Strange World: A 24 Year Old Man Gets A Metal Ring Stuck On His “Dudu” While Playing.

A 24 year old was yesterday playing with his his dudu when curiosity got the better of him and he decided to fashion a metal ring on it- like he had seen in adult movies. 

 Unfortunately for the man, the metal ring that he had probably picked from wherever got stuck at the base of his dudu. It is assumed that he stroked himself to an arousal only for the ring to get stuck at the base. 

Alarmed and stuck, the 24 year old started screaming for help, eye witnesses recount that he was wailing harder than the sirens of the ambulance that took him to hospital. 

At the hospital, the doctors were in a dilemma, the man’s erection had not abated and the bolt would not budge.  The harder they tried to wrench the stuck nut- I mean. eer.. ring, the harder it became. 

Our friend screamed even louder bringing the whole hospital to a standstill; however with the intervention of the hospital wiseacres and proper use of grease as lube they were able to finally remove the stuck ring. It however left the 24 year old with red welts that he hopes will heal soon. 

Lessons learnt: what you do in the dark finally comes to light. Rings should be on her finger not your dudu

We cannot however share the images here due to ethical issues. 

 

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T. Magu