These are the 10 most scandalous and talked about outfits of the year (2016)

As far as dressing goes, 2016 has offered enough in from all extremes to keep up us busy playing fashion cops.
We have had the totally on point, the scandalous, the outrageous and the downright poor.
Here is an outlook of the 10 fashion pieces that stirred up a huge buzz and became part of our pastime stories, memes and reference points.
Larry Madowo has pulled up a couple of stunts on Live TV most which reveal he is sure the blue eyed boy and golden eggs layer at NTV. 
His recent act of doing a live interview on prime time news in a pair of shorts was on a whole new level. Thankfully the TV viewer was kept in the dark seeing only Larry’s coat and tie as he spoke to Government spokesman Eric Kiraithe.
He would later clarify the incident saying he was in a boot camp that he needed to rush to hence the choice of wardrobe.
It actually wasn’t not bad, but you would not put it past Larry to milk such a situation for the attention and
 
Easily the most talked about couple just ahead of DJ Mo and Size 8, they pulled one of the two love birds gave us one moment to savor this year in their dress choice.
It borders on the humors and the almost on point. They chose to step out in matching basketball outfits and even had a shot with a donkey.
Whatever Eric had in mind, he turned a blissful romantic moment with his skinny legs protruding from baggy shorts.
Leg day is important Eric… However, we all admired the lovely legs and assets Chantal placed on display as we pitied the huger stricken horse.
 
Early this year Uhuruto were on a retreat out of town in Naivasha. Given the occasion the whole team tried stepping out in casual wear.
Tried because at some age in life I guess men decide only a tie or the lack of it defines what is formal and what is casual. The president and his deputy however decided to defy that proving they are really youthful.
That is only up to the point when you spot the iron lines on Ruto’s jeans spoiling an otherwise sharp look. It happened twice!
Why would anyone set up the scion of Samoei like that? Santa also needs to get Uhuru Kenyatta a pair of sneakers or even golf shoes and another pair of jeans…he really needs that.
 
 
Yes, we just had to get a socialite on this list. Yes and just after the presidency.
Corazon has had a number of skimpy clothes in the past…she and others of a similar mindset actually created a whole industry and careers out of skimpy dressing.
However, those previous ones were ratchet, eye assaulting images. This year everyone stepped up the game and now you get served up the luscious tones of flesh smooth and elegantly like a Picasso piece.
This two pieces she was showcasing from her store capture the new essence of socialites flashing flesh.
 
 
When you are going to lord over other people’s fashion choices, you need to have quite a cultured taste yourself.
Unfortunately for Citizen’s Fashion watch crew of four, only the good pastor preaches water and sticks to it…the rest with an impunity to rival that of a Kenyan politician use phrases such as freedom, self-expression, open mindedness and just not giving a damn of anyone’s opinion to rather defend their dubious and questionable attires.
Thus year, Kenyan’s fed it to them straight and they went for a break. Here is a couple of their ‘best hits’.
 
She has been in the business for a while but then she came to Kenya and we got a redefinition of what a succulent derriere really is.
For someone who doesn’t dare shy away from showcasing her thunder thighs and drum sized buns, she chose an outfit in one of her days that left little to imagination but we imagined still.
 
2016 has been quite a year for Mombasa’s governor Ali Hassan Joho.
Like a flame of fire amidst smoke he rose from just a regional leader to easily become the most influential governor taking on the head of state, the deputy head of state and any other comers.
He dared the Coast commissioner Marwa and CS for security Nkaiserry to arrest him and take away his guns and they all tucked in their tails and hushed in a whimper like smacked dogs.
After winning the balls war he went on to flaunt his riches and influence. One thing he did win without a fight is the ladies hearts and news making ability.
With dresses such as the one below, it is easy to understand why. He may just get an Aladdin carpet and a genie for good measure
 
With a body like hers, any attire would be dripping with hotness so when she posted a number of bikini photos while at the coast, everyone got hooked the ladies and the men.
Then she posted one and made the error of relating it to the rather sensitive Safaricom mobile company and a storm was born.
which only served to make the photo viral and send thousands of curious and thirst trapped Kenyans on her blog and social media pages. Here is the photo savor it once more
 
To these day she adamantly blames it to the work of Photoshop by forces wishing to disparage her name.
Kenyans on the other hand have refused to buy that and given her sexy outfits over the past they passed their jury and she became conversation fodder.
For a lady seeking public office in such a judgmental and publicly conservative society like Kenya, this was a big miscalculation on her part.
 
The amount of heat and hate traded both ways in this instance places this case on top of the list.
Akothee stepped out in Lodwar to perform clad in fuschia bodysuit with embellishment details, paired with pantyhose, (Phew! Thank you Google) and shared her photos.
It was quite a self-caricaturing move that left her hundreds of fans disappointed and they let her know straight up.
The self-styled Madam Boos came back with a venomous reply bringing in panties to the discussion and pools. Not to be bullied her fans replied and even threatened not to vote for her.
Here is the most controversial dress outfit of 2016
 
 

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