatural assault” 

 “I think this man is the one who raped my goat a while back.I woke up to find that my goat had died and there were used condoms next to it in the kraal.. It was one of the most harrowing things that I have ever seen…” Said Kimaita

The neighbors who wanted to teach  the culprit a few lessons in being natural beat the man up so hard, almost sending him back to his maker. It took the intervention of the local police in Keroka to calm down the villager and whisk the man away to the station where he stands to go behind bars for over 14 years upon conviction. 

 “Even though the  second goat is still alive,  I need it taken away because he already  turned it into his wife. This  crazy man sees women when he looks inside my kraal,” Kimaita said after the police whisked away the culprit.