This Funeral Eulogy Is Going Viral On The Internet. This Man’s Relatives Obviously Didn’t Love Him. Ouch. (Photos)

In Africa,in fact,World over,you’re supposed ed to have the best eulogy drafted for you after you’ve gone. The. Best.

Doesn’t matter what a piece of chicken shit you used to be in when you were alive,how many people you murdered,how many marriages you wrecked,how many houses you robbed or how much blood you shed,African Eulogies are supposed to be the most merry and cheery affairs.

It should be beautified and embellished and garnished with the sweetest words from your most beloved relatives. Because you’re no more,that’s why.

But some dude from Western Kenya doesn’t seem to enjoy that privilege after his not-so-sweet relatives made one of the most brutal and heartless Eulogies ever. In memory of him.

From what you read,you’ll tell that the dude used to be a robber – and actually probably died in the line of robbery.

Heck,they even fixed in that embarrassing episode when the deceased had a stint in jail. In Jail! Also,reminded mourners that he was married not once…But twice!

And as for the time he spent in school,the relatives don’t seem too enthusiastic about going into details.

Here’s the Eulogy. This Man’s relatives are obviously the worst people to be related to. Thank God they are not your people…

 

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