MIKE SONKO; Please Let Your Daughters Entertain Us.

 

Mike Sonko’s daughters have hinted at a Reality Show. And I can’t wait. Whichever station will be airing it,I will be glued.

 

Last month,The affluent Mike Sonko daughters teased a photo on Social Media that seemed to announce their intention to run a Reality Show in Kenya. Something akin to ‘Keeping Up with the Kardashians’.

And to grip our valued attention, they posed in some scanty, barely-there tops and hot pants, lusciously sprawled across a custom-made Range Rover and other High-End cars. Vintage,Sonko.

Immediately, almost all bloggers and entertainment writers picked up the story and ran with it. Reporting it furiously and widely with absolute glee.

Saumu,the Oldest one, even landed herself a couple interview gigs voicing her opinion on a myriad of issues, including her no-holds-barred thoughts on Kenyan Socialites. As expected, she was critical of them and their ways. Something that Mike Sonko didn’t take lightly.

 

And immediately,Mike Sonko roundly berated her daughter for criticizing Socialites. And,repoterdly, took back the Mercedes Benz he had bought her. And ordered her to stay away from the media!

Whoa! Punishing someone for condemning Socialites??? As if there is something to be celebrated among these bunch of nudity-loving leeches!

Anyway,I have a feeling that, going by the latest developments, if they are to be believed, that is…Then the much-awaited Reality Show may never happen at all.

And that saddens me a big deal!

If there is something I would Kill to watch, It is the lives of the spoilt kids of the rich behind the cameras. I would give anything to watch Saumu Mbuvi and her sisters waking up on a cold, Wednesday and catch a quick fancy breakfast. I would die to watch the Sonko daughters hit TRM and grab a pizza. Followed by a retinue of cameras. I would trade anything to watch the scions of the Rich and Powerful hit a club in Westlands…and settle a 1,000 dollar bill.

 

THAT WOULD BE ENTERTAINMENT. Absolute Entertainment.

Reality Shows are HUGE! WORLD OVER. And in America,its simply insane. There is a Reality Show detailing the Lives of Everyone…From the Hollywood Exes to Washed-up Rappers to Wives of Hiphop Artists to RnB stars. Everyone has a Reality Show dedicated to them.

Every state has its own Reality Show. From New Jersy to Miami to Atlanta to Washington to Los Angeles.

From Real Housewives of L.A to Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian Take New York. Reality Shows have blown up the World.

 

People love watching famous and gorgeous people on TV. Running around,doing stuff,quarreling or squabbling.

People LOVE WATCHING CELEBRITIES living their day to day lives. And watching them make mistakes and get mad and swear to the cameras.

And in Africa,the Reality Show is catching up real fast. Nigeria is rolling hard with them Reality Shows including Nigerians Abroad and Real Housewives of Nigeria starring Nkem,Lola,Pam,Uche and Alicia.

South Africa has its share too. So does Tanzania,the most popular being the one featuring Diamond’s On and Off Girlfriend,Wema Sepetu.

World over,Reality Shows are beginning to replace scripted TV. And it should be the case here, too. ASAP!

And who BEST to ignite that Revolution than the Daughters of Nairobi’s Biggest Baller and Provocateur, Mike Sonko??? With a father so ruthlessly famous –whose antics have made their way into Kenya Archives-the Sonko daughters are the PERFECT RECIPE for a Hit Reality Show in Nairobi.

I want to watch all of them 3 girls getting up on a Friday morning and deciding to go for a swim in Kitisuru. I want to watch them argue over useless stuff. I want to see them throw a house party…See them get loud and rowdy. Yes,see them get berated by their famous Dad for erring or fondering the exams. I want to watch them. EVERYDAY.

 

And Not just the Sonko daughters…But every other Son and Daughter of Kenya’s Most Powerful families. Yes,am talking Ngina Kenyatta. Am talking William Kabogo’s Son. Am talking June Ruto. Am talking all these Princes and Princesses.

Nothing can be more entertaining than watching Ngina Kenyatta squabbling with Muhoho Kenyatta over how much thousands of dollars they need to spend on an upcoming party.

And nothing rocks more than watching Kabogo’s son making it rain at Skyluxx. Followed by cameras and a bevy of scantily-clad damsels.

Kenya is RIPE for Reality Shows.

And the Sonko daughters have already announced something. I cant wait.

May it come! Lord,Let it come….

I will NEVER change the Channel. Or touch that remote!