Women from Kigumo, Murang’a County cry for help from the government due to a breed of Baboons in the area which has been hitting on them…one met a big male in her sofa and he beckoned that they go to the bedroom

Women from Kigumo, Murang’a County in a village called Kanyariri are a distraught lot and this due to peculiar type of Baboon that has been causing unending agony.

The Baboons which have multiplied drastically over a very short period of time are doing unthinkable things to them and they are asking the government and KWS to intervene before things turn tragic.

Speaking to a Kameme reporter earlier today, the women alleged how these baboons have invaded their shambas and basically eaten everything; bananas, mangoes, avocados, maize you name it. They spoke of how they come in droves to invade your shamba and when they are done, they get into your house to finish off of what’s left.

And not only are they destructive, but they are also very seductive as they see you chasing them as an opportunity to hit on you. They spoke of how they wink and urge you to come closer whenever this happens something these women just don’t seem to comprehend.

One spoke of how he met a big male sitting on her sofa and it’s like he was beckoning her to hit the dream and they get jiggy with it…can you believe that?

And not only are they interested in women but also goats too…. “Now I can’t even graze my goat away from the homestead because I don’t know what those things are capable off” One woman said.

Their presence however has been a wake up to the young ladies in the area who have refused to give birth with the women threatening to give them out to these Baboons so as to impregnate them.

A peculiar Kenya we surely have.

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Irari Ngugi

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