Strange World:Crazy Man Gets Married To Pizza In A Colorful Wedding Citing That Women Are Too Complicated. (photos)

A LONELY Russian man infuriated by the lack of a constant “significant Other” has married Pizza at a bizarre wedding in the city of Tomsk, Russia.  

 The man walked to a pizzeria in the city with a wedding veil for his bride (a pizza in a box) and said his vows as onlookers stood by, amused and mortified at the idea of man getting married to his favorite food. 

“Humans are too complicated, but pizza is not, no domestic fights, just bliss and satisfaction..” said the man whose name we are yet to know. 

Shortly after saying his vows of allegiance to the Italian food. 

“Pizza would not reject you or betray you, and speaking quite frankly and sincerely, I love it.” said the man who has however been denied permission to make the marriage official but seemed un-perturbed because the pizzeria gave him a marriage certificate for it anyway. 

The man signs the certificate shortly after the wedding. 

 The man headed off for honeymoon with his new wife.