Obama, Natives Sports Bar & RAPTCHA THE SAYANTIST are Introducing #NATIVESUNCUT

Kenya is experiencing the happiest moments in a long time now and nothing will deter people out here to have fun not even when some people somewhere say its a hotbed for what again? The world needs to know that Kenya is a hot bed of great people great party spots and like I told you, as Obama returns,munene you are welcome at Natives Sports Bar and Grill, once you hit our great magical Thika rd.

Kindly ask your driver to ask where Allsopps-Roasters is, because he needs to take the left exit immediately after, and drive to the round about going back to the city,we are located hapo hapo, where Shell Petrol station was ulizia tu, the Beast runs on fuel from Shell right? ikikunywa mafuta, kuna dem anaitwa Njeri, she will be serving you some mshikaki Mr. President na supu and our drums will be playing louder than a live concert of heavy metal rock bands in Illinois, that is the plan Today, tomorrow na Sunday, so enroute to Kasarani, don’t forget Allsopps/NativesSportsBar kuna jamaa anaitwa Maiko, he will be waving a Kenyan and an American Flag at the entrance, hahaha Obama Fever is real people.

Cut this narrative short, Kenya has Scientists my guy Obama, Natives Sports Bar and RAPTCHA THE SAYANTIST are introducing #NATIVESUNCUT this is the only laughter scientist in the whole world, and we don’t say!So my party people, am inviting you on behalf on the host,come out on Sunday,this is raw comedy, its gonna be crazy wild fun in here at Natives. I know you are wondering,if them beautiful, curvy,sassy, darkskins/lightskins ladies will turn up, listen, they live here, this is their haven, worry not.

As the Laughter-RATCHA happens DJ Steno and DJ Edu Mkare will be live mixing your requests.This is the place to be thisSUNDAY,NATIVE SPORTS BAR & GRILL.